Melted HersheyBar Looks Like...
 

The news around here is that the bridges around the Houston metropolitan area will be closed on Sunday to prevent massive numbers of Texan suicides. Apparently, the Red Cross is mobilizing and preparing for an extended let down in the Texans performance in the Chiefs vs. Texans opening football season. Counseling will be offered throughout the season as their team steadily declines into the toilet this season.

I can't wait to read the posts on this board and listen to you're teams press conference after this game. Both should be extremely entertaining

GO CHIEFS

Re: Help is on the way Texans Fans
 

Silly Chiefs fans, they actually think they got a shot at winning this game.
Down boy!:whip: Who's your daddy?:whip:
Matt, we're-going-to-throw-it-deep-on-you-all game-long, Schaub! Go Texans!

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They should let you jump.. LOL

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(warning language)

All I gotta say is @ 0:26 into the clip: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Qv2viN7j4k

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Oh that is funny! Rep coming your way...

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So ... in the 2008 draft , do you think y'all will take Brohm or Brennan with the 3rd pick ?

We'll be looking for the BPA with the 20ish pick .

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LOL... A little sensitive are we?

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Word is round here that Yall don't know how to jump, let alone from a bridge. Seems yall have a good case of the Big Head, Be careful not to bust a seam in that head dress. Tell your buddies they won't allow anything but foam arrows in Reliant, and we all know foam arrows don't hurt. Oh and do tell your homies to stay around for the whoopin cause we like to provide you with a crying towel and a smooth drink to calm your tears. Remember Hershey, Our 16 and 0 strats with you guys.

GO TEXANS

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I think you mean STARTS!.....I don't know what "strat" means, but I don't want to do it with them.:pirate:

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Hershey bar and friends tailgating before chiefs game .

http://www.amarall.blogger.com.br/village%20people.jpg

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well well well ..... lets just see if this reverses and happends all across the USA where all the KC fans are watching in bars.

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Yea, help lines will be clogged with desperate calls from KC fans and their loved ones! :shades:

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-I hope your team trainers pack plenty of that dressed-up ketchup y'all call KC Masterpiece... It'll make the football taste better to Huard when it's shoved down his throat...
I'm sure he'll appreciate that... even KC Masterpiece tastes better than a football that was recently extracted from LJ's backside!!!




WAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get ready for a dose of reality TEXANS
 

After tomorrow you will be eating BBQ CROW. Yes you heard me right. It is going to be a good game but you will understand what it really takes to win a game in the NFL after tomorrow. Not only must you have a Offense which you do have but there will be a number of mistakes created by a much superior Defense. I hear they are handing out crying towels to all Texans fans and offering counseling after the game for those who need it. Still sticking by my predictions Chiefs 13 - Houston 10 So if your a betting man you will take KC and the under. And if you can't take this little bit of heat the day before the game I would advise you not to watch the game. LOL

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?????

....Um....this is Houston you're talking about. We're used to the heat AND the losses. :) We'll get over it.

I see no reason to change my mind, though. The Texans are not what they used to be, and the Chiefs will be their first victim.

We know it's still a little hard to grasp, but they will earn respect this year.

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What made you change your mind? Preseason? You will give up another 30 sacks this season. You OL has not changed that much. You have a QB that is a little better but he will be running for his life throughout the season. Yes you are use to the heat and the losses so this game will be no different for you. Get ready for some BBQ Crow KC STYLE.. LOL

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You sure are getting more cocky the closer Sunday approaches.

Let's see your attitude on Monday after your Chiefs lose.

Gonna go from a Bar to an M&M.

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Hmm last year KC gave up 41 sacks and Houston gave up 43 sacks. Looks like your about the same as us in that category.

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KC BBQ sucks, who the pluck BBQ's crow? The BBQ Gods wil be looking down upon the Texans this Sunday to show our prowess on the grill, in the pit and on the field. Keep your crow, we will take the win.