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gg no re
02-18-2013, 09:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/W86HCFg.jpg

Trap_Star
02-18-2013, 09:34 PM
looks like a shitty prison tat.

PapaL
02-18-2013, 10:27 PM
That does look really ****ty. Gotta pay to play!

False Start
02-19-2013, 11:09 AM
looks like a shitty prison tat.

Yep. I wonder how many Ramen soups it cost?

Double Barrel
02-19-2013, 11:23 AM
looks like a shitty prison tat.

I've seen prison tats that look a LOT better than that thing.

Amazing what a dude that could have went anywhere and could have spent high dollar ended up with.

Rey
02-19-2013, 11:32 AM
I've seen crackheads in the hood do better tats. No lie.

Does he know there are real artist out there?

StarStruck
02-19-2013, 11:35 AM
Maybe it is just a bad pic. If not, at least it requires no explanation.

Dread-Head
02-19-2013, 02:40 PM
BWAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! Did he do it HIMSELF!? It looks like a damn RASH! Someone's right...prison tattoos look MUCH better than this ISHT!

Dread-Head
02-19-2013, 02:41 PM
I've seen crackheads in the hood do better tats. No lie.

Does he know there are real artist out there?


Maybe one of his former team mates drew it to say there are no hard feelings.

BullBlitz
02-19-2013, 05:37 PM
Well, at least he's going to have a Super Bowl Championship Ring to go with it.

eriadoc
02-19-2013, 05:39 PM
Well, at least he's going to have a Super Bowl Championship Ring to go with it.

For how long? Indicators both on and off the field lead me to believe that he'll be auctioning off that ring when his playing days are done. At least the tat is forever.

badboy
02-19-2013, 05:45 PM
Maybe he can get a team jacket to cover it?

Vance87
02-19-2013, 07:09 PM
Did he draw that on a bar napkin and take it straight over to a tattoo parlor?! Yeesh!

thunderkyss
02-19-2013, 07:21 PM
Maybe he can get a team jacket to cover it?

You mean like a letterman? With a patch?

StarStruck
02-19-2013, 08:09 PM
You mean like a letterman? With a patch?

As Dr. Phil would say, how did that work for ya? Nice idea, but horrible results.

handswarmer
02-20-2013, 08:08 AM
Rrdless if you are jealous or not, no one can take the title of "Super Bowl Champion" away from him nor the 108yd TD return Record (unless someone returns one 109yds)

Coolhandsluke2
02-20-2013, 08:31 AM
On the drive in this morning 610 was saying he got it done in his hotel room and his mom got a matching one. Lmao

Apparently there is another photo out there showing this.

HOU-TEX
02-20-2013, 10:04 AM
Rrdless if you are jealous or not, no one can take the title of "Super Bowl Champion" away from him nor the 108yd TD return Record (unless someone returns one 109yds)

Jealous? Unless I'm missing something, this thread is about a poorly done tattoo. I've got a few tats and I must say, this one's got to be one of the worst I've ever seen. Good grief

Double Barrel
02-20-2013, 10:13 AM
I'm not jealous. Jacoby's got two things I don't have. A Super Bowl ring and a really hideous tattoo. :fingergun:

BullNation4Life
02-20-2013, 10:16 AM
Rrdless if you are jealous or not, no one can take the title of "Super Bowl Champion" away from him nor the 108yd TD return Record (unless someone returns one 109yds)

Evidently reading comprehension escapes Raven fans...

This thread was about a crappy tattoo on the back of a mediocre player, which is not jealousy, just simply fact....

Dread-Head
02-20-2013, 10:28 AM
Evidently reading comprehension escapes Raven fans...

This thread was about a crappy tattoo on the back of a mediocre player, which is not jealousy, just simply fact....

:popcorn: I for one would tip my hat :tiphat: to Vonte Leech and Bernard Pollard on being part of a Superbowl winning team. They're talented athletes and I wish them well...especially since I'm sure that if they got tattoos they would let ACTUAL tattoo artist do them rather than random crackhead #4.

BullNation4Life
02-20-2013, 10:33 AM
:popcorn: I for one would tip my hat :tiphat: to Vonte Leech and Bernard Pollard on being part of a Superbowl winning team. They're talented athletes and I wish them well...especially since I'm sure that if they got tattoos they would let ACTUAL tattoo artist do them rather than random crackhead #4.

absolutely...

Trap_Star
02-20-2013, 12:49 PM
Rrdless if you are jealous or not, no one can take the title of "Super Bowl Champion" away from him nor the 108yd TD return Record (unless someone returns one 109yds)

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35150842.jpg

gwallaia
02-20-2013, 12:53 PM
I wish some of our players had a ****ty Texans Super Bowl tatto.

handswarmer
02-20-2013, 01:14 PM
Evidently reading comprehension escapes Raven fans...

This thread was about a crappy tattoo on the back of a mediocre player, which is not jealousy, just simply fact....

Obviously reading comprehension escaped you..."Regardless whether you are jealous or not" he's a champion.

Some people might have made fun of Jones if he was an ex-Anyotherteam but I believe some relish his foibles more because of his past history with the Texans.

Could be a crappy photo but that doesn't stop people from rushing to judgement.

handswarmer
02-20-2013, 01:17 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35150842.jpg

So because I defend my QB, who has done things very few people in the league have ever done, you think that I believe he is the best of all time?

You are sadly mistaken...

Trap_Star
02-20-2013, 01:31 PM
lol

So you think that's a well done tattoo?

Double Barrel
02-20-2013, 01:44 PM
Could be a crappy photo but that doesn't stop people from rushing to judgement.

Could be a crappy tattoo but that doesn't stop some people from bending over backwards to avoid any kind of judgment.

handswarmer
02-20-2013, 02:13 PM
lol

So you think that's a well done tattoo?

I could care less- I have one, it was done really well. In 1982 when I was in the Marine Corps. Never got another. Not a big fan of them- especially on women.
Just think the hate for him (No need for anyone to explain it to me, its been wll documented since I came here in Dec of 2011) is a bit childish and overboard for (mostly) grown men...

HOU-TEX
02-20-2013, 02:41 PM
I could care less- I have one, it was done really well. In 1982 when I was in the Marine Corps. Never got another. Not a big fan of them- especially on women.
Just think the hate for him (No need for anyone to explain it to me, its been wll documented since I came here in Dec of 2011) is a bit childish and overboard for (mostly) grown men...

Childish? Or just realistic? I'm not sure what you expect from an opposing fanbase that he used to play for...and routinely pissed off.

I haven't said much about the dude since he left and don't foresee myself doing so in the future. Just thought it was odd that you keep dropping in attempting to persuade Texans fans that we should miss Jacoby

Trap_Star
02-20-2013, 02:45 PM
I could care less- I have one, it was done really well. In 1982 when I was in the Marine Corps. Never got another. Not a big fan of them- especially on women.
Just think the hate for him (No need for anyone to explain it to me, its been wll documented since I came here in Dec of 2011) is a bit childish and overboard for (mostly) grown men...

Don't get it twisted, Jacoby's homosexuality has nothing to do with that atrocity.

I would rag on that thing if it was JJ Watt's left ass cheek.

Rey
02-20-2013, 02:49 PM
I could care less- I have one, it was done really well. In 1982 when I was in the Marine Corps. Never got another. Not a big fan of them- especially on women.
Just think the hate for him (No need for anyone to explain it to me, its been wll documented since I came here in Dec of 2011) is a bit childish and overboard for (mostly) grown men...

This is a thread about his ugly tattoo. The thing would be ugly no matter where he played. He could have won a sb with the texans and replace the raven with a bull and the tattoo is still ugly.

It's an ugly tattoo.

BullNation4Life
02-20-2013, 03:26 PM
Obviously reading comprehension escaped you..."Regardless whether you are jealous or not" he's a champion.

Some people might have made fun of Jones if he was an ex-Anyotherteam but I believe some relish his foibles more because of his past history with the Texans.

Could be a crappy photo but that doesn't stop people from rushing to judgement.

Ummm no, he had a good playoff run, big whoop. Trindon Holiday did as well..

What did Jones do as a WR? Nothing...31 catches for 1 TD the entire year...

Nothing to be jealous about mediocrity.....

Enjoy your Championship because after Flacco guts the Rat-Birds for his money and they have to release good talent to pay him, you won't see a Lombardi trophy for a long time...

eriadoc
02-20-2013, 03:32 PM
I could care less-

It does seem like you could, because right now you're caring quite a lot it seems - enough to go post on a different team's message board. Or did you mean "couldn't"?

BullBlitz
02-20-2013, 05:30 PM
It does seem like you could, because right now you're caring quite a lot it seems - enough to go post on a different team's message board. Or did you mean "couldn't"?

You're over his head with that one bro...

SAMURAITEXAN
02-20-2013, 06:37 PM
That tattoo was on sales (50% off or two for one price) at Walmart. So, can't complain.:lol:

Dread-Head
02-21-2013, 12:49 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35150842.jpg

:popcorn:

Dread-Head
02-21-2013, 12:50 PM
That tattoo was on sales (50% off or two for one price) at Walmart. So, can't complain.:lol:

Samurai, do me a small favor. At some point this week have an okonomiyaki so I can live vicariously through you.

Dread-Head
02-21-2013, 12:56 PM
Don't get it twisted, Jacoby's homosexuality has nothing to do with that atrocity.

I would rag on that thing if it was JJ Watt's left ass cheek.



:headhurts: Woah? Jacoby Iscariot is GAY?! I did not know that.

:soapbox: (ahem) I would like to state for the record that my utter loathing and unbridled contempt and just plain IRE of Jacoby "Judas Iscariot" Jones is based entirely on his actions on the field and what he does in his personal time with other conscenting adults is between him and those with whom he spends his time. If he IS gay more power to him for being OPEN in a sport that does not exactly come across as "gay friendly".

Thank you.

handswarmer
02-21-2013, 01:05 PM
Childish? Or just realistic? I'm not sure what you expect from an opposing fanbase that he used to play for...and routinely pissed off.

I haven't said much about the dude since he left and don't foresee myself doing so in the future. Just thought it was odd that you keep dropping in attempting to persuade Texans fans that we should miss Jacoby

Oh so please show me in the Terms of Service or Rules for this website that only Texans fans are allowed to comment?

Fandom will frame your response.

handswarmer
02-21-2013, 01:11 PM
It does seem like you could, because right now you're caring quite a lot it seems - enough to go post on a different team's message board. Or did you mean "couldn't"?

I wrote what I meant-I don't care. Ifind it funny that some would care to bash a guy no matter what he does because he once played for their team and wasn't successful.

HOU-TEX
02-21-2013, 01:14 PM
Oh so please show me in the Terms of Service or Rules for this website that only Texans fans are allowed to comment?

Fandom will frame your response.

Where did I say opposing fans aren't allowed to post? You sure do seem to put words in people mouths a lot

Doppelganger
02-21-2013, 01:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/W86HCFg.jpg

The Raven and the Roman numerals are visible, but poorly drawn. Kinda reminds me of some of those bad tattoos that get covered up on Tattoo Nightmares.

But what is the stuff around the Raven? Its really hard to decipher. I really hope there is an uncompleted piece, for his sake.

eriadoc
02-21-2013, 01:21 PM
I wrote what I meant-I don't care.

It would appear that BullBlitz was correct then.

handswarmer
02-21-2013, 01:27 PM
Where did I say opposing fans aren't allowed to post? You sure do seem to put words in people mouths a lot

Then why do you care that I drop by alot?

handswarmer
02-21-2013, 01:30 PM
It would appear that BullBlitz was correct then.

No, he wasn't. Pretzel logic at its best.

htowntexans1985
02-21-2013, 01:36 PM
Did he pay the local toothless crackhead in Baltimore a 40 and pack of Newports and/or Marlboro's for that atrocity?

Fixed to not be stereotypical.

Dread-Head
02-21-2013, 01:38 PM
Did he pay the local toothless crackhead in Baltimore a 40 and pack of Newports for that atrocity?

I would get on your case for this...but..it is funny.

eriadoc
02-21-2013, 02:14 PM
No, he wasn't. Pretzel logic at its best.

LOL, since you seem to have no idea what the point of my jab was about, the correct phrase is, "I couldn't care less." As in, there's no way you could possibly care less than you do. HINT - what you wrote does not equate to "I don't care". I was just originally trying to have a little fun with you, but when you have to explain it, it just becomes sad.

Dread-Head
02-21-2013, 02:57 PM
LOL, since you seem to have no idea what the point of my jab was about, the correct phrase is, "I couldn't care less." As in, there's no way you could possibly care less than you do. HINT - what you wrote does not equate to "I don't care". I was just originally trying to have a little fun with you, but when you have to explain it, it just becomes sad.

:popcorn:

handswarmer
02-22-2013, 06:40 AM
LOL, since you seem to have no idea what the point of my jab was about, the correct phrase is, "I couldn't care less." As in, there's no way you could possibly care less than you do. HINT - what you wrote does not equate to "I don't care". I was just originally trying to have a little fun with you, but when you have to explain it, it just becomes sad.

You got me; while fairly versed in the English language (born here and raised here in America to two German Immigrants), I did not see the subtle nuance that you found funny. Nor do I feel 'taken advantage' of. Good on ya.

My original point was that I don't care about Jacoby Jones' tattoo and how it looks and that most people in here are being overly critical of him because his history with the team.

handswarmer
02-22-2013, 06:42 AM
Did he pay the local toothless crackhead in Baltimore a 40 and pack of Newports and/or Marlboro's for that atrocity?

Fixed to not be stereotypical.

I don't think you can fix that anyway you slice it....

BullBlitz
02-22-2013, 07:38 AM
LOL, since you seem to have no idea what the point of my jab was about, the correct phrase is, "I couldn't care less." As in, there's no way you could possibly care less than you do. HINT - what you wrote does not equate to "I don't care". I was just originally trying to have a little fun with you, but when you have to explain it, it just becomes sad.

I told you it was over his head. And I agree, it is sad.

htowntexans1985
02-22-2013, 08:53 AM
I don't think you can fix that anyway you slice it....

I also dont think you can fix that tattoo. We are in agreement. :friends:

Double Barrel
02-22-2013, 09:51 AM
My original point was that I don't care about Jacoby Jones' tattoo...

Interesting that you wrote 20% of the posts in a thread on a subject that you allegedly "don't care about". :thinking:

Dread-Head
02-22-2013, 12:59 PM
Interesting that you wrote 20% of the posts in a thread on a subject that you allegedly "don't care about". :thinking:

:popcorn:

Luv_ya_blue
02-22-2013, 01:43 PM
Interesting that you wrote 20% of the posts in a thread on a subject that you allegedly "don't care about". :thinking:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6dew4Ho61qak4zoo1_500.gif

Mari-OWNED!
02-22-2013, 02:11 PM
But what is the stuff around the Raven? Its really hard to decipher. I really hope there is an uncompleted piece, for his sake.
I think that's supposed to be the Super Dome...

eriadoc
02-22-2013, 02:46 PM
I think that's supposed to be the Super Dome...

Oh wow ... I think you're right. I honestly had no idea what all that was and just figured it was some random shading or something. What a total POS tattoo. Wow.

Dread-Head
02-22-2013, 03:01 PM
I think that's supposed to be the Super Dome...

Yeah...but it looks like a rash.

Doppelganger
02-22-2013, 03:07 PM
I think that's supposed to be the Super Dome...

Wow. You know a tattoo is bad when after you stare at it and are told what it is, you still aren't sure.

Oh wow ... I think you're right. I honestly had no idea what all that was and just figured it was some random shading or something. What a total POS tattoo. Wow.

I thought it was some shading or some uncompleted outline for something else. I seriously hope it is unfinished. If not, he should book a visit on Tattoo Nightmares and get some quality work.

Yeah...but it looks like a rash.

Ron Mexico knows what a rash looks like...not sure about JJ :)

SAMURAITEXAN
02-22-2013, 06:03 PM
Samurai, do me a small favor. At some point this week have an okonomiyaki so I can live vicariously through you.

I had my son to have Okonomiyaki for you as I am 50 something and I get heartburn easy. FYI, Although Okonomiyaki is popular here in Tokyo, it is more of western region of Japan dish(Osaka and Hiroshima). Of here in Tokyo, we have a dish call Monjyayaki. Should try it when you get a chance. FYI, Sushi is originated in Tokyo used call EDOMAE Sushi. EDO means what Tokyo used be called 100's years ago MAE meaning Front which pointing at Tokyo Bay. Sushi prepared by fish caught at Tokyo Bay.

handswarmer
02-23-2013, 04:06 PM
Interesting that you wrote 20% of the posts in a thread on a subject that you allegedly "don't care about". :thinking:

Interesting that math doesn't work but regardless, I answer when people respond to post I make.

I guess if I didn't, you would call me a coward and say that I 'ran away'...

infantrycak
02-23-2013, 04:35 PM
No, but I am going to say die stupid freaking argument over an ugly ass tattoo.