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Andrew6 10-08-2007 06:31 PM

This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
Don’t know if you all have heard the latest out of New Orleans, but here goes:



A mother in New Orleans has lost custody of her 7 year old son. The reason…she would beat him. When the child was told he would live with his father he became very upset and told the judge that his father beat him worse than his mother. So, the judge decided he would live with his grandparents. Apparently the child became upset again and told the judge that they beat him as well. The judge wasn’t sure what to do but finally decided to look outside of the “immediate” family for this young boy to live with. After a lot of research the judge finally came to the conclusion that the boy should live with the New Orleans Saints since they don’t beat anybody!!!! JJ J

BSofA04 10-08-2007 07:18 PM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew6 (Post 755756)
Don’t know if you all have heard the latest out of New Orleans, but here goes:



A mother in New Orleans has lost custody of her 7 year old son. The reason…she would beat him. When the child was told he would live with his father he became very upset and told the judge that his father beat him worse than his mother. So, the judge decided he would live with his grandparents. Apparently the child became upset again and told the judge that they beat him as well. The judge wasn’t sure what to do but finally decided to look outside of the “immediate” family for this young boy to live with. After a lot of research the judge finally came to the conclusion that the boy should live with the New Orleans Saints since they don’t beat anybody!!!! JJ J

lol: :fans:

Marcus 10-08-2007 07:39 PM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
That's funny.

Sick, twisted, and uncouth, but funny.

Kudos!

imatexan 11-07-2007 09:46 PM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
Hopefully this stays true Next Sunday :yes:

jlam 11-08-2007 08:51 AM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
It'll still be as old and tired of a template joke then as it was when it was posted, so that'll stay true.

Texan_Bill 11-08-2007 09:21 AM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jlam (Post 779468)
It'll still be as old and tired of a template joke then as it was when it was posted, so that'll stay true.

We, here in the great State of Texas, no nothing about tired, worn out template jokes.... :rolleyes:


"..............steers and queers."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

jlam 11-08-2007 09:23 AM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
Haha. Indeed.

Andrew6 11-12-2007 10:13 AM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
I just saw the joke and thought it was funny

TxDavid 11-21-2007 08:52 PM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill (Post 779485)
We, here in the great State of Texas, no nothing about tired, worn out template jokes.... :rolleyes:


"..............steers and queers."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

That one irritates me the most. Especially when the situation has nothing to do with Houston.

Houston doesn't care that your [insert journalistic B.S. here] is broken......:shades:

Dread-Head 11-21-2007 09:02 PM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill (Post 779485)
We, here in the great State of Texas, no nothing about tired, worn out template jokes.... :rolleyes:


"..............steers and queers."

"

Hey when some fool from Oklahoma used that tired line on me I looked him straight in the eye and said "MOOOO!" :splits: BECAUSE IT'S PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUTBUTTER JELLY! PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUTBUTTER JELLY! SAY WHERE YA AT? THERE YA GO! WHERE YA AT? THERE YA GO! PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUTBUTTER JELLY!

Peter Griffin: (depressed) I'm sorry Dread-head...It's just not doing it today. (walks off)

THAT'S RIGHT IT'S PEANUTBUTTER JELLY! PEANUTBUTTER JELLY! PEANUTBUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!:bat: :splits:

Yankee_In_TX 11-21-2007 09:13 PM

Re: This Just In New Orleans Saints
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill (Post 779485)
We, here in the great State of Texas, no nothing about tired, worn out template jokes.... :rolleyes:


"..............steers and queers."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Hmm, I have horns, you don't.......


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