View Full Version : Update: Matt Stevens Back in the NFL

06-24-2005, 05:15 PM
That's right he's back and better than ever. This time I think he's found a position that he can really excell at. Good luck Matt!


That's some high quality H20!

06-24-2005, 05:20 PM
LMAO! HILARIOUS! :highfive:

06-24-2005, 05:23 PM
How did we NOT see the Ricky Williams thing coming?


06-24-2005, 05:28 PM
No way is Matt Stevens better than Bobby Bouche!!!

06-24-2005, 05:29 PM
Thats not cool, the waterboy could actually hit!

06-24-2005, 05:49 PM

NFL | Ricky Williams Makes Frequent Pitstops On His Way to Miami
Fri, 24 Jun 2005 15:26:49 - 0700

Lenny Pasqabelly, of EEESPNNN.com, reports that former Dolphins RB Ricky Williams has made frequent pitstops on his way to South Florida to re-join the Miami Dolphins. Aside from the usual 'munchie' runs to a number of 7-11's he has made it a ritual to stop at local "smoker" (presumably tobacco) supply stores along his route. According to sources close to these stores the odd shaped leaf featured prominently in many of these "smoker" supply stores is a tribute to the owner's Canadian heritage. Apparently there are numerous Canadian owned stores all along I-10. At his current pace Williams is likely to make it to Miami sometime around mid August.

www.ThisIsAFakeStory.com (www.houstontexans.com)

06-24-2005, 05:58 PM
""I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won." Muhammad Ali "
And if you ever saw the Ali-Liston fight, you know for sure it was rigged.

06-24-2005, 06:49 PM

www.ThisIsAFakeStory.com (www.houstontexans.com)
How did it take this long for this (fake) story to surface? :rolleyes:
He may need to get used to driving to games during the season ... ala John Madden.
Ricky might never be able to get back on a plane again.

06-24-2005, 06:59 PM
How did it take this long for this (fake) story to surface? :rolleyes:

You know how Pasqabelly is ... always waiting till the offseason gets extra slow before making up...er...reporting his stories.