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DBCooper
09-24-2012, 10:10 AM
Alright Titan fan, you had a good game yesterday against what was projected to be a Super Bowl contender this year.

Let's hear some smack!

I say we will put Jake in a Locker and leave Cris playing with his Johnson this week!

HJam72
09-24-2012, 11:11 AM
Andre says that's his johnson.

Errant Hothy
09-24-2012, 03:10 PM
Ah, it's BESF week again!

toronto
09-24-2012, 03:54 PM
I sheepishly appear.

I'll personally be stunned if you don't cover the 11.5

DBCooper
09-24-2012, 04:24 PM
Ah, it's BESF week again!

Lol, ok what's BESF?

Errant Hothy
09-24-2012, 04:26 PM
Lol, ok what's BESF?

Baby eating sister f'ers.

See below:
linkage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiH4-h4o6Us&feature=youtu.be)

Playoffs
09-24-2012, 05:29 PM
http://nashvillecitypaper.com/files/citypaper/imagecache/story_floated/images/bud_adams_titans.jpg

I liikes me some possum ... anyone seen Peyton, where the heck is Manning? ... can't remember my name, somebody fire the SOB who's supposed to tell me who I am! ... always thought that Kathy Whitmire was hot, what a minx!

DBCooper
09-25-2012, 08:27 AM
Baby eating sister f'ers.

See below:
linkage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiH4-h4o6Us&feature=youtu.be)

Lol

TackHammer
09-25-2012, 08:32 AM
http://nashvillecitypaper.com/files/citypaper/imagecache/story_floated/images/bud_adams_titans.jpg

I liikes me some possum ... anyone seen Peyton, where the heck is Manning? ... can't remember my name, somebody fire the SOB who's supposed to tell me who I am! ... always thought that Kathy Whitmire was hot, what a minx!

Thats some funny **** right there!!!!

Texan_Bill
09-25-2012, 08:42 AM
http://nashvillecitypaper.com/files/citypaper/imagecache/story_floated/images/bud_adams_titans.jpg

I liikes me some possum ... anyone seen Peyton, where the heck is Manning? ... can't remember my name, somebody fire the SOB who's supposed to tell me who I am! ... always thought that Kathy Whitmire was hot, what a minx!

:spit:

********************************************

Kathy Whitmire -------> Tootsie

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4880719964406396&id=389722c54b7399b60220773e839ddf72---------> http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tootsie.jpg

gwallaia
09-25-2012, 09:37 AM
http://nashvillecitypaper.com/files/citypaper/imagecache/story_floated/images/bud_adams_titans.jpg


BUD. You stupid, stupid old man.

toronto
09-25-2012, 11:23 AM
In short, I got nothing. I love your team and think they're a legit SB contender that just needs to avoid crazy injuries (AJ, Schaub, Watt, Barwin, Foster, Joseph).

You have never had this fast, this tough, this talented a team from 1-53.

I am honestly expecting a bloodbath on Sunday - Locker is going to get destroyed and CJ is already doing nothing, so its not like that's gonna get better.

The Titans are catching you at the wrong time. 2012.

Hey I could be wrong but right now there is a reason the spread is double digits.

GlassHalfFull
09-25-2012, 12:37 PM
It's Moo Cow Week (http://www.gotitans.com/threads/its-moo-cow-week.84369/)

From GoTitans.com


It's time to look ahead to the Moo Cows and discuss what the Titans have to do to have a shot.

1. Pray the replacement refs from last night work the game so the Titans can sneak another player or two on defense.

2. Lock CJ in his hotel room the morning of the game.

3. "Ear Bounty".

4. Make sure the OL checks to see if J.J. Watt is wearing a cup early and often.

5. Get in Foster's head by reminding him of his devastating fumbles as a Vol.

Seriously, I know this will be in the Smack Forum by noon so save all the good analysis for the game thread coming up Friday.
TitanJeff, Today at 8:10 AM #1


I am happy to note that the below post would have been blasted if the reverse was posted here.

Let's just hope the Texans suffer a major injury.

HOU-TEX
09-25-2012, 12:43 PM
It's Moo Cow Week (http://www.gotitans.com/threads/its-moo-cow-week.84369/)

From GoTitans.com



I am happy to note that the below post would have been blasted if the reverse was posted here.

I just got through reading this thread over there. There's a few of them saying Manning and the Broncos aren't any good. Too bad they don't play them. I'd love to watch them get throttled by Manning, Von and Elvis

DBCooper
09-25-2012, 02:05 PM
It's Moo Cow Week (http://www.gotitans.com/threads/its-moo-cow-week.84369/)

From GoTitans.com



I am happy to note that the below post would have been blasted if the reverse was posted here.

Some classy hillbillies over there in Bugtussle!

b0ng
09-25-2012, 02:30 PM
In short, I got nothing. I love your team and think they're a legit SB contender that just needs to avoid crazy injuries (AJ, Schaub, Watt, Barwin, Foster, Joseph).

You have never had this fast, this tough, this talented a team from 1-53.

I am honestly expecting a bloodbath on Sunday - Locker is going to get destroyed and CJ is already doing nothing, so its not like that's gonna get better.

The Titans are catching you at the wrong time. 2012.

Hey I could be wrong but right now there is a reason the spread is double digits.

This isn't as fun when the other teams in the AFCS look crappy 3 weeks in.

wpsharpshooter
09-25-2012, 02:39 PM
Our team has looked like trash from the start of the season... If you would have told me that we would beat the Lions, I would have laughed and walked away.. With that being said, Tennessee does have some talent, for some reason it hasnt really transferred over into a game though... CJ is a total F-in tool, I cant stand seeing the ball being handed to him.. Our passing game has shown some decent improvement, our defense shows up in spurts. Im thinking the lions game was a mere fluke and I highly doubt we will see the titans show up like that again... Now that thats been said, I HATE the Texans (lol) but I dont see us coming down to Houston and having anywhere near the game we had against Detroit.. Id like to come in here an talk some ******* but my team would make me look like a jibbering idiot... So Ill wrapped it up by saying good luck and atleast we dont have the little irish man in the secondary anymore to get his ass whooped by AJ...

Seņor Stan
09-25-2012, 02:43 PM
http://p.twimg.com/A3a5AJwCAAAyBs6.jpg:large

Playoffs
09-25-2012, 02:53 PM
http://blogs.tennessean.com/titans/files/2011/08/adams1.jpg

Now that's some gassss, there Bubba, look at 'em all run away ... haha. Here, lemme open up my jacket and spread the bad news. Hey, hey you ... I'm paying you to smell this, git yer butt over here. And you little lady, I got a present for you in here, too. Damn possum stew gives me the gas -- makes me horny, too. Where's my Kathy Whitmire blowup doll? Ladd? Ladd! Where's my dang walkie-talkie?

TackHammer
09-25-2012, 02:55 PM
http://nashvillecitypaper.com/files/citypaper/imagecache/story_floated/images/bud_adams_titans.jpg

I liikes me some possum ... anyone seen Peyton, where the heck is Manning? ... can't remember my name, somebody fire the SOB who's supposed to tell me who I am! ... always thought that Kathy Whitmire was hot, what a minx!

Hope you dont mind but I had to use this on the Titans board. Ill be sure and give you credit. LOL

Playoffs
09-26-2012, 02:08 PM
Nick Scurfield ‏@NickScurfield
#Texans average 150.3 rushing yards per game. Titans allow 150.3 rushing yards per game #StatisticalSymmetry

The #Texans lead @nfl in time of possession (36:34/game). The Titans, who they face in Week 4, rank last (23:18)

#Texans lead @nfl in time of possession (36:34/game) & defensive 3rd-down percentage (22.2)

#Texans rank 5th in scoring (29.3 pts/game) & 3rd in scoring D (14.0). They're 1 of 2 teams (ATL) in top-5 in both

toronto
09-26-2012, 07:58 PM
Nick Scurfield ‏@NickScurfield

If I was alive in my survivor pools, the Texans would be my pick.

DBCooper
09-26-2012, 10:14 PM
If I was alive in my survivor pools, the Texans would be my pick.

That's why Ontario is the smart Province, none of that "French" influence!

Lol

toronto
09-26-2012, 10:45 PM
That's why Ontario is the smart Province, none of that "French" influence!

Lol

I ain't that smart. The "Aints took me out in one this week, and the Pats loss to the Cards blew me out of the other.

ESAD2-14
09-27-2012, 07:47 PM
I have received a premonition on who will win this game. When I got home yesterday I opened my door to let the dog out, and up flew a big ol' HOUSTON buzzard out of my back yard. Well what the hell would a HOUSTON buzzard be eating on in my backyard? Why a opossum of course. I took this as a sign from mother nature that we will win. I should have taken a picture of it and tried to Photoshop a Titans jersey on it before I chucked it over the back fence though. Not to interesting of a story I know, but felt it was appropriate considering who is coming to town this weekend.

Texan_Bill
09-28-2012, 09:59 AM
It's Moo Cow Week (http://www.gotitans.com/threads/its-moo-cow-week.84369/)

From GoTitans.com



I am happy to note that the below post would have been blasted if the reverse was posted here.

Let's just hope the Texans suffer a major injury.


I posted that classy comment in another thread. Meh, he was posting while brushing his tooth.

Titans Sux 72
09-28-2012, 01:57 PM
I have received a premonition on who will win this game. When I got home yesterday I opened my door to let the dog out, and up flew a big ol' HOUSTON buzzard out of my back yard. Well what the hell would a HOUSTON buzzard be eating on in my backyard? Why a opossum of course. I took this as a sign from mother nature that we will win. I should have taken a picture of it and tried to Photoshop a Titans jersey on it before I chucked it over the back fence though. Not to interesting of a story I know, but felt it was appropriate considering who is coming to town this weekend.


Well there ya go Texans win!

That is the sign I was looking for.

Giant Tiger
09-28-2012, 10:20 PM
That's why Alberta is the smart Province, none of that "French" influence!

Lol

fify ;)

TimeKiller
09-30-2012, 06:23 PM
How about Chris Johnson making fantasy football owners happy in garbage time? What a trip. That was the most blatant stat padding I've ever witnessed. Embarrassing.

gwallaia
09-30-2012, 06:31 PM
The Texans PR department missed a real opportunity today. During the segment when they were showing the video results of the Texas-Tennessee comparison, they should have put up Bob McNair and Bud Adams for who has the best owner.

For those that did not attend the game, they showed best BBQ, Texas or Tenn, best music, Texas or Tenn. so forth and so on. They showed best women and showed a buck-tooth trailer girl from Tenn and a hot chick from Texas and the voting results were posted. Bud Adams picture on the jumbo-tron would have been hilarious.

Heath Shuler
09-30-2012, 09:47 PM
Does anyone know if bud was @ Reliant today?

gtexan02
10-01-2012, 11:09 PM
It's Moo Cow Week (http://www.gotitans.com/threads/its-moo-cow-week.84369/)

From GoTitans.com



I am happy to note that the below post would have been blasted if the reverse was posted here.
Let's just hope the Texans suffer a major injury.




Karma is a *****