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kastofsna 09-24-2007 11:53 AM

Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
okay, it's Monday folks, which is always a good night to get hammered out of your mind. and you'll need to be liquored up to get through the commentary of tonight's game. grab your favorite bottle of hard liquor and settle down.

here's the criteria:

- Every commercial starring Reggie Bush during the game warrants a shot.
- Every commercial starring Deuce McAllister or Drew Brees gets 10 shots.
- Pound a shot when the term "Madden curse" is used. If Kornheiser brings it up, make it two shots.
- Speaking of Kornheiser, whenever he makes an analogy comparing a player on the field to a pop culture phenom, i.e. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, or the like, drink a shot.
- If you can tell Jaws has no idea who Kornheiser is comparing the player to, take a shot.
- If ESPN shows a highlight package of Reggie Bush, and the highlight package consists of the same 3 plays we've seen over and over again, drink a shot.
- If someone mentions the Texans passing on Bush, take a shot. This just might be the one that gets you wasted.
- If Bush runs for more than 5 yards on a play, drink a shot for each replay.
- If Katrina is mentioned, do a shot.
- If someone says "There's still a lot of work to be done in New Orleans," bow your head in prayer for those poor people. And...do a shot.
- Have a half-shot for every time Reggie Bush is mentioned when the Saints defense is on the field.
- Same with Vince Young when the Titans defense is on the field.
- Finish the bottle when Jaws snaps and punches Kornheiser in the face for an awful joke.

kastofsna 09-24-2007 11:56 AM

yay! :user:

Texan_Bill 09-24-2007 12:07 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
I dont think I will be playing tonight... Still re-cooping from yesterday...

ChrisG 09-24-2007 12:41 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
do these to suffer from alcohol poisoning by the time the first play is run:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kastofsna (Post 743777)
- Every commercial starring Reggie Bush during the game warrants a shot.
- If ESPN shows a highlight package of Reggie Bush, and the highlight package consists of the same 3 plays we've seen over and over again, drink a shot.
- If someone mentions the Texans passing on Bush, take a shot. This just might be the one that gets you wasted.


to avoid getting drunk (because this is very unlikely to happen at all:
Quote:

Originally Posted by kastofsna (Post 743777)
- If Bush runs for more than 5 yards on a play


kastofsna 09-24-2007 04:50 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
oh, i forgot one:

- Whenever they mention "the historic Rose Bowl matchup," drink a half-shot. For every clip of that game, drink a whole shot.

Blazing Arrow 09-24-2007 05:07 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
I hope these are shots of beer .....

Texan_Bill 09-24-2007 05:34 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow (Post 744126)
I hope these are shots of beer .....

Nancy....................................... j/k

kastofsna 09-24-2007 05:41 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
yeah, some Dogfish Head 120 min IPA beer. 20% abv will do ya rightr

Specnatz 09-24-2007 05:45 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
Well I guess if this is the case no one will make it past half time.

kastofsna 09-24-2007 05:45 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
reaching halftime would be like finding the Holy Grail. this is for brave warriors.

Silver Oak 09-24-2007 09:16 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
We keep a pretty good bar in our home kast, but I don't think we have enough!

Great post!

kastofsna 09-24-2007 10:44 PM

Re: Saints/Titans Drinking Game
 
if you participated in this game using hard liquor, you're not reading this now because you're dead. 58.5 shots total.


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