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JohnsonFan 08-16-2007 12:10 AM

Rival Jokes
 
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The titans are Super Bowl contenders."

Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

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What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Titans fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!

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Why did the colts players miss their flight for the big game?

They were stuck on a broken escalator!(in vince's case he is just stupid)
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If you see a jags fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?

It could be your bike
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You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of jaguars. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Jags fanů twice.
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What do you call a Colts fan with half a brain?

Gifted!
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Why are the Titans like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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ENJOY!!! GO TEXANS :fans: :fans: :fans: :fans: :fans: :fans:


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