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powerfuldragon
11-18-2012, 03:54 PM
you saw it.

CretorFrigg
11-18-2012, 03:55 PM
It happened to me before in high school too. I was running a slant route, the ball completely went right through my hands, and hit me right there.

Very, very painful.

powerfuldragon
11-18-2012, 03:56 PM
we won. all's well.

Exascor
11-18-2012, 03:58 PM
you saw it.Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.

Premier
11-18-2012, 04:00 PM
Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.

lol thankyou danieal mannings balls... dude was trying to catch it, had it been a clean pick it would have just compiled another stupid mistake on this shiitstorm of a game..

welsh texan
11-18-2012, 04:01 PM
Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.

Yep, I was thinking smart play on first look, then the replay got showed and I was thinking stupid play and awful attempt.

Got the W, AJ went bat**** crazy on us, all is well.

Allstar
11-18-2012, 04:35 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1759653/houstonnuts.gif

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/NUTSHOT-INTERCEPTION.gif

CloakNNNdagger
11-18-2012, 04:41 PM
Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning:kitten:

DX-TEX
11-18-2012, 04:45 PM
Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning:kitten:

What is your professional opinion on the condition of Mannings scrotal area?

Lurvinator11
11-18-2012, 04:46 PM
I said this in the gameday thread.

He's gonna be singing alto tonight at his evening church service. LOL

chicagotexan2
11-18-2012, 04:49 PM
That's one way to get a game ball. That games was a little TESTY,wild and WANKY.

ThaJokaa
11-18-2012, 04:49 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdge47xN3h1rkj70lo1_400.gif

GP
11-18-2012, 04:50 PM
Manning, God love him, he tried nine ways to Sunday to lose this game.

Luckily, God managed to nut-shot him into submission.

I've never been so happy for one of our guys to get nailed in the ding-ding.

Premier
11-18-2012, 04:54 PM
D. Manning - Questionable (GROIN)

ChrisG
11-18-2012, 04:55 PM
Manning, God love him, he tried nine ways to Sunday to lose this game.

Luckily, God managed to nut-shot him into submission.



One of the best quotes on this board ever and my new sig for a little while

SrslySirius
11-18-2012, 04:55 PM
You know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dXGj_-orxw)

CloakNNNdagger
11-18-2012, 05:11 PM
What is your professional opinion on the condition of Mannings scrotal area?

SCARED...........Soft, shrivelled, temporarily in shock, but luckily well-protected and ready to go on Thursday after a couple of days of "rehab" at home.

Playoffs
11-18-2012, 05:22 PM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1221249_o.gif
http://cjzero.com/gifs/TsongaNuts.gif
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1153792/nutpunch.gif
http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/vv89/acoope13/MattHollidayBalls.gif
http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/HE+GOT+HIT+IN+THE+NUTS+HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA+_0aa0feef 0ecd6f0e1826217145d6d2a9.jpg

paycheck71
11-18-2012, 05:25 PM
Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning:kitten:

According to Seth Payne

@PayneNFL Because people are asking: Nobody wears cups in the NFL (that I know of).

SCOTTexans
11-18-2012, 05:33 PM
Who hits a guy in the dick... What a cheap tactic

G27RR
11-18-2012, 05:36 PM
Who hits a guy in the dick... What a cheap tactic

He's French

Mr. Texan
11-18-2012, 05:47 PM
http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc498/kafirmin/nutshot_lol.gif

ObsiWan
11-18-2012, 05:53 PM
http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc498/kafirmin/nutshot_lol.gif

Note to Manning:
When attempting to catch the football, use the appendages that are equipped with FINGERS!!

...they are more effective and the catch is far less painful.
:D

Allstar
11-18-2012, 06:02 PM
Would have cost us 20 yards or so if he caught it, glad he took one for the team.

TimeKiller
11-18-2012, 06:22 PM
Yeah where I was sitting I didn't even need the replay to see it. He caught it alright, we all have and while I truly hope he's alright that was a pretty epic nut shot!

Scooter
11-18-2012, 06:28 PM
i still have tears - both from laughter and shared pain lol. i already have tomorrow's pregame recorded because this has to be part of "c'mon man!!!". the way his knees come together as he folds gets me every time.

gg no re
11-18-2012, 06:37 PM
http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc498/kafirmin/nutshot_lol.gif
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1759573/hennelol2.gif

alphajoker
11-18-2012, 06:43 PM
Better than getting shot in the...http://vimeo.com/39110678

drs23
11-18-2012, 06:52 PM
http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc498/kafirmin/nutshot_lol.gif

ouch!

Hervoyel
11-18-2012, 07:31 PM
Over on the Texans sideline you know the team doctor had to ask
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/somethingaboutkeithdavid.jpg

"Is it the frank or the beans?"

Big Lou
11-18-2012, 08:39 PM
Roughing the Penis, 15 yards, loss of down.......

wildroot
11-18-2012, 09:11 PM
That's one way to get a game ball. That games was a little TESTY,wild and WANKY.

And JOHNSON had a crazy game!

Thorn
11-18-2012, 09:17 PM
Roughing the Penis, 15 yards, loss of down.......

That penalty yardage could really add up over the years.

ObsiWan
11-18-2012, 09:28 PM
Roughing the Penis, 15 yards, loss of UP.......

fixed it for ya...
:D

brakos82
11-18-2012, 09:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/K9FoU.gif

Brisco_County
11-18-2012, 09:52 PM
I've seen some nut shots in my day, but that was a beauty.

powerfuldragon
11-19-2012, 12:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKV6v40XNsk

someone posted the redzone clip.

SAMURAITEXAN
11-19-2012, 01:03 AM
Over on the Texans sideline you know the team doctor had to ask
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/somethingaboutkeithdavid.jpg

"Is it the frank or the beans?"

That must hurts like heck! May not be the beans anymore but a bean.:mariopalm:

Hanging in there Manning! (at least a bean is still hanging IMO)

Malloy
11-19-2012, 02:26 AM
Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning:kitten:

It was a fourth down right, We got better field position out of the incomplete, so thanks cup! :)

htownfan32
11-19-2012, 04:16 AM
These jokes are making me cringe. Taking a football to the nuts is not a fun experience :toropalm:

Dread-Head
11-19-2012, 09:07 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdge47xN3h1rkj70lo1_400.gif

Ever been hit in the stones with a ball? It friggin' HURTS man!

ThaJokaa
11-19-2012, 09:09 AM
I have, with a soccer ball kicked at point blank range but, you always gotta protect them McNuggets (Longest Yard)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK1_B8zX87w

TexanSam
11-19-2012, 09:13 AM
Ever been hit in the stones with a ball? It friggin' HURTS man!

I got hit there playing racquetball once. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. Feel bad for Manning. That hurts just watching it.

Dread-Head
11-19-2012, 09:19 AM
I got hit there playing racquetball once. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. Feel bad for Manning. That hurts just watching it.

While sparing with a guy I got a straight punch there. I was earing a cup...and it still hurt like a muff-hugga.

thunderkyss
11-19-2012, 09:37 AM
Would have cost us 20 yards or so if he caught it, glad he took one for the team.

D-Man is looking to score on every snap. I'm sure he was thinking he'd catch it, run it back for a score, & end the game.

Big Lou
11-19-2012, 05:22 PM
And JOHNSON had a crazy game!

So did Manning's JOHNSON, but for different reasons all together.

SCOTTexans
11-19-2012, 08:38 PM
Thursday injury report

Manning- Questionable Groin



:wadepalm:

brakos82
11-19-2012, 08:43 PM
Thursday injury report

Manning- Questionable Groin



:wadepalm:
There's no question about it. He got hit there.

http://i.imgur.com/mXiYh.gif

Big Lou
11-19-2012, 10:53 PM
Thursday injury report

Manning- Questionable Groin



:wadepalm:

Do you think he showed on his wife/girlfriends injury report for the night?

Maybe the PUP, Penis Unable to Perform.........

TimeKiller
11-20-2012, 11:18 AM
Ever been hit in the stones with a ball? It friggin' HURTS man!

Ever heard of Nutball?

You win some, you lose some. And then you don't ever play it again....

EllisUnit
11-20-2012, 11:35 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1759653/houstonnuts.gif

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/NUTSHOT-INTERCEPTION.gif

Look at quin, almost looks like a smirk on his face. like ooohhh damn that had to hurt

Also looks like Ball was there a little early to me, thank god the refs didnt catch that

TexansFanatic
11-20-2012, 11:54 PM
D-Man is looking to score on every snap. I'm sure he was thinking he'd catch it, run it back for a score, & end the game.

If that's what he was thinking then he deserved a pounding in the nuts. The smart play was to swat the ball to the turf. You don't run the ball backwards 20 yards in order to gain 70 and you don't intercept a 20 yard pass on 4th down.

GP
11-23-2012, 03:53 PM
Look at quin, almost looks like a smirk on his face. like ooohhh damn that had to hurt

Also looks like Ball was there a little early to me, thank god the refs didnt catch that

Then Demps comes in at the end and is like "Ohhh, damn...let me help a brother out..."

powerfuldragon
11-25-2012, 09:49 PM
and so we have two overtime games and two players getting hit on the dick. go texans.