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Vinny
10-23-2012, 11:13 AM
JJ Watt talking to Ray Rice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CsVBlwMQc-c

NastyNate
10-23-2012, 11:19 AM
Yeah I cracked up, saw this in the other forum. Great stuff!

Hookem Horns
10-23-2012, 11:22 AM
Saw that on MNF .. that's a great line.

LondonTex
10-23-2012, 11:39 AM
haha awesome

b0ng
10-23-2012, 11:42 AM
I am seriously hoping that was part of a SoundFX package for the NFL and we see the whole deal soon.

Double Barrel
10-23-2012, 11:44 AM
I saw that last night on MNF. Freakin' hilarious!! :heh:

The Pencil Neck
10-23-2012, 11:47 AM
I lol'ed when I saw that.

Stemp
10-23-2012, 12:21 PM
That was really funny, but you could tell the Texans really respect Rice with the way they interacted with him after plays.

ObsiWan
10-23-2012, 12:27 PM
Funny stuff. But if Rice was quicker with the comeback he'd have said...

"yeah, and I bet they gave your a$$ indigestion too... just like I'm about to"

scourge
10-23-2012, 12:43 PM
I am seriously hoping that was part of a SoundFX package for the NFL and we see the whole deal soon.

It will be airing Wednesday night. I believe they air at 8:30, but can't remember.

Hardcore Texan
10-23-2012, 12:56 PM
Saw that on MNF .. that's a great line.

Me too, hilarious!

Tailgate
10-23-2012, 12:56 PM
It will be airing Wednesday night. I believe they air at 8:30, but can't remember.

Correct, JJ Watt is one of the main characters playing Wed night on FX.

Big Lou
10-23-2012, 12:56 PM
Yeh Rice got chippy with Watt last year when the zebras gave them 35 shots at the end zone from the 1 yard line last year. Glad to see him put the little man in his place.

chicagotexan2
10-23-2012, 03:18 PM
http://watchplayread.com/files/2010/11/2343990921_a7393e8835.jpg http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/41700/41713/FC_GreatThan_41713_lg.gif http://www.pyromaniac.com/teams/images/baltimore-ravens/ray-rice-george-muresan.jpg (damn he's even shorter than that SWTBound07 theif)

Exascor
10-23-2012, 03:28 PM
Is that Ray Rice?
http://s2.hubimg.com/u/78617_f520.jpg

SAMURAITEXAN
10-23-2012, 03:29 PM
It was really funny. I bet Watt wanted say more than Burritos thing to Rice if he wasn't mic'd up.

I just hope that the Texans renew a long term contract soon and not wait till his rookie yr contract expires. It will be very expensive to resign him if we wait too long. Please renew his contract now!!!

Go Swatt!!!
Go Texans!!!

Hookem Horns
10-23-2012, 03:45 PM
Who doesn't love Rice in their burritos?

HOU-TEX
10-23-2012, 04:00 PM
Man, now I want to know what Rice's response was. I reckon it was pretty funny too

Tania Ganguli‏@taniaganguli

JJ Watt says Ray Rice's reaction when he said he's eaten burritos bigger than him was muted for a reason

76Texan
10-23-2012, 04:14 PM
That was really funny, but you could tell the Texans really respect Rice with the way they interacted with him after plays.

Man, now I want to know what Rice's response was. I reckon it was pretty funny too

Me, too!

I love Rice out of college for a multiple of reasons.
He's a workhorse.
He's a good person.

Premier
10-23-2012, 05:57 PM
must have been recently.. i cant imagine too many Mexican restaurants in Wisconsin..

BullNation4Life
10-24-2012, 01:37 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/orson_wells_Slow-Clap.gif

GP
10-24-2012, 02:03 PM
All I think of when I read about JJ Watt eating is the scene in Jurassic Park when they lower the cow into the pen for the dinosaur's feeding time.

:eek:

speedfreek
10-25-2012, 08:52 AM
I might have actually taken dumps bigger than Ray after eating a burrito..

TJ

Vinnie
10-25-2012, 09:37 AM
I'm actually a bit surprised a local Tex Mex restraunt hasn't capitalized on this yet and came out with the "Ray Rice" burrito.

speedfreek
10-25-2012, 09:44 AM
Try this one:

The JJ Watt burrito! Stuffed with "Beanie Wells" and "Ray Rice!"

<drum roll and crash cymbal please..>

TJ


I'm actually a bit surprised a local Tex Mex restraunt hasn't capitalized on this yet and came out with the "Ray Rice" burrito.

Quick II Draw
10-25-2012, 09:50 AM
1. He actually said "I've eaten burritos bigger than your ass."
2. The full JJ Watt sound FX was just released (it's pretty boring). At one point Barwin asks him on the sideline, "Did you call Rice a burrito yet?", indicating that this was a totally planned shtick to get a good sound bite while Watt was mic'd up.

It appears that Watt isn't as witty as Foster or as crazy as Cushing. But I wouldn't care if he was a deaf-mute so long as he keeps putting up MVP numbers.

TexanSam
10-25-2012, 09:52 AM
They need to mic Antonio Smith. Probably lots of muting and beeping though with him lol.

GP
10-25-2012, 09:59 AM
Try this one:

The JJ Watt burrito! Stuffed with "Beanie Wells" and "Ray Rice!"

<drum roll and crash cymbal please..>

TJ

http://applauseinc.net/assets/images/applause-presentations.jpg

gtexan02
10-25-2012, 09:59 AM
Turns out Barwin told him to say that...

GP
10-25-2012, 10:25 AM
Turns out Barwin told him to say that...

Or it was something JJ told Barwin about earlier, and Barwin was asking him if he'd said it yet.

I think JJ Watt is smart enough to come up with his own slams.

House of Pain
10-25-2012, 10:27 AM
I thought that was a John McClain quote? I know he's said that to Mark Berman at least once.

Goldensilence
10-25-2012, 10:52 AM
Who doesn't love Rice in their burritos?


LOL saw this on Mic'd Up or whatever...was awesome!

I was thinking the same thing ... yeah but did they have Rice?

TheRealJoker
10-25-2012, 06:08 PM
He probably consulted with David Anderson for the burrito bit...

foszz
10-26-2012, 10:38 PM
must have been recently.. i cant imagine too many Mexican restaurants in Wisconsin..

In Madison, there's several La Bamba's, who advertise "Burritos as big as your head". It's actually a franchise outfit out of IL. I'm not sure if this is what he's referring to though. http://www.labambaburritos.com/menu-nutrition/

DexmanC
10-30-2012, 04:37 PM
He probably consulted with David Anderson for the burrito bit...

Is David Anderson still in the league? I haven't seen him out there catching
passes from Peyton or RGIII.

The Pencil Neck
10-30-2012, 09:19 PM
Is David Anderson still in the league? I haven't seen him out there catching
passes from Peyton or RGIII.

Out of the league.

SAMURAITEXAN
10-30-2012, 09:32 PM
David Anderson probably opened a Burrito shop some where near Hermosa Beach, CA.