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gtexan02
01-04-2013, 03:36 PM
:kitten:

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8812176/rex-ryan-tattoo-features-woman-mark-sanchez-new-york-jets-jersey

A vacationing Rex Ryan was spotted and photographed Thursday sporting a tattoo of a woman who appears to be his wife, wearing only a green jersey with Mark Sanchez's No. 6 on it and posing in a way many would say resembles a crouching Tim Tebow.

Oh my god. Sometimes I'm thankful for Kubiak, even if his playcalling does frustrate me.

If feet were somehow incorporated this would have been the greatest tattoo ever.

thunderkyss
01-04-2013, 03:37 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18agmry12163ujpg/original.jpg

That can't be real.

TexanSam
01-04-2013, 03:39 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18agmry12163ujpg/original.jpg

That can't be real.

I don't have any tattoos but I feel like I've seen enough pictures of good ones online to know that his is a terrible one.

chicagotexan2
01-04-2013, 10:03 PM
He has another tattoo on his a$$ of his wife wearing a mark Sanchez jersey but she's falling down after running into Rex Ryan's rump.

infantrycak
01-04-2013, 10:08 PM
Is nude a hard word to understand? If she is wearing a jersey she ain't nude.

TexansSeminole
01-04-2013, 11:40 PM
Is nude a hard word to understand? If she is wearing a jersey she ain't nude.

Nor is it obvious that it is supposed to be his wife. I call BS on this whole thing.

Austrian
01-05-2013, 12:11 AM
Nor is it obvious that it is supposed to be his wife. I call BS on this whole thing.

IMHO It's obviously his wife. Rex is a confident guy, so why not having a tatoo with his (at that time) franchise QB. Obviously that didn't work out but it's just the thing Rex would do IMHO.

ChampionTexan
01-05-2013, 12:32 AM
Nor is it obvious that it is supposed to be his wife. I call BS on this whole thing.

I think it's pretty obvious it's meant to be his wife

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfW1qYr4F7e6mkA2FTLQFP2nFlYbCZ3 1Jo8EzDvyPY_GMw2pB9http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/130104092350_rex-ryan-tattoo.jpg

What I don't get is if he's had the tattoo for years (as some Jets sources indicated) why would he have her Tebowing. Tebow was acquired by the Jets less than a year ago.

I absolutely agree that something's not right about this whole thing. If the photo is real, I'm wondering if it might not be Rex having some "fun" with the media by putting on a temporary tattoo (which as much as I dislike him, I would give him tons of credit for).

Fili
01-05-2013, 01:32 AM
Only Rex Ryan...

Cjeremy635
01-05-2013, 02:04 AM
Is she an amputee? It appears that she has a stump for a left hand.....

Dutchrudder
01-05-2013, 02:09 AM
Is she an amputee? It appears that she has a stump for a left hand.....

I think she had it removed and replaced with a foot.

Dishman
01-06-2013, 10:13 AM
I don't think she's really Tebowing. It's just coincidence and the NY media. Her head and leg placement is incorrect. No knee on the ground.

Rey
01-06-2013, 10:41 AM
I don't think she's really Tebowing. It's just coincidence and the NY media. Her head and leg placement is incorrect. No knee on the ground.

If that tattoo is real, it's still weird to have your wife tattooed on you with your starting qb's jersey on...lol...

I don't care what pose she's doing...

Playoffs
01-06-2013, 11:09 AM
Not nude, not Tebowing... Rexy still strange.

Dishman
01-06-2013, 01:20 PM
If that tattoo is real, it's still weird to have your wife tattooed on you with your starting qb's jersey on...lol...

I don't care what pose she's doing...

No doubt. :boogie:

SmoochyTX
01-06-2013, 04:07 PM
If that tattoo is real, it's still weird to have your wife tattooed on you with your starting qb's jersey on...lol...

I don't care what pose she's doing...

Perhaps the '6' means or represents something else??? LOL

thunderkyss
01-06-2013, 04:27 PM
Perhaps the '6' means or represents something else??? LOL

Like he lost a bet?

cdollaz
01-06-2013, 04:37 PM
It looks like her right hand (or claw) is making it's way down to the honey pot.