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CloakNNNdagger
10-02-2012, 04:18 PM
Maybe Jerry should supply his entire team with "Big Girl Panties" instead. Romo would especially benefit with a pair. Next game though, it is likely that we see Jerry on the sideline marketing his Victoria Secret by wearing a pretty pink pair of panties over his head. Eventually, over-marketing a crap team that can't get out of its own way is bound to turn into a money loser. Eventually the Cowpoke Palace will be turned into a monumental memorial to an egotistical maniac who never quite understood that no amount of money could make up for a """" for brains GM.

VICTORIA SECRET (http://jezebel.com/5948011/victorias-secret-store-to-open-at-cowboys-stadium-and-no-one-can-explain-why)

SheTexan
10-02-2012, 04:43 PM
Homo's gonna love that place!!


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/66540_4305427366998_1447753864_n.jpg

chicagotexan2
10-02-2012, 05:05 PM
The way the cowgirls have been getting plowed they might want to change the name to Victoria's Secretions.

badboy
10-02-2012, 05:16 PM
Well if everyone knows it is opening and where, is it really a secret?

Playoffs
10-02-2012, 05:30 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2ikdxdy.jpg

Carr Bombed
10-02-2012, 05:32 PM
Homo's gonna love that place!!


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/66540_4305427366998_1447753864_n.jpg

Some things can not be unseen! http://www.soonet.ca/images/smilies/Smile/suicide.gif

ThaJokaa
10-02-2012, 06:55 PM
That Meme shouldve gotten intercepted

Khari
10-02-2012, 07:30 PM
Homo's gonna love that place!!


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/66540_4305427366998_1447753864_n.jpg

could at least shave his boobs :wadepalm:

CloakNNNdagger
10-02-2012, 09:24 PM
could at least shave his boobs :wadepalm:

That's what happens when you respond to those "Low T" commercials.:)

chicagotexan2
10-03-2012, 01:13 PM
The Cowboys released a statement regaring this issue. 'Many of our female fans like to shop at halftime and this is a great experience for them and a good opportunity for both the Cowboys and Victoria's Secret. On the other hand all of our male fans like to pick up something nice for their significant others to either help celebrate a victory or to console them after a defeat. Here are some pictures of those significant others.

































http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4oHQHJLibz4/T-Nn2M8Vb3I/AAAAAAAAAiA/dxexkuGs6-c/s1600/Goat+bra.jpg

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/2/14/13/enhanced-buzz-6518-1297707054-3.jpg

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/horse-bra.jpg

CloakNNNdagger
10-03-2012, 03:14 PM
With their already established habits, why on earth would Cowboys fans need to shop during games for any more underneath wear than what they presently have?

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