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Old Fart Brigade

Group Created by Double Barrel

Only old farts over 40! Must be getting grumpy and unable to comprehend pants that look like you took a crap in them because they hang down so low. If you are a young peckerwood or whoopersnapper, NO ENTRY!

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  1. hobie
    HAHA, I just crashed your party.....You'll regret the day, BWAHAHA !!!
  2. Double Barrel
    Double Barrel
    SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins . Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
    2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
    1957 - Ants die.
    2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated; Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
    1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy
  3. cuppacoffee
    I'll pass on the Jack Daniels...anyone got the Seaport dark roast brewing? I'll bring the beignets'.
  4. Double Barrel
    Double Barrel
    Motion granted. Khari is now the official Old Fart Brigade remote control.

    Please change the channel soon. I can't take anymore Dr. Phil!
  5. Texan_Bill
    Finally!! I finally figured out how to accept the invitation..... I know, I know, I'm an old fart!!!
  6. Vinny
    I second the request by the fine Gentleman from Houston, Comrade Corrosion.
  7. Corrosion
    Since Khari invited herself and is the youngest , I move that she be nominated to take up DB's place as the .... Remote.
  8. jgl35
    Damn Vinny, I'm old, not dead. If a 31 year-old woman wants to hang out with me, I am all for it.
  9. Vinny
    The people need to rise up and kick Khari out but I think this group is going to have issues along those lines.
  10. Double Barrel
    Double Barrel
    Showtime, import pictures into your own profile's albums. From there, you can import them into the above pictures if you'd like. I'm assuming that everyone can do this and it's not just a mod thing.

    hey, who let that young woman in here? Now we're going to have to use coasters for our drinks!

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