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EllisUnit 10-01-2013 09:13 PM

Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Dear football gods...

I know i havent talked to you in a while, and turned my back on you when things got good
I need to pray to you more, i know that i should
I wouldnt ask for your help, if its wasnt truly a big deal
Cause if you wont help us than i'm afraid noone will
I have this team that i love, from the lone star state
They are "ok" ,,,but god they could be great
They have so much talent, its almost heavenly in a way
But they shoot themselves in the foot each and every gameday
I know i know,,,,what do i expect you to do
For these NFL fans who have remained so true
I wont bring up the fact that our history has been a living hell
And you helping the bills in the "comeback" didnt sit with me to well
I know that was the titans, who are now in tennessee
But the history of that stuff stays with the city
And to sit here and watch all this talent go to waste
Leaves in my mouth a bad and bitter taste
We got AJ, Foster, Watt and Co
This kick ass team should be 4-0
I only ask that you cure Schaubs horrible vision
Cause at this rate we wont even win the division
One more request my dear lord
Then i'll let you go cause your silence tells me your bored
Can we win the Superbowl, just one maybe two
And i will never ask another thing of you

Amen


^^^Just for entertainment folks, so noone get offended, and if you did well my bad^^^

Texans 38
49ers 17

I predict Schaub WILL NOT throw a pick 6 this game
Foster gets 175+ yards and 2 scores
AJ 130+ yards 1 score
Watt 2 sacks
Defense as a whole 6 sacks

DX-TEX 10-01-2013 09:19 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
52-6 Texans.

Watt is angry.:texflag:

EllisUnit 10-01-2013 09:20 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DX-TEX (Post 2220487)
52-6 Texans.

Watt is angry.:texflag:

whew you must of whipped your ass and said 3 hail marys for that score

thunderkyss 10-01-2013 09:23 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
16 - 9

Them boys on Kirby.

DX-TEX 10-01-2013 09:32 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EllisUnit (Post 2220488)
whew you must of whipped your ass and said 3 hail marys for that score

Im dead serious. Just got this feeling. After Watts post game comments and that meeting the players had....I just think as a group they are pissed and embarrassed. What better way to give a big #1 salute to the league other than making a statement in primetime?

I could also just be gassy.

kiwitexansfan 10-01-2013 09:36 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DX-TEX (Post 2220487)
52-6 Texans.

Watt is angry.:texflag:

Is Watt playing offense, or is that 7 defensive touchdowns and a FG.

kiwitexansfan 10-01-2013 09:38 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Texans almost beat the Seahawks.

Seahawks >> 49ers.

Texans beat 49ers.


I predict at least 3 turtles from Schaub and another Schaub, because calling pick sixes or taints Schaubs is fun.

Bulls on Parade 10-01-2013 09:42 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Texans 23, 49ers 20 in Overtime

We go down 20-3 at halftime on the road and rally to win 23-20 in overtime

Redemption for last week

htownfan32 10-01-2013 09:58 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
4-0 Texans.

Offense doesn't do ****, defense pitches a shutout with two safeties.

Cushing angry.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/BRIAN-CUSHING...gUQ~~60_35.JPG

DX-TEX 10-01-2013 09:59 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwitexansfan (Post 2220497)
Is Watt playing offense, or is that 7 defensive touchdowns and a FG.

Ed Reed had Ray Lewis give Matt a call....

chicagotexan2 10-01-2013 11:12 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Foster and Tate will ground and pound
Smith and watt will harass a lot
Kareem and reed will make them bleed
Bullock and lechler will make the kicks
And Schaub will throw his fourth pick six

SchaubApologist 10-01-2013 11:23 PM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
F THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:swatter:

HTOWN: 27
SF: 10

LEEEEHGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:spin:

Bulls on Parade 10-02-2013 07:00 AM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chicagotexan2 (Post 2220545)
Foster and Tate will ground and pound
Smith and watt will harass a lot
Kareem and reed will make them bleed
Bullock and lechler will make the kicks
And Schaub will throw his fourth pick six

He's more likely to continue his streak of costly penalties. Whether it's not turning his head around when he has excellent coverage on the receiver (pass interference every time), or body slamming somebody right in front of the zebras, or picking up a $42,000 dollar fine from a previous game. Totally unnecessary mistakes. The sad thing is I picked Kareem to have a break out, superstar caliber, All Pro type of season in 2013. He's far from that.

I realize Johnathan Joseph is every bit as guilty in terms of the mistakes but at least he had what should have been the game-winning interception in the last game. Kareem Jackson has 0 INTs through the first four games, only two pass deflections for that matter, and has done nothing to impress me so far in 2013. And we're somehow the number 1 ranked defense in the league despite his mistakes and costing us a lot of penalty yardage.

If guys like Schaub, Kareem Jackson and even Randy Bullock to some degree, don't all play better football, as in being more consistently good, we're not even going to sniff the Super Bowl, much less make the playoffs this year. It just seems like it's the same guys letting us down week after week. Kudos to Bullock for at least not missing any field goals, 2-for-2 in the last game.

Thorn 10-02-2013 07:10 AM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
If we don't get Schaubed again, we can take this game.

That's all.

eriadoc 10-02-2013 07:47 AM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Kaepernick will run a bit more than Russell Wilson did. Schaub will throw an INT in a crucial situation, but it won't be a pick six directly. The defense will give up at least one long drive, but play well enough to win.

Texan_Bill 10-02-2013 07:50 AM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EllisUnit (Post 2220483)
Dear football gods...

I know i havent talked to you in a while, and turned my back on you when things got good
I need to pray to you more, i know that i should
I wouldnt ask for your help, if its wasnt truly a big deal
Cause if you wont help us than i'm afraid noone will
I have this team that i love, from the lone star state
They are "ok" ,,,but god they could be great
They have so much talent, its almost heavenly in a way
But they shoot themselves in the foot each and every gameday
I know i know,,,,what do i expect you to do
For these NFL fans who have remained so true
I wont bring up the fact that our history has been a living hell
And you helping the bills in the "comeback" didnt sit with me to well
I know that was the titans, who are now in tennessee
But the history of that stuff stays with the city
And to sit here and watch all this talent go to waste
Leaves in my mouth a bad and bitter taste
We got AJ, Foster, Watt and Co
This kick ass team should be 4-0
I only ask that you cure Schaubs horrible vision
Cause at this rate we wont even win the division
One more request my dear lord
Then i'll let you go cause your silence tells me your bored
Can we win the Superbowl, just one maybe two
And i will never ask another thing of you

Amen


^^^Just for entertainment folks, so noone get offended, and if you did well my bad^^^

Texans 38
49ers 17

I predict Schaub WILL NOT throw a pick 6 this game
Foster gets 175+ yards and 2 scores
AJ 130+ yards 1 score
Watt 2 sacks
Defense as a whole 6 sacks


^^^^^^Pretty much the dumbest thing I've ever read!^^^^^^^

:pop:

:pirate:

TheIronDuke 10-02-2013 07:50 AM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Guess I'll be the first to predict a loss here. 27-13, Kaep runs wild on our defense and Kubes busts out the playbook he used when TJ Yates was QB and doesn't give Schaub many chances to screw up like he always does. Still won't work as Schaub throws at least one pick and will be rattled all day long by the 49ers. Running game will be largely ineffective and we will look like crap on national TV.

ATXtexanfan 10-02-2013 07:57 AM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
24-13 niners.

EllisUnit 10-02-2013 08:02 AM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill (Post 2220609)
^^^^^^Pretty much the dumbest thing I've ever read!^^^^^^^

:pop:

:pirate:

You say that about all my stuff, and it appears you never read obama care

HJam72 10-02-2013 08:31 AM

Re: Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict
 
SF: 16
Houston: 13

Foster is shut down & some will be asking why Tate wasn't given more opportunity. Schaub is the offense in this game (despite Kubiak's initial plan to run Foster 120 times), but not enough, & THEIR run-game pounds away (at least enough to win). Schaub throws 1 pick (not for a score) & 1 TD.


:toropalm:

PS-the interceptor doesn't score....because Schaub catches his @$$ from behind and horse-collars him straight back by the hood of the helmet, LOL. A fight ensues. Watt kills somebody & gives their helmet to a kid in the stands. Cushing bites a chunk out of somebody's neck....apologizes later. So sorry.


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