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brakos82
11-28-2012, 10:01 PM
Connor Barwin IS the NFL's biggest hipster.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/connor-barwin-is-the-nfls-biggest-hipster

ChampionTexan
11-28-2012, 10:05 PM
Connor Barwin IS the NFL's biggest hipster.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/connor-barwin-is-the-nfls-biggest-hipster

I'm shocked - shocked I tell you.:kitten:

Rey
11-28-2012, 10:11 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/28/11/enhanced-buzz-25602-1354121537-1.jpg

This is our starting Olb?

TexanSam
11-28-2012, 10:17 PM
That dude looks like he doesn't want to be there lol

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/28/11/enhanced-buzz-25466-1354120352-4.jpg

TheMatrix31
11-28-2012, 10:21 PM
Good Lord, what a douche.

Dawgnme
11-28-2012, 10:22 PM
He and his brother are more alike than once thought.

beerlover
11-28-2012, 10:22 PM
That dude looks like he doesn't want to be there lol

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/28/11/enhanced-buzz-25466-1354120352-4.jpg

Sure hope it's not what it looks like which might explain why his sack numbers are down on the field & shifted off instead :rake:

Tailgate
11-28-2012, 10:26 PM
Ahhhhhh maaaaaaaaaan.... I NEVER get to be no NFL's biggest hipster!!?!

Nawzer
11-28-2012, 10:28 PM
Although I'm anti-hipster, I don't care what Barwin does in his off time. He looks like he's having a good time and not hurting anyone. Good on him.

CloakNNNdagger
11-28-2012, 10:41 PM
He's looking more and more like Bluto

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/28/11/enhanced-buzz-22013-1354119824-6.jpg

http://janeheller.com/confessionsblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bluto.jpg

Pollardized
11-28-2012, 10:47 PM
He's looking more and more like Bluto

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/28/11/enhanced-buzz-22013-1354119824-6.jpg

http://janeheller.com/confessionsblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bluto.jpg

Not real sure he'd be into Olive though....

Scooter
11-28-2012, 10:49 PM
He's looking more and more like Bluto

thank you! i wanted to say he looked like someone but could not for the life of me put my finger on it.

Rey
11-28-2012, 11:17 PM
Not real sure he'd be into Olive though....

He looks like olive in the pic I posted above...

GP
11-28-2012, 11:45 PM
Uhhhhhh.......yeah.

Brisco_County
11-29-2012, 12:57 AM
I'm far from hipster, but he seems like someone I'd hang out with in Austin.

And Fleet Foxes is a good band.

thunderkyss
11-29-2012, 07:17 AM
Connor Barwin IS the NFL's biggest hipster.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/connor-barwin-is-the-nfls-biggest-hipster

Uh... when we say "hipster" what exactly are we "saying"


http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/28/11/enhanced-buzz-26044-1354120858-2.jpg


Dude's freek'n huge.

Craig.
11-29-2012, 07:45 AM
Good Lord, what a douche.

Agreed. Lame Twitter follow, too.

gg no re
11-29-2012, 08:59 PM
Uh... when we say "hipster" what exactly are we "saying"


http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/28/11/enhanced-buzz-26044-1354120858-2.jpg


Dude's freek'n huge.

I don't know what we're saying but I know I'm staring at that chick's cleavage.

GP
11-29-2012, 09:04 PM
I don't think it's fair to allow Barwin to be called a hipster.

Foster? Hipster.

Barwin? Poser. You can't suit up in jorts if you look the way Barwin looks.

He's trying too hard. And it scares me.

Fili
11-29-2012, 09:13 PM
Foster isn't a hipster he's a prepster. Barwin is an actual hipster because his hair is extra greasy.

GP
11-29-2012, 09:15 PM
Foster isn't a hipster he's a prepster. Barwin is an actual hipster because his hair is extra greasy.

He looks like someone dressing up as a hipster for Halloween.

It's disturbing. I had to adjust my Internet filter so my children won't see him.

Fili
11-29-2012, 09:20 PM
He looks like someone dressing up as a hipster for Halloween.

It's disturbing. I had to adjust my Internet filter so my children won't see him.

He's seems like a normal hipster to me. Most hipsters do those kinds of things, I guess it's not what people actually think hipsters of being.

Texan_Bill
11-29-2012, 09:35 PM
Connor Barwin IS the NFL's biggest hipster.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/connor-barwin-is-the-nfls-biggest-hipster

I heard this on the radio....... I want, nay I demand a runoff election. Barwin v. Foster!!!

brakos82
11-29-2012, 09:59 PM
I heard this on the radio....... I want, nay I demand a runoff election. Barwin v. Foster!!!
In which case, Washington and Oregon get 50 electoral votes each. :kitten:

2slik4u
11-29-2012, 10:02 PM
I ****ing hate hipsters.

GP
11-29-2012, 11:15 PM
He's seems like a normal hipster to me. Most hipsters do those kinds of things, I guess it's not what people actually think hipsters of being.

I don't see mammoth-sized hipsters. I mean, all the ones I have seen are usually pretty average...not Wreck It Ralph in size and stature.

That's what Barwin looks like: Wreck it Ralph.

I dunno, who cares. He needs to stop, though. For the love of all that's sacred.

GP
11-29-2012, 11:21 PM
I ****ing hate hipsters.

I can't even find the words to describe a hipster.

I know what they look like, I know I dislike them, but yet I cannot really define why they are the way they are and their whole cultural agenda/identity.

I wanted to say they're like hippies...but arrogant about it. Nope. I wanted to say they're like the Diet Coke of punk/skater. Nope. Minimalistic philosophical geeks? Nah.

I give up. I guess it's sufficient for me to agree with you. I hate 'em too. How do we stop them?

Texan_Bill
11-29-2012, 11:24 PM
In which case, Washington and Oregon get 50 electoral votes each. :kitten:

You sir, are one of few that completely make me spew coffee, water, and/or a cocktail...

Rey
11-29-2012, 11:26 PM
Hipsters are cool nerds.

Texan_Bill
11-29-2012, 11:26 PM
I ****ing hate hipsters.

Dude, WTF are you talking about??? I'm the hippiest 45 year old hipster that you'll ever find!!! Negative rep. your way! ;)

Texan_Bill
11-29-2012, 11:29 PM
I can't even find the words to describe a hipster.


I can tell you this... "Hipsters have a waistline less than 31".... I'm borderline (heavy), maybe 32 or 33"

Rey
11-29-2012, 11:29 PM
Foster is more urban prep than hipster.

Barwin is just a goober.

EllisUnit
11-29-2012, 11:30 PM
You always see that weird guy in "on the nose" yeah :tiphat:

Texan_Bill
11-29-2012, 11:36 PM
Foster is more urban prep than hipster.

Barwin is just a goober.

Hey Bro.... At my age foster being "prep 'urban', or Barwin being "a goober"

It's the same sh!te to me....

GP
11-29-2012, 11:37 PM
Foster is more urban prep than hipster.

Barwin is just a goober.

Urban prep. Yes. Foster isn't a hipster, he's urban prep.

So....are hipsters therefore white kids who are trying to be urban prep???

God this just keeps getting worse. This is what's at the end of the rabbit hole; trying to figure out what a hipster is and why.

Bill: See, I gotta' hand it to you. I also feel as though you must be a skinny, hatchet-ass'd person to be a hipster. Skinny jeans just don't work on 32+ inch waistlines.

gg no re
11-29-2012, 11:47 PM
How do we stop them?

You like what they like.

Texan_Bill
11-29-2012, 11:47 PM
Foster is more urban prep than hipster.

Barwin is just a goober.

You always see that weird guy in "on the nose" yeah :tiphat:

The fact that you two are arguing the "hipster" figure.... We all know that Barwin is "tricky" cool......

While I love Barwin, ............ PLEASE, who is not more urban, more in touch w/ younger folks AND a guy that old guys love him!!

GP
11-29-2012, 11:51 PM
You like what they like.

Bingo.

Then they'll be all self-loathing and despondent that people are copying their style....so then they have to create or modify their style.

They're like adaptive creatures who develop ways to survive extinction.

I'm getting a pair of clam diggers at Old Navy tomorrow. And boat shoes. Or Toms. Yeah, TOMS.

Rey
11-30-2012, 12:00 AM
LoL

You getting a striped tank top too?

gg no re
11-30-2012, 12:15 AM
I'm getting a pair of clam diggers at Old Navy tomorrow. And boat shoes. Or Toms. Yeah, TOMS.

You're too far behind. You need to gather a bunch of buddies and go power shopping at American Apparel.

MEGA SWATT
11-30-2012, 12:20 AM
Mmm kay.........

Rey
11-30-2012, 01:08 AM
Mmm kay.........

That's something a hipster would say.

beerlover
11-30-2012, 01:25 AM
That's something a hipster would say.

how would you know?

gtexan02
11-30-2012, 09:34 AM
Good Lord, what a douche.

Agreed. Lame Twitter follow, too.

I ****ing hate hipsters.

I can't even find the words to describe a hipster.

I know what they look like, I know I dislike them, but yet I cannot really define why they are the way they are and their whole cultural agenda/identity.

I wanted to say they're like hippies...but arrogant about it. Nope. I wanted to say they're like the Diet Coke of punk/skater. Nope. Minimalistic philosophical geeks? Nah.

I give up. I guess it's sufficient for me to agree with you. I hate 'em too. How do we stop them?

Not sure what's making me laugh harder. These hilarious pictures, or the hand wringing judgments from those looking at them. You guys are too funny.

Get sacks. Make plays. Wear whatever the f you want

I think its fun having unique players on our team. Foster, Barwin, Watt, etc. Our guys are getting a lot of national attention, and I couldn't be happier about it. I'd rather my starting OLB be on the front page of an article for posing with Mr Belding than for killing someone while driving drunk

TD
11-30-2012, 09:53 AM
They're all posers. :shades:

http://i.qkme.me/3plqzk.jpg

Rey
11-30-2012, 09:55 AM
how would you know?

GP's how to spot a hipster guide told me so.

gtexan02
11-30-2012, 10:23 AM
They're all posers. :shades:

http://i.qkme.me/3plqzk.jpg

:spit:

That is funny right there

disaacks3
11-30-2012, 10:36 AM
I ****ing hate hipsters. You've got to read this in the voice of the Dug from UP. (substituting hipsters for squirrells)

GP
11-30-2012, 11:06 AM
LoL

You getting a striped tank top too?

I might just get the whole outfit and post photos on here.

.............

.........

On second thought, nah.

Double Barrel
11-30-2012, 11:56 AM
Good lord, is this was 10-1 will do to a fanbase??? A bunch of dudes jabbing like women about what other men are wearing?? CLOTHES??!! FOR REAL?! :mcnugget:

brakos82
11-30-2012, 11:59 AM
Good lord, is this was 10-1 will do to a fanbase??? A bunch of dudes jabbing like women about what other men are wearing?? CLOTHES??!! FOR REAL?! :mcnugget:

Hey, we're not yelling for Kubiak's head. We have to complain about something. :kitten:

ChampionTexan
11-30-2012, 12:01 PM
Hey, we're not yelling for Kubiak's head. We have to complain about something. :kitten:

What a perfect illustration of just how far we've come:

2010: Kubiak needs to be fired NOW!

2012: I don't like Connor Barwin's shorts.

I guess life ain't all bad.

Double Barrel
11-30-2012, 12:04 PM
Hey, we're not yelling for Kubiak's head. We have to complain about something. :kitten:

What a perfect illustration of just how far we've come:

2010: Kubiak needs to be fired NOW!

2012: I don't like Connor Barwin's shorts.

I guess life ain't all bad.

:spit: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Y'all make excellent points.

Seņor Stan
11-30-2012, 12:06 PM
What a perfect illustration of just how far we've come:

2010: Kubiak needs to be fired NOW!

2012: I don't like Connor Barwin's shorts.

I guess life ain't all bad.

Can somebody make some pink soap that says Fire Barwin's Jorts?

either that or Buy Barwin Some Pants Club

brakos82
11-30-2012, 12:07 PM
Can somebody make some pink soap that says Fire Barwin's Jorts?

either that or Buy Barwin Some Pants Club

Nah man.... pink soap's too mainstream.

The Pencil Neck
11-30-2012, 02:16 PM
What a perfect illustration of just how far we've come:

2010: Kubiak needs to be fired NOW!

2012: I don't like Connor Barwin's shorts.

I guess life ain't all bad.

msr

ObsiWan
11-30-2012, 03:40 PM
wait...
What?!
How can one be a "hipster" AND a jock??
:confused:

edwardc5637
11-30-2012, 04:15 PM
Sure hope it's not what it looks like which might explain why his sack numbers are down on the field & shifted off instead :rake:

Oh that's cold but i was thinking the same man i hope it's not.

Pollardized
11-30-2012, 04:27 PM
So wait a minute... Am I not supposed to wear jean shorts anymore?

Double Barrel
11-30-2012, 04:52 PM
So wait a minute... Am I not supposed to wear jean shorts anymore?

Nope, just like mullets, they have now been outlawed by the Fashion Fascists.

What is IN, though, is wearing giant shorts that show your underwear and look like you've got a load in your pants. Those are all the rage now. Just make sure the crotch of your shorts is level with your knees.