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toronto
01-31-2013, 12:44 PM
This story is just awesome.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JJWatt/status/296755184498008064/photo/1/large

Backstory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938Scds6fZA

Sorry if already out there.

Hagar
01-31-2013, 01:05 PM
I couldn't open the videos up.

Yesterday
01-31-2013, 01:07 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/j-j-watt-marriage-proposal-six-old-fan-150358259--nfl.html

Fred
01-31-2013, 01:20 PM
I couldn't open the videos up.

I don't need to. Already know all about Jerry Lee Lewis.


I'M JOKING.

Foxboro Steve
01-31-2013, 01:31 PM
I just became a fan of this guy. That's great stuff.

Double Barrel
01-31-2013, 01:42 PM
This guy is awesome both on and off the field. So glad he's Houston Texan. 99 will be retired in Reliant's rafters with no. 80.

Texanmike02
01-31-2013, 01:51 PM
Great story.

He's a true role model. All the kids out there, this is how you live your life.

Oh, and Teo, this is how relationships that start online are supposed to end.

Mike

Luv_ya_blue
01-31-2013, 03:09 PM
This guy is awesome both on and off the field. So glad he's Houston Texan. 99 will be retired in Reliant's rafters with no. 80.

Your assumption is that JJ Watt is human and therefore will age and actually need to retire.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/28360202/i-find-your-lack-of-faith-disturbing_large.jpeg

76Texan
01-31-2013, 03:20 PM
I hope the little girl won't be to crushed when she finds out Watt is dating a rising young soccer player on the US Women National Team that won the Gold in the last Olympic.

Sidney Leroux is the name; it was reported that she was at the Bengals game with Watt's brother and that she was also at the Pro Bowl.

False Start
01-31-2013, 03:29 PM
I hope the little girl won't be to crushed when she finds out Watt is dating a rising young soccer player on the US Women National Team that won the Gold in the last Olympic.

Sidney Leroux is the name; it was reported that she was at the Bengals game with Watt's brother and that she was also at the Pro Bowl.

http://www.seniorclassaward.com/images/sized/images/athletes/Leroux_Sydney_007-150x226.jpg

Damn! Get it son! :swatter:

DX-TEX
01-31-2013, 03:58 PM
I hope the little girl won't be to crushed when she finds out Watt is dating a rising young soccer player on the US Women National Team that won the Gold in the last Olympic.

Sidney Leroux is the name; it was reported that she was at the Bengals game with Watt's brother and that she was also at the Pro Bowl.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/200785_408890249204267_2072997097_n.jpg

JJ SMASH!!!

Rey
01-31-2013, 04:36 PM
Someone wanna comment about how he could have done better?

lolz

Luv_ya_blue
01-31-2013, 05:10 PM
Looks like JJ may find himself over in the NSFW forum if he's not careful.

Hardcore Texan
01-31-2013, 05:11 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/200785_408890249204267_2072997097_n.jpg

JJ SMASH!!!




So hot, want to touch the hiney.......aroooooooo! - Billy Madison


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHrzzdr0J_M


...

76Texan
01-31-2013, 05:15 PM
Someone wanna comment about how he could have done better?

lolz

There's supposed to be one good woman for a man, and vice versa.
Beauty is only skin-deep.

I'm on my 28th year so I guess I can talk about it a little.
It's the tryings that make it worthwhile.
Going through all the highs and lows and somehow survive.

Hagar
01-31-2013, 05:16 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/200785_408890249204267_2072997097_n.jpg

So this is JJ's Ohhhh Face?

HJam72
01-31-2013, 05:21 PM
Sidney better hang on to her man in about 12 years. :spin:

Double Barrel
01-31-2013, 05:53 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/200785_408890249204267_2072997097_n.jpg

So this is JJ's Ohhhh Face?

You mean his vinegar strokes? :worm:

DX-TEX
01-31-2013, 06:51 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/200785_408890249204267_2072997097_n.jpg

So this is JJ's Ohhhh Face?

http://www.basepointmedia.com/frontslider/ooh-face-gif-i0.gif

Vance87
01-31-2013, 06:53 PM
Not impressed.































:kitten:

BullNation4Life
01-31-2013, 07:41 PM
Not impressed.































:kitten:


WTF! How could you not be impressed? are you just completely dead inside? Dude, you got something seriously wrong with you....










wait, what?








Oh, I see what you did there....

toronto
01-31-2013, 07:57 PM
I didn't know 25 was the magic age for marriage!

False Start
01-31-2013, 10:21 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/200785_408890249204267_2072997097_n.jpg

JJ SMASH!!!

Good God Almighty! :drool:

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/350px-Beavis_and_Butthead_horror.png

houstonspartan
01-31-2013, 11:33 PM
JJ's girlfriend/future wife/whatever better get used to heat, traffic and mosquitoes, because JJ will spend his entire football career in Houston. Barring injuries, Bob McNair will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, let JJ Watt play for another team.

Premier
02-01-2013, 10:33 AM
anyone else think shes shares a resemblance to duanes wife devidev??


Sidney
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AzOpBapCMAA-qbP.jpg

Devon
http://c0013824.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_6aea7e7

Dutchrudder
02-01-2013, 11:08 AM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/200785_408890249204267_2072997097_n.jpg

JJ SMASH!!!

Wow, good job JJ! Soccer chicks are always a good choice. I was gonna say I thought he would get a chick with big boobs given his hand size... but that second pic makes it clear he's an assman! I wonder if she calls him JJ Spank? :swatter:

Honoring Earl 34
02-01-2013, 11:26 AM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/200785_408890249204267_2072997097_n.jpg

JJ SMASH!!!

Someone wanna comment about how he could have done better?

lolz

JJ and Cushing are butt men I take it .

http://cdn1.trojanwire.com/heritage/Megan%20Ohai%20%20np.jpg

htowntexans1985
02-01-2013, 12:39 PM
Welp Looks like j.j. won that matchup. :kitten:

Goodwrench3
02-01-2013, 12:40 PM
He is a incredible person. On and off the field

Ryan
02-01-2013, 12:57 PM
JJ and Cushing are butt men I take it .

http://cdn1.trojanwire.com/heritage/Megan%20Ohai%20%20np.jpg


Good god did she get some of Cush's stuff from a few years ago to inject there?

76Texan
02-01-2013, 05:07 PM
Apparently in order for the 6 year old marriage to be legal, they had to travel to Arkansas ...

I thought it's 16 with parents consent, and 14 if the court allows for some specific case?

But why bother? The tinbreds just do whatever they want (j/k).:roast:

Dutchrudder
02-01-2013, 06:18 PM
Good god did she get some of Cush's stuff from a few years ago to inject there?

I wouldn't be surprised. With a guy like Cush, she probably needs some padding back there to prevent her spine from going out of alignment...

Honoring Earl 34
02-01-2013, 08:50 PM
I wouldn't be surprised. With a guy like Cush, she probably needs some padding back there to prevent her spine from going out of alignment...

Fat bottom girl make the rockin world go round . :fingergun:

Texan_Bill
02-01-2013, 08:59 PM
I didn't know 25 was the magic age for marriage!

Apparently I missed that window. My ex and I came way after that. FML!! Maybe that's where I jaked it!! :wadepalm:

Vance87
02-01-2013, 09:00 PM
Whoa boy, I'm 25. Guess I better get on it.

Texan_Bill
02-01-2013, 09:03 PM
Fat bottom girl make the rockin world go round . :fingergun:

Holy crap!! Danny, did you just drop a "Fat Bottom Girls" reference on us???

Repped, of course!

Honoring Earl 34
02-01-2013, 10:22 PM
Holy crap!! Danny, did you just drop a "Fat Bottom Girls" reference on us???

Repped, of course!

Yes I did and Brian May wrote that one . :spin:

Honoring Earl 34
02-02-2013, 05:45 PM
Song by a group of guys who didn't even look at girls bottoms ...

The three that were married with kids did .

Vance87
02-02-2013, 05:54 PM
The three that were married with kids did .

Always wondered if it was Freddie M who convinced them to name the band Queen. I mean, c'mon.

Honoring Earl 34
02-02-2013, 06:22 PM
Always wondered if it was Freddie M who convinced them to name the band Queen. I mean, c'mon.

They all had college degrees and Brian May built his own guitar but I'm thinkin Freddy was the reason for the name .

Hagar
02-07-2013, 01:09 PM
So JJ Watt is now a medding cake. The little girl was cute but this one is a little creepy.

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/JW8sCgQPfyTTEUgXpKx9GQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnflexperts/d0207jj.jpg

HJam72
02-07-2013, 01:15 PM
The way things are going in the world, this 6 year old girl will soon turn up pregnant with strong cravings for fried chicken.

Just a joke. :user:

Don't tell JJ. :kitten:

Lauren
02-10-2013, 10:47 AM
So JJ Watt is now a medding cake. The little girl was cute but this one is a little creepy.

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/JW8sCgQPfyTTEUgXpKx9GQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnflexperts/d0207jj.jpg
That was one of our weddings!

He surprised the couple (well, the wife since the husband is offshore) with a visit and gifts.
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=8985386