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Dread-Head 11-06-2007 08:04 PM

Dallas Sucks! (to the theme of Cleveland Rocks)
 
I saw this on an anti-Cowgirl page and thought some of you would find it as funny as I did.



"Cleveland Rocks"
Based on the performance by Ian Hunter
"Dallas Sucks"
Parody by Michael Pacholek
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Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!

Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!

All this energy calling me
from the team so dumb!
They're such a crude football brood!
Hell's where they belong!

All the Giant fans in the Meadowlands yell
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Exit 16 has the fans so mean goin'
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!

Mama's got her painted hair.
To her team she's true.
From the Vet to a new clean lair
the Eagles are so due!

All the Packer kids with the big cheese heads go
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Livin' in sin with an old Redskin goin'
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!

I got a tape of Super Bowl II!
Dallas ain't in it 'cause they turned blue!
The Packers iced 'em and I would, too!
Oh, Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!

All through the place
smash their face
we hate the Cowboys more!

Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!

Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!

Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!

I hate 'em! (hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em....)
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StarStruck 11-07-2007 03:58 PM

Re: Dallas Sucks! (to the theme of Cleveland Rocks)
 
Perhaps music would help as I visualize the sing-along because the dry script is pretty lame.:)

Dread-Head 11-07-2007 07:51 PM

Re: Dallas Sucks! (to the theme of Cleveland Rocks)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by StarStruck (Post 779215)
Perhaps music would help as I visualize the sing-along because the dry script is pretty lame.:)

It's just the theme to the Drew Carrey Show with alternate lyrics.


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