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Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 01:53 PM
A little spin on what I have done in the past.

I am going to "cherry pick the Texans Talk" official mock draft. I can only select players that are available based off of our mock draft.

Selection thread (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99263)

google doc (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AscQRwKjB5B9dGc3SmxVcHhlLUlseFdfLVp2Rjl3V 2c#gid=2)

I am going to work in a trade back into the 2nd round with Buffalo. #27 for #41 and #71. I'll have the Bills nabbing Nassib with the #27.

Correct guesses get rep'd.

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:03 PM
pick #48 the Texans select...

http://www.greatdreams.com/lennon/johnsface.jpg

+

http://images1.friendseat.com/2011/04/Takeru_Kobayashi.jpg




http://bioproj.sabr.org/bp_ftp/images5/AaronHenry1.jpg

+

http://www.consultoriaecos.com/images/logos/logo%20ins.jpg

drs23
04-17-2013, 02:06 PM
*Johnathan Hankins

TexansSeminole
04-17-2013, 02:08 PM
Jonathan Hankins, Ohio State?

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:10 PM
*Johnathan Hankins

Correct!

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:20 PM
with the #57 pick the Texans select...

http://www.rmtracking.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/iStock_000014773673XSmall.jpg

+

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/06/84/83/0003068483628_500X500.jpg




http://www.golftoimpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/20100621_910_01.jpg

TexansSeminole
04-17-2013, 02:26 PM
Robert Woods

Rey
04-17-2013, 02:33 PM
I have no idea...

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:36 PM
With pick # 71 the Texans select...

http://www.tf2killcams.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/airjordan.jpg

+ plus

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/J/Rick-James-248967-1-402.jpg

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/obama-reading-5.jpg


- minus

http://3blmedia.com/media/IRFSB-official-logo-R.jpg

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:37 PM
Robert Woods

Correct!

Robber + Tea = Robert
Golf woods = Woods

TexansSeminole
04-17-2013, 02:38 PM
Jordan Reed

on fire

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:39 PM
Draft so far

#41 Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
#57 Robert Woods, WR, USC
#71 ???

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:43 PM
Jordan Reed

on fire

survey says...

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/attachments/off-topic/48520d1309559885-family-feud-blowoutcards-edition-testwater-thread-strike.jpg


Kubiak likes him some TE's but not this early!

TexansSeminole
04-17-2013, 02:48 PM
survey says...

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/attachments/off-topic/48520d1309559885-family-feud-blowoutcards-edition-testwater-thread-strike.jpg


Kubiak likes him some TE's but not this early!

Jordan

+

Reading

-

ING

Thought I had it!

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:55 PM
With pick # 89 the Texans select...

http://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/star-trek-next-generation-levar-burton-geordi-laforge.jpg?w=291&h=450

- minus

http://www.printactivities.com/Mazes/LetterMazes/Letter_e_Small.gif

+plus

http://swotti.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheDGHLIHBYAW5JZXNZIGRPYXJPZXM=RW50ZXJ0YWLUBWVUD C1NB3ZPZXM=/imgthe%20princess%20diaries2.jpg



http://www.reed.edu/sports_center/assets/images/picts/basketball20dribble.jpg

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 02:56 PM
Jordan

+

Reading

-

ING

Thought I had it!

You are close...you are missing something, though...

Dutchrudder
04-17-2013, 02:58 PM
Da'Rick Rodgers? I dunno.
Jordan Poyer?



Jordan Reed for the next pick for sure.

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 03:02 PM
Da'Rick Rodgers? I dunno.
Jordan Poyer?



Jordan Reed for the next pick for sure.

Correct on Jordan Reed for pick 89! Waiting on 71...

Dutchrudder
04-17-2013, 03:06 PM
With pick # 71 the Texans select...

http://www.tf2killcams.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/airjordan.jpg

+ plus

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/J/Rick-James-248967-1-402.jpg

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/obama-reading-5.jpg


- minus

http://3blmedia.com/media/IRFSB-official-logo-R.jpg

AH HA!

Air + Rick Reading - ING

Eric Reid, S, LSU!

Wow, that was tough.

76Texan
04-17-2013, 03:35 PM
survey says...

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/attachments/off-topic/48520d1309559885-family-feud-blowoutcards-edition-testwater-thread-strike.jpg


Kubiak likes him some TE's but not this early!

LOL!

badboy
04-17-2013, 03:47 PM
The heck with your mock, bring some Ric James!

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 03:48 PM
AH HA!

Air + Rick Reading - ING

Eric Reid, S, LSU!

Wow, that was tough.

He shoots he scores! Nice...

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 04:01 PM
With pick #95 the Texans select...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/13/article-1376448-006309D800000258-237_468x398.jpg

http://www.cointalk.com/attachments/35426d1227401848-1969-1-dollar-bill-obv.jpg

76Texan
04-17-2013, 04:16 PM
Cornelius Washington

TexansSeminole
04-17-2013, 04:16 PM
Cornelius Washington

Yup

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 04:26 PM
Draft so far

#41 Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
#57 Robert Woods, WR, USC
#71 Eric Reid, S, LSU
#89 Jordan Reed, TE, Florida
#95 Cornelius Washington, OLB, Georgia

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 04:31 PM
With pick #124 the Texans select....

http://sfiles.d1g.com/photos/10/84/2888410_max.jpg

http://www.compasscollector.com/degrees%20and%20mils.jpg

badboy
04-17-2013, 04:37 PM
Draft so far

#41 Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
#57 Robert Woods, WR, USC
#71 Eric Reid, S, LSU
#89 Jordan Reed, TE, Florida
#95 Cornelius Washington, OLB, GeorgiaI vote no on Jordan Reed and he was allegedly benched in bowl due to attitude. Rather see another WR or even an OT that could also play OG.

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 04:46 PM
With pick # 160 the Texans select...

http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.8667881.7430/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg




http://sharetv.org/images/alice/cast/large/mel_sharples.jpg

+ plus


http://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2013/04/2013-04-08-annette_funicello_mickey_mouse_club-533x284.jpg

-minus

http://blog.law.northwestern.edu/.a/6a00d8341cfde953ef014e89620842970d-800wi

TexansSeminole
04-17-2013, 04:52 PM
160 = Aaron Mellette

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 04:54 PM
160 = Aaron Mellette

Nicely done!

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 05:02 PM
#195 the Texans select...

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02200/kipsang_2200078b.jpg

http://www.redrockco.com/userfiles/files/Barn%20Burner%20Course%20Map%202011.jpg

-minus


http://www.stingzapper.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Burn-box-and-bottle2.jpg

TexansSeminole
04-17-2013, 05:06 PM
Kenyon Barner. Ok, that's my last one!

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 05:08 PM
I vote no on Jordan Reed and he was allegedly benched in bowl due to attitude. Rather see another WR or even an OT that could also play OG.

Do'h! Didn't know about his attitude issue. Schaubby sez... Not Texan Worthy ™

how about this guy instead...

http://www.hoolinet.com/Portals/0/stubing.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mdilmhEO1r8cpu2o1_1280.jpg


He was also available at this pick and a close 2nd choice for me...

Dutchrudder
04-17-2013, 05:10 PM
With pick #124 the Texans select....

http://sfiles.d1g.com/photos/10/84/2888410_max.jpg

http://www.compasscollector.com/degrees%20and%20mils.jpg

I have no clue on this one.

Señor Stan
04-17-2013, 05:13 PM
I have no clue on this one.

its tricky.

drs23
04-17-2013, 05:35 PM
Do'h! Didn't know about his attitude issue. Schaubby sez... Not Texan Worthy ™

how about this guy instead...

http://www.hoolinet.com/Portals/0/stubing.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mdilmhEO1r8cpu2o1_1280.jpg


He was also available at this pick and a close 2nd choice for me...

*Gavin Escobar, TE, San Diego State

TexansSeminole
04-17-2013, 05:44 PM
With pick #124 the Texans select....

http://sfiles.d1g.com/photos/10/84/2888410_max.jpg

http://www.compasscollector.com/degrees%20and%20mils.jpg

I know the first part of this, but couldn't determine the second part.

TejasTom
04-18-2013, 08:51 AM
With pick #124 the Texans select....

http://sfiles.d1g.com/photos/10/84/2888410_max.jpg

http://www.compasscollector.com/degrees%20and%20mils.jpg

Jordan Mills

The 6400 was important. (Most military forces have adopted the French "millieme" system. This is an approximation of a milli-radian (6283 per circle), in which the compass dial is spaced into 6400 units or "mils" for additional precision when measuring angles, laying artillery, etc. The value to the military is that one angular mil subtends approximately one metre at a distance of one kilometer.)

Señor Stan
04-18-2013, 09:27 AM
#124 is a bit obscure...orienteering reference...here is another option...


http://store.bluediamond.com/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/lores5lbjordans.jpg&maxx=300&maxy=0


-minus

http://static.musictoday.com/store/bands/93/product_large/MUDD3742.JPG


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/General_Mills_logo.svg/150px-General_Mills_logo.svg.png

-minus

http://www.tirebuyer.com/medias/sys_master/celum_assets/8797677256734_general_grabberhts_owl_sidewall_1000 x1000_1859_jpg.jpg?11

Señor Stan
04-18-2013, 09:29 AM
Jordan Mills

The 6400 was important. (Most military forces have adopted the French "millieme" system. This is an approximation of a milli-radian (6283 per circle), in which the compass dial is spaced into 6400 units or "mils" for additional precision when measuring angles, laying artillery, etc. The value to the military is that one angular mil subtends approximately one metre at a distance of one kilometer.)

Nice work...I knew it would be a bit of an obscure reference but was hoping the "mils" verbage on the picture would help.

Señor Stan
04-18-2013, 09:37 AM
Draft so far

#41 Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
#57 Robert Woods, WR, USC
#71 Eric Reid, S, LSU
#89 Gavin Escobar, TE, San Diago State replaces the Not Texan Worthy™ Jordan Reed, TE, Florida
#95 Cornelius Washington, OLB, Georgia
#124 Jordan Mills, OT, La Tech
#160 Aaron Mellette, WR, Elon
#195 Kenjon Barner, RB, Oregon
#201...waiting for mock draft to catch up!

badboy
04-18-2013, 10:25 AM
Escobar is a good receiving TE but poor blocker that will have to be taught in NFL. Not sure he makes roster with our current players who have had time in system. Want to say again I really like the rest of the mock.

Suggestion, what about moving TE down and look at someone like Jake Stoneburner in 7th? 6'4" 252 has played WR and HB; 17 yards avg. scored TD every four times he touched ball and known as a "tenacious"blocker for Ohio State. Also one of coolest true name in draft.

Dutchrudder
04-18-2013, 10:42 AM
#124 is a bit obscure...orienteering reference...here is another option...


http://store.bluediamond.com/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/lores5lbjordans.jpg&maxx=300&maxy=0


-minus

http://static.musictoday.com/store/bands/93/product_large/MUDD3742.JPG


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/General_Mills_logo.svg/150px-General_Mills_logo.svg.png

-minus

http://www.tirebuyer.com/medias/sys_master/celum_assets/8797677256734_general_grabberhts_owl_sidewall_1000 x1000_1859_jpg.jpg?11

Jordan Mills. But how does a plate of fruit and cheese = Jordan?

TexansSeminole
04-18-2013, 10:45 AM
Jordan Mills. But how does a plate of fruit and cheese = Jordan?

That's what their flag looks like.

Dutchrudder
04-23-2013, 10:09 AM
That's what their flag looks like.

Oh... definitely wasn't thinking of that.

C'mon Stan, you gotta finish this mock!

Señor Stan
04-23-2013, 10:53 AM
with pick #201 the Texans select

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/8/80178/1542426-shrug.jpg

http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/namerica/usstates/manewzz.gif

+plus

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WRJ9tWHFyAA/UMDizJ4AFAI/AAAAAAAAAys/U833yGNevOI/s1600/Elf+Si+pouring+Tea.JPG

rmartin65
04-23-2013, 11:02 AM
Michael Mauti?

Señor Stan
04-23-2013, 11:14 AM
with their final pick #233 the Texans select...*disclaimer went undrafted in TT mock!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd8c025732690d4f789f1ae778bf1810/tumblr_mldorsx8U01s90rlxo1_400.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/s5kzzs.gif


-minus

http://www.theofantastique.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sixmilliondollarman.jpg





-minus

http://imgsrv.kcbs.com/image/kcbs/UserFiles/Image/runny_nose.jpg


+plus

http://www.golfclubsjourney.com/images/201104/goods_img/292_G_1301739042457.jpg

Señor Stan
04-23-2013, 11:18 AM
Michael Mauti?

you got it...

Señor Stan
04-23-2013, 02:14 PM
Draft so far

#41 Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
#57 Robert Woods, WR, USC
#71 Eric Reid, S, LSU
#89 Gavin Escobar, TE, San Diago State replaces the Not Texan Worthy™ Jordan Reed, TE, Florida
#95 Cornelius Washington, OLB, Georgia
#124 Jordan Mills, OT, La Tech
#160 Aaron Mellette, WR, Elon
#195 Kenjon Barner, RB, Oregon
#201 Michael Mauti, ILB, Penn St
#233 ???

Hint: he is an UDFA on the Official Texans Talk Mock, but has been mocked to the Texans by a few posters in the Mock Draft Forum...

Dutchrudder
04-23-2013, 03:37 PM
Jake Stoneburner for the last one?

Señor Stan
04-23-2013, 03:47 PM
Jake Stoneburner for the last one?

Yep...nice work!

Jake from 16 Candles,

Stone Cold Steve Austin - Steve Austin from 6 million dollar man - cold

plus Burner

Señor Stan
04-23-2013, 03:49 PM
#41 Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
#57 Robert Woods, WR, USC
#71 Eric Reid, S, LSU
#89 Gavin Escobar, TE, San Diago State replaces the Not Texan Worthy™ Jordan Reed, TE, Florida
#95 Cornelius Washington, OLB, Georgia
#124 Jordan Mills, OT, La Tech
#160 Aaron Mellette, WR, Elon
#195 Kenjon Barner, RB, Oregon
#201 Michael Mauti, ILB, Penn St
#233 Jake Stoneburner, TE, Ohio State