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Texans_Chick 11-28-2007 09:33 AM

The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
As you know, I do not engage in much trash talk.

But in honor of the upcoming Texans-Titans game, I figured I would just speak some truth:

The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sport

AOL decided to make it one of today's featured stories on FanHouse.

Big thanks to Overalls for the idea.

Note, that you can send it to friends, family and others with the email this link at the bottom.

I have no quarrel with Titan fans. I just think your owner is a boob, and feel bad for you that the only way you could get a team in TN was to deal with that guy.

AnthonyE 11-28-2007 09:42 AM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
Best. Article. Evar.

TD 11-28-2007 09:44 AM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
Nice article, but the video isn't accurate. Case in point.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...itansVideo.jpg

Texans_Chick 11-28-2007 09:55 AM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
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Originally Posted by TD (Post 791366)
Nice article, but the video isn't accurate. Case in point.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...itansVideo.jpg

Well, then, I suppose you need to leave a comment over there with words to that effect. The site asks for an email to leave a comment, but it is not tracked or anything.

I was just trying to be fair. Perhaps Bud Adams is a genius.

powerfuldragon 11-28-2007 10:00 AM

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TC, the scene of barbie coitus was disturbing. you've scarred me.

Texans_Chick 11-28-2007 10:04 AM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
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Originally Posted by powerfuldragon (Post 791378)
TC, the scene of barbie coitus was disturbing. you've scarred me.

This is what happens when you are at your parents house for Thanksgiving, you are hanging out with family, you are bored, and you have a video camera and know the Texans are playing the Titans next week.

You should see the outtakes. I might have to put together a Director's Cut.

Double Barrel 11-28-2007 10:22 AM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
That's funny, TC! :heh:

Twisted, yes....probably a reason to like it! The butterknife sword was top notch, as was the credits. Good job!

Thanks for the humor today. I needed it on a tough humpday.

powerfuldragon 11-28-2007 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Texans_Chick (Post 791385)
This is what happens when you are at your parents house for Thanksgiving....

no excuses for such filth. :specnatz:


ahem... now excuse me while i go research obscenity laws.

Texans_Chick 11-28-2007 10:38 AM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
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Originally Posted by Double Barrel (Post 791397)
That's funny, TC! :heh:

Twisted, yes....probably a reason to like it! The butterknife sword was top notch, as was the credits. Good job!

Thanks for the humor today. I needed it on a tough humpday.

Glad you liked it. It's sort of an early Christmas present to the MB.

texasguy346 11-28-2007 10:48 AM

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Fantastic stuff. That video should be played before every Texans home game against the Titans.

Texans_Chick 11-28-2007 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by texasguy346 (Post 791420)
Fantastic stuff. That video should be played before every Texans home game against the Titans.

Some of the Titan fans do not care for what I wrote, and some of the braver ones who do not know how to use the caps button are commenting:

Quote:

15. ufortunately steph, this article shows how backward and uneducated you are. what a freakin *****.
I love unintentional humor.

Please to all. Please feel free to leave a comment over there. Doesn't have to be much of one. The more comments, the more likely more people will see it because of the way that website works. :)

Specnatz 11-28-2007 01:05 PM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texans_Chick (Post 791426)
Some of the Titan fans do not care for what I wrote, and some of the braver ones who do not know how to use the caps button are commenting:



I love unintentional humor.

Please to all. Please feel free to leave a comment over there. Doesn't have to be much of one. The more comments, the more likely more people will see it because of the way that website works. :)

I will leave a comment after I get home, but that was extremely funny yet disturbing. But the sense of humor is right up my alley.

Carr Bombed 11-28-2007 01:24 PM

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I had to post it over at the Jags MB.......hope you don't mind, but yeah, I loved it. :user:

Bulluck53 11-28-2007 01:24 PM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
Can't really defend Tennessee against anything that article says. The entire south is perceived 'backwards' so it doesn't bother me much. If that woman has ever been to Nashville and the surrounding counties she would think differently.

My serious response to this would be, do you guys know why they were named the Titans? Also, why our mascot is a racoon?

Texans_Chick 11-28-2007 01:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bulluck53 (Post 791515)
Can't really defend Tennessee against anything that article says. The entire south is perceived 'backwards' so it doesn't bother me much. If that woman has ever been to Nashville and the surrounding counties she would think differently.

My serious response to this would be, do you guys know why they were named the Titans? Also, why our mascot is a racoon?

The article says this:


Quote:

Tennessee is a lovely state with beautiful urban centers.
Are you saying this isn't true?

They are named the Titans because Nashville is "The Athens of the South." Basically, they want to crib some of Greek history without dealing with the particulars of the Titans--which is that they were kinda gross.

As for the racoon mascot, I have no idea. Maybe because they steal stuff? They like running over people in vehicles? I'd really like to know.

powerfuldragon 11-28-2007 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Texans_Chick (Post 791518)

As for the racoon mascot, I have no idea. Maybe because they steal stuff? They like running over people in vehicles? I'd really like to know.

one of bud adams' more insidious schemes. he wanted a cute, fuzzy, recognizable mascot that kids would bond to. he wanted to create superfans. also some racial brainwashy motivations.

austintexanite 11-28-2007 01:40 PM

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lol, pretty funny stuff there.

HOU-TEX 11-28-2007 01:41 PM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texans_Chick (Post 791518)
The article says this:




Are you saying this isn't true?

They are named the Titans because Nashville is "The Athens of the South." Basically, they want to crib some of Greek history without dealing with the particulars of the Titans--which is that they were kinda gross.

As for the racoon mascot, I have no idea. Maybe because they steal stuff? They like running over people in vehicles? I'd really like to know.

I think it's because Bud uses racoon fur for that thing on his head. I reckon that frickin thing attracts all kinds of critters.

Texan_Bill 11-28-2007 01:41 PM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texans_Chick (Post 791385)
This is what happens when you are at your parents house for Thanksgiving, you are hanging out with family, you are bored, and you have a video camera and know the Texans are playing the Titans next week.

You should see the outtakes. I might have to put together a Director's Cut.

Steph.. My sister and I choose to drink......... Heavily!!


I think the video was hugely funny... And thanks to Overalls too!!!

Texans_Chick 11-28-2007 01:50 PM

Re: The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports
 
Fun comments to read here:

From Kissing Suzy Kolber (uh, they use strong language there):

Classics Major Illustrates How Titans And Citizens Of Tennessee Are So Alike

From With Leather (strong language there too):

MAYBE TENNESSEE SHOULD RETHINK 'TITANS'

Quote:

This little history lesson on the original Titans is chock-full o' incest (sex with mothers AND sisters), eating their own children, and the depenistration of one's father. Hey, just like Tennessee!

Nah, I'm just kiddin'. People from Tennessee don't eat babies.



Ahhhhh, trash talk, the modern way. :texflag:


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