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Old Fart Brigade

Group Created by Double Barrel

Only old farts over 40! Must be getting grumpy and unable to comprehend pants that look like you took a crap in them because they hang down so low. If you are a young peckerwood or whoopersnapper, NO ENTRY!

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  1. Showtime100
    Is that you, DB??

    I think the Old Farts Club has a hand sign now..lol.
  2. Thorn
    let's all shoot the bird at DB. LOL
  3. Double Barrel
    Double Barrel
    For some reason...probably because I'm weird that way...but old people shootin' the bird makes me laugh.

  4. Double Barrel
    Double Barrel
    Now not that it matters much to what when on, but my car was in the line of fire. The right side has 6 or 7 holes in it and is now part of the crime investigation.
    Holy cow!!

    Glad to hear that you're alright, jgl. That's a crazy story!
  5. jgl35
    Generally live a boring life. That changed last night.

    Around 9:30, i hear jackhammers out in the street. A water main break. These guys are going to be out there working all night, so I call around to get a room someplace. Find one at the Holiday Inn.

    At 4:07AM I wake up to gun shots in the building. I roll out of bed and hit the floor. You never forget the good old service training. More shots now outside the building. Goes on for around 2 minutes. A voice comes on a inter-com saying, "This is the police,for your safety, stay in your room until further notice.
    Finally allowed out of the room at 9:30. Here is what happened.

    Around 4AM, two armed robbers came in, tied up the night worker, and were working on getting into the motel safe. Somehow, 911 was called. A officer came into the motel and these guys opened fire, wounding him. The officer shot back and the robbers ran outside through a fire door. In the parking lot, another officer drove up, and he was fired upon. He shot back, and a firefight was on. More police showed up. Killed one robber, the other wounded.
    Found out later from a police officer I know the the dead robber was 21 years old and the wounded one is 16. Yes 16. The wounded officer will be ok.
    Now not that it matters much to what when on, but my car was in the line of fire. The right side has 6 or 7 holes in it and is now part of the crime investigation.
  6. Marcus
    Well, OK, I've joined. Thanks for the gracious invitation.

    Now . . who do I have to show my tits to to get a beer around here?
  7. cuppacoffee
    "You consider coffee one of the most important things in life."

    Dahm...Guess I am getting old after all.
  8. Showtime100
    Beautiful stuff, DB. For fun I might try to add a few at some point.
  9. Double Barrel
    Double Barrel
    You Know You're Getting Old When...

    You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

    You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

    You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

    Your back goes out more than you do.

    You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

    You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

    You are proud of your lawn mower.

    Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

    Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

    You sing along with the elevator music.

    You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

    You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

    You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

    You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

    You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

    You send money to PBS.

    The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

    You take a metal detector to the beach.

    You wear black socks with sandals.

    You know what the word equity means.

    You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

    Your ears are hairier than your head.

    You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

    You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

    You got cable for the weather channel.

    You can go bowling without drinking.
  10. Thorn
    DB, that has to be the most entertaining post I've read in a long time. The one where the ants die just had me rolling!

    Whats really sad is it's all true. But why am I laughing? LOL

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