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powda 08-18-2013 07:49 PM

Captain Cliche stats
 
This thread is about Spencer Tillman and the potential fun he can be in a drinking game format. Personally, I cant decide if he's a local treasure for his unintended entertainment or if I hate the guy. I knew i'd be rewatching all of the Texan's preseason games and along the way I decided it might be just as fun to track Tillman as it is to evaluate the players...so I made stats out of his ridiculous quotes:

Hallmark quotes totals thru 2 games =

Slow to,fast thru= 3 (dissapointed, I expected far more.)
Games & deals (or deals and games) = 6
Hold water = 2 (was I drunk, this cant be right.)
Breadth and width = 4
Bulla bulla = 3
Apple and a road map = 1

Other quotes tracked in game 1 & 2 =

Special play/player/company = 6
Verticle = 6
dre j = 3
Pay the defense(defenders) = 2
Pitter patter(rb feet) = 1
Faculties = 1
Battery mate = 1

Quotes I SHOULD'VE tracked in game 1 & 2 but only tracked in game 2 =

One cut = 2
Pay it off (paying it off) = 3
Execute = 4
Stretch (stretch play) = 11
Vision = 1
Continuity = 1

In the intrest of making this a true drinking game I would select quotes above as well as additional suggestions...

All scores = shot

All penalties = shot (excludes no flag adjustments)

First community credit union BRIAN CUSHING commercials

All JJ Watt commercials

All scores

Technical ******** difficulties

Texn4life 08-18-2013 07:56 PM

Re: Captain Cliche stats
 
Maybe I just don't pay attention to him that much, but whats the deal with "games and deals"? What is he referring to?

Playoffs 08-18-2013 08:00 PM

Re: Captain Cliche stats
 
DeAndre Hopkins makes big catch...

Spencer, "That's why they call him 'nuke'."






Hey Spencer, I thought his mom called him Nuk after the pacifier brand?

thunderkyss 08-18-2013 08:12 PM

Re: Captain Cliche stats
 
I kept telling my wife that play-by-play guy was an idiot.

powda 08-18-2013 08:13 PM

Re: Captain Cliche stats
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texn4life (Post 2194741)
Maybe I just don't pay attention to him that much, but whats the deal with "games and deals"? What is he referring to?

He's referring to defensive stunts such as twists and "dog over" moves by linebackers. He uses it in such a general sense however that I always feel like he has no ideal what he's seeing.

Since I focused on his commentary so much I was able to hear things like "man concepts in zone coverage" from him which sounds completely contradictory. He really does sound drunk half the time. As an aside, Joel Myers loves to say "waggle" a lot.

ObsiWan 08-18-2013 08:45 PM

Re: Captain Cliche stats
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Playoffs (Post 2194742)
DeAndre Hopkins makes big catch...

Spencer, "That's why they call him 'nuke'."






Hey Spencer, I thought his mom called him Nuk after the pacifier brand?

You are correct. Spencer apparently didn't do his homework.


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