LOL! I know better than to ask a lady into the OFC. Not that y'all aren't welcomed, but...uhhh....it's always the ways of a gentleman never to bring the subject of age up in these situations, and especially when the group has two very non-female words like "old" and "fart".
Your photo manipulation skills crack me up. I always look forward to your visual contributions to any given subject. Thanks for the humor, because this world sure needs it.