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gtexan02
10-08-2012, 03:34 PM
3:53PM EST October 8. 2012 - "This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666."

-- Revelation 13:18, English Standard Bible

And so it was that on the morn of the 666th Monday Night Football game in the course of mankind, Timothy Richard Tebow noticed this numerical oddity and took to the mount to declare his righteousness against the mark of the beast.

On the second Monday of October, Tebow took a respite from reading his papyrus playbook to declare his intentions for the eve: "Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/08/tim-tebow-666-monday-night-football/1620961/


What does it mean???

Now that he plays for the Jets, we're sure it's also completely accidental that that the Bible verse right before Romans 8:37-39 has to do with sheeps being led to the slaughter.

Double Barrel
10-08-2012, 03:43 PM
And it's on 10/8, which if you add together is 18. What goes into 18 three times? 6! Three sixes = 18! :worm:

I swear I'll meltdown if Tebow comes in and wins this freakin' game...

hookinreds
10-08-2012, 03:55 PM
Sanchez's number is #6...so will the QB by quarter go like this: 666 before 15 comes in for the fourth?

Thorn
10-08-2012, 03:58 PM
Satan, Sanchez, Tebow, they can all kiss my ass. :lol:

Premier
10-08-2012, 04:06 PM
the beast

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JKD5BZC4VY8/TKAgEULKkhI/AAAAAAAALiE/sLR4x94Mafc/s640/texans+logo+bull.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8Zyf4QnXnNg/TtP_u4wFk-I/AAAAAAAABIk/-c5WJJsG8Zc/s400/Houston-Texans-Logo.gif

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2580315122/o0f2h75gr81muwnwdgia.jpeg

Final score 66-6 Texans...

TdotTexas2Step
10-08-2012, 05:51 PM
That's actually amazing lol

Rey
10-08-2012, 06:01 PM
We have Forsett on our side.

He'll probably be getting his first meaningful action tonight.

Through all the odds he managed to keep his virginity until he got married...then he went forth and multiplied...:)

Wolf
10-08-2012, 06:05 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/mcrqzt.jpg

Giant Tiger
10-08-2012, 06:30 PM
I'll throw a curveball here to point out that today is Thanksgiving up here in Canada. We have a lot to give thanks for & it'll culminate with a Texans win tonight :tiphat:

brakos82
10-08-2012, 06:31 PM
That and our 2 red horns on the front half of our helmet...

KA4Texan
10-08-2012, 06:40 PM
What goes into 18 three times?

I expected a bad longevity punchline......:kitten:

brakos82
10-08-2012, 06:42 PM
I expected a bad longevity punchline......:kitten:

I expected a JJ Watt joke.

Wolf
10-08-2012, 06:52 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/525927_4384981434513_2044689037_n.jpg

from facebook

pec0sb0b
10-08-2012, 07:16 PM
Sanchez starts and J.J. the Destroyer sacks him three times...Tebow comes in with the Wildcat and gets knocked out of the game when he tries to block said player...Satan enters the game to smite said player only to awaken on the Gator truck to find that he also was sacked, and that said player is actually a Terminator sent by bookies from the future to fix the 2012 NFL season...said player then engages Satan in a discussion on the finer points of the swim move as a distraction while his Seal buddies creep up from behind and black-bag Satan who is then flown to Gitmo and water-boarded until he agrees to sign a Greenhouse Gas Reduction Pact and to stop betting on the Cowboys (Satan's a real Mush). J.J. the Destroyer wins MVP for sacking Satan. Texans 31-13

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95196

TdotTexas2Step
10-09-2012, 11:59 AM
Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

gtexan02
10-11-2012, 01:06 AM
Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

That is some weird juji fruit there

ThaJokaa
10-11-2012, 01:12 AM
That is some weird juji fruit there

no lie

ObsiWan
10-11-2012, 04:01 AM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpsxhk-iSFZf1Gorgl5Z956I8-DIkx3ZG3eUTJeDflGVoQiK5Tfw

666...?
...meh.

Signed, The Mayans



:kitten:

TheGM
10-11-2012, 04:02 AM
Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

LOL. They clearly have to start Tebow now. Their only chance at redemption.

Double Barrel
10-11-2012, 11:55 AM
Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

okay, that's just weird right there... :mcnugget:

gtexan02
10-11-2012, 12:00 PM
okay, that's just weird right there... :mcnugget:

Guess his yards per attempt average. Yeah... 6.6...