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srrono
01-08-2013, 04:44 AM
What would you sacrifice to the Football Godz this week for a win Sunday?

Corrosion
01-08-2013, 05:14 AM
Obama .... tho I doubt he's worth much the Football gods can take him away. :chickendance:

Malloy
01-08-2013, 05:40 AM
Kittens, always kittens!!

gtexan02
01-08-2013, 06:39 AM
Letterman jackets

Thorn
01-08-2013, 11:50 AM
I would sacrifice whoever they wanted, as long as it isn't me.

Sorry everyone, I wanna watch the game. But you're expendable. LOL

ObsiWan
01-08-2013, 11:52 AM
Tom Brady.
:ant:

False Start
01-08-2013, 11:54 AM
Obama .... tho I doubt he's worth much the Football gods can take him away. :chickendance:

:yes:

TexansBlood
01-08-2013, 12:00 PM
Segways.

False Start
01-08-2013, 12:21 PM
People that live in Houston, and are still Titans fans. :voodoo:

KA4Texan
01-08-2013, 12:37 PM
People that live in Houston, and are still Titans fans. :voodoo:

:spit: Doesn't work, been trying to sacrifice them since day one.

Much like anyone with an IQ above 15, the football gods want nothing to do with Titans or their fans.

California

the Cowboys

Tailgate
01-08-2013, 12:42 PM
Peyton Manning. Two birds..

Errant Hothy
01-08-2013, 12:59 PM
Respect traditions. A virgin is what is needed.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2011/writers/richard_deitsch/12/16/tebow.needle/Tim-Tebow.gif

htowntexans1985
01-08-2013, 01:18 PM
A.j. Mccarron's ol lady :chef:

ThaShark316
01-08-2013, 01:21 PM
Dexman's sig

Corrosion
01-08-2013, 01:34 PM
Dexman

Fixed.



:corrosion:

Playoffs
01-08-2013, 02:34 PM
Tom Brady.
:ant:

Tom Brady's headbands, hair products, and hair stylist.

BullNation4Life
01-08-2013, 03:04 PM
Him...

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2009/02/Shaughnessy184.jpg


by the way, has anybody ever seen Shaughnessy and Napoleon Dynamite in the same room?

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2009/02/Shaughnessy184.jpg

http://softwreper.com/images/napoleon-dynamite-screensaver-01.jpg

GOSH! IDIOT!

Texas T
01-08-2013, 04:06 PM
Tom Brady's headbands, hair products, and hair stylist.

Don't forget his stupid commercials-they can have those too.

TexanExile
01-08-2013, 05:36 PM
My last can of Snake Venom cola.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Snake-Venom-Cola-Ken-Stablers-Bottom-Opened-Pull-Tab-Unpulled-Steel-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMDY2/$(KGrHqF,!nMF!WpBZuvCBQG10CVezQ~~60_57.JPGhttp://i.ebayimg.com/t/Snake-Venom-Cola-Ken-Stablers-Bottom-Opened-Pull-Tab-Unpulled-Steel-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMDY2/$(KGrHqF,!nMF!WpBZuvCBQG10CVezQ~~60_57.JPG

TexansBull
01-08-2013, 07:16 PM
I can club some baby seals...

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Hervoyel
01-08-2013, 07:21 PM
Don't forget his stupid commercials-they can have those too.


How do you win a playoff game against the Patriots in New England?

<Begin funky Dodge Dart commercial music>

Practice
Practice some more
Call in that defense guy Phillips
Call in the offense guy Kubiak
Invent a time machine.
Go back in time to 2009 and pick up Bernard Pollard.
Tell him he's still with the Texans in the future and he's needed.
Bring Pollard to the present, put him in a room at Gillette Stadium.
Tell him the next man to come in the door will punch his momma in February 2013.
Send in Brady....

It's that easy.

Texan_Bill
01-08-2013, 07:22 PM
Tom Brady's Uggs
:ant:

Fixed and updated!

Texan_Bill
01-08-2013, 07:24 PM
While not much of a sacrifice (not much value there), my liver!

Surreal McCoy
01-08-2013, 09:18 PM
Will gladly sacrifice a brisket for the cause!

Don't worry, I'll dispose of the remains accordingly