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Bipolar The Titan 04-14-2007 03:51 PM

Which would you rather have? David Carr or a sack of potatoes?
 
nine reasons why David Carr is better than a sack of potatoes

9. A sack of taters might make a good meal, but it can't throw a football more than 8 or 9 yards. Carr can throw accurately at least 11 yards.

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8. Carr can grow hair, taters only grow those root looking things.

http://images.chron.com/content/news...carr_hair1.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...ing-potato.jpg

7. Carr eats taters for supper.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...atersupper.jpg

6. David Carr's eyes are permanently attached to his head, unlike this guy.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...d70/potato.jpg

5. David Carr is likely not coveted by Napoleon Dynamite.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...andynamite.jpg

Bipolar The Titan 04-14-2007 03:54 PM

4. David Carr never inflicted famine on the Irish.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...d70/famine.jpg

3. As far as I know, no one has ever dared to call Carr "Crinkle Cut."

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...crinklecut.jpg

2. Carr had absolutely nothing to do with the freedom fries fiasco. Potatoes, on the other hand were right in the middle of the fracas...

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...edom_fries.gif

1. Drum Roll Please!!!
To get Carr in your stadium, it'll cost your team several million dollars. You can get fried taters at any stadium for $5 or less.


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Honoring Earl 34 04-14-2007 03:56 PM

I'll take the taters ... unlike Carr ... they're really good mashed .

Bipolar The Titan 04-14-2007 04:02 PM

Mashed? did someone say mashed???
 
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Originally Posted by Honoring Earl 34 (Post 652094)
I'll take the taters ... unlike Carr ... they're really good mashed .

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mmm... it does go well with the chicken.

Kaiser Toro 04-14-2007 04:06 PM

That Bear was also called a work out warrior. But then again you just have to be in a 50 foot radius of Carr to put yourself in a position to register a sack.

Double Barrel 04-14-2007 04:07 PM

Disclaimer: This post is 100% pure grade A certified jest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipolar The Titan (Post 652092)

Man, that one made me actually laugh out loud. :heh:

David Carr has been on tough cookie during his tenure with the Texans, and I'll always give him mad props for taking a licking and keeps on getting up.

HOWEVER, have you ever happened to clean your automobile and find an old McDonalds french fry under your seat? Those things look just the same as the day you ordered it!! I mean, years can go by, and those suckers still look the same - no mold, decay, or even deterioration.

So I've got to give the mighty spud a nod, because a nuclear winter would only leave cockroaches, Keith Richards, and those old french fries on the planet.

Kaiser Toro 04-14-2007 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double Barrel (Post 652101)
HOWEVER, have you ever happened to clean your automobile and find an old McDonalds french fry under your seat? Those things look just the same as the day you ordered it!! I mean, years can go by, and those suckers still look the same - no mold, decay, or even deterioration.

So I've got to give the mighty spud a nod, because a nuclear winter would only leave cockroaches, Keith Richards, and those old french fries on the planet.

Those fries are survivors, much like us Texans's fans except of course when the roof is open in September during one of Houston's rare hot and humid days. :rolleyes:

UTVinceYoung 04-15-2007 09:15 AM

I will never look at fries or potatoes the same again. lol good stuff BIP.
When I order fries or a baked potato from now on, I will think of Carr.

WaywardTexanFan 04-15-2007 09:26 AM

Too funny

dskillz 04-16-2007 12:31 PM

I totally forgot how ridiculous David looked with that long hair.

BigWig 04-17-2007 07:52 AM

Number 9 is false, I dont remember Davey ever throwing any further than say 4 or 5 yards!:shades:

Texan_Bill 04-17-2007 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigWig (Post 652744)
Number 9 is false, I dont remember Davey ever throwing any further than say 4 or 5 yards!:shades:

Apparently you missed a lot Wig....

Blazing Arrow 04-17-2007 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill (Post 652844)
Apparently you missed a lot Wig....

I think I know someone who picked David Carr .... :chicken:

Texan_Bill 04-17-2007 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow (Post 652855)
I think I know someone who picked David Carr .... :chicken:

Glad to see you found your way back.... but as usual, you are wrong - LOL!!!
I wanted Julius Peppers, from day one. I was just messin with Wig!

Blazing Arrow 04-17-2007 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill (Post 652864)
Glad to see you found your way back.... but as usual, you are wrong - LOL!!!
I wanted Julius Peppers, from day one. I was just messin with Wig!

You should not feel ashamed. I mean you are already a Texans fan right? :whip:


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