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michaelm
09-18-2012, 03:14 PM
Dallas Cowboys Fan Takes Seahawks Loss Horribly, Goes on Epic Rant

I'm mostly over my little brother syndrome regarding the dallas cowgirls, but this is too funny not to post.

*WARNING* Not entirely safe for work due to some colorful language.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1337569-dallas-cowboys-fan-takes-seahawks-loss-horribly-goes-on-epic-rant

TexanSam
09-18-2012, 03:18 PM
That was hilarious. Major overreaction, but still hilarious. I like his threat to send Dez Bryant to Cleveland. It's become the Siberia of the NFL. I hope the Cowboys get blown out again this week. I'd like to see this guy's reaction after that!

TexanSam
09-18-2012, 03:21 PM
Whoops. Double post

Hookem Horns
09-18-2012, 03:42 PM
Awesome. I will be tuned in on Sunday cheering the Bucs on.

MannyFresh
09-18-2012, 04:00 PM
I'd respect Cowboy fan if more were like him, but, they will still regurgitate those "5" even though they have been on that level in almost 20 years.

StarStruck
09-18-2012, 07:31 PM
OMG, how did I miss this guy over the years. Bookmark, check, Twitter, check, Facebook, check.

brakos82
09-18-2012, 07:34 PM
I heard that guy on the talk radio in Seattle.... they played it for Golden Tate and asked him if he felt sorry for putting that Cowboys fan through so much agony... to sum it up he said "not really." :kitten:

StarStruck
09-18-2012, 07:44 PM
I heard that guy on the talk radio in Seattle.... they played it for Golden Tate and asked him if he felt sorry for putting that Cowboys fan through so much agony... to sum it up he said "not really." :kitten:

I really couldn't care less that Golden didn't feel sorry for putting Shango through the agony and would expect that type of reaction because it makes sense. I am all gaga over the guys football knowledge, and break down a game and plays while keeping it entertaining. I've been watching video for the last hour and can't want until Thursday.

Corrosion
09-18-2012, 07:46 PM
That was hilarious. Major overreaction, but still hilarious. I like his threat to send Dez Bryant to Cleveland. It's become the Siberia of the NFL. I hope the Cowboys get blown out again this week. I'd like to see this guy's reaction after that!

I'd like to see the Cowpies get blown out every week ... havent been able to stand that organization since Tom Landry was canned.


Maybe Jerrah can have his son in law or whatever he is wipe the tears from his eye's after each loss.

StarStruck
09-18-2012, 07:50 PM
That was hilarious. Major overreaction, but still hilarious. I like his threat to send Dez Bryant to Cleveland. It's become the Siberia of the NFL. I hope the Cowboys get blown out again this week. I'd like to see this guy's reaction after that!

I hope that he will post where he will be hanging out before or after the game on Sunday. I would love to meet him and/or get a picture.

Wolf6151
09-18-2012, 08:17 PM
I like this guy, he's funny and he's nuts. Jerry Jones might want to hire more security around the stadium or hire this guy as a head coach/motivational speaker. Nothing motivates like a foot in the ass sometimes. Dez Bryant might want to get some body guards.

Texn4life
09-19-2012, 12:49 PM
This Browns fan's rant after the Texans game is classic. Still laugh when I watch it. It truly captures fans emotions when they're supporting a struggling team.

The Factory Of Sadness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8)

The Pencil Neck
09-19-2012, 02:24 PM
This Browns fan's rant after the Texans game is classic. Still laugh when I watch it. It truly captures fans emotions when they're supporting a struggling team.

The Factory Of Sadness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8)

lol. I remember that. And I've felt that guy's pain from time to time.

There was a radio broadcast of a guy GOING OFF against the Browns in pure frustration and rage... the week BEFORE the Texans game. I've always wondered what he did the week after.

Texecutioner
09-19-2012, 05:16 PM
This Browns fan's rant after the Texans game is classic. Still laugh when I watch it. It truly captures fans emotions when they're supporting a struggling team.

The Factory Of Sadness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8)

Sorry, but that rant has nothing on this guy. THis was a Giants fan from a few years ago. Funniest and most pathetic meltdown from a fan I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6Tn0Ie-AQ

Khari
09-19-2012, 05:24 PM
dude's kinda annoying :thinking:

jaayteetx
09-19-2012, 05:58 PM
Umm, dude needs to get a life.

dc_txtech
09-19-2012, 07:38 PM
I watch people!

Texan_Bill
09-19-2012, 08:03 PM
dude's kinda annoying :thinking:

Khari, actually the dude came on 1560 the game and came across quite well. Dude is very articulate and expressed how much positive feedback (by Seahawks fan, of course)... But seriously, dude was level-headed.

GP
09-19-2012, 08:04 PM
"I'm gonna make a video on Tuesday......and I'm gonna' be OK....but right now......if you like me....you inconsuhhh-uhhh....you over da top. (five heavy, deep breaths) Bye."

That guy was absurd. The neighbors probably called the cops, thinking that guy's wife or kids was getting their ass beaten.

Hey bro, news flash: Your team has sucked since the mid-90s. Your owner sucks. You will always suck as long as Jones is your owner. So you're going to suck forever. Might want to just archive that video and pull it out and air it instead of making new ones. Your team Sucks!

Speedy
09-19-2012, 08:17 PM
The "Factory of Sadness" guy was funny. It was made to be funny. It wasn't a real rant.

This guy going off on the Cowboys, this is just dumb.

The Pencil Neck
09-19-2012, 09:32 PM
The "Factory of Sadness" guy was funny. It was made to be funny. It wasn't a real rant.

This guy going off on the Cowboys, this is just dumb.

I'm not going to fault the guy for caring that deeply. I might fault him for caring that deeply about the Cowboys but in general, I won't fault him for being a fan.

I know that I could have made some very similar videos after some Texans' losses: The Rosencopter Debacle, the Tebow loss, the '10 Cowboy's loss, the OT Loss to the Ravens, the Knock-It-Down loss, the Halfback-pass loss, the Cardinals Comeback loss, the Opener losses, the 21 4th quarter points to the Jaguars loss ... hell... the whole 2-14 season.

TejasTom
09-20-2012, 11:03 PM
Dallas Cowboys Fan Takes Seahawks Loss Horribly, Goes on Epic Rant
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Looking forward to 14 more of these.

Showtime100
09-21-2012, 01:14 AM
I loved it. That guy is really fun to watch because he's committed.....or should be.

Only thing I didn't like was getting spittled on at the 1:18 mark.

silentassassin
10-02-2012, 02:03 PM
Looking forward to 14 more of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD-sRPcxXuM&feature=plcp

Seems like he's just as mad about the latest loss. :lol:

Stemp
10-02-2012, 02:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD-sRPcxXuM&feature=plcp

Seems like he's just as mad about the latest loss. :lol:

Anyone else find it hilarious that he's wearing a Dunder Mifflin shirt?

TexanSam
10-02-2012, 02:43 PM
If more Cowboys fans were like him, I'd probably tolerate them a little more.

Playoffs
10-02-2012, 03:04 PM
The more they lose, the more attention he gets/seeks.

ThaJokaa
10-02-2012, 05:53 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/2w1sj2o.jpg

GP
10-02-2012, 06:05 PM
This guy probably lectures everybody about everything.

Wife locks her keys in the car, dude goes off on her for 5 minutes about how foolish she is.

Kid makes a bad grade, dude stands there and rants for 5 minutes about how the kid should do better.

I'm done with the guy. It's obvious he loves to chew ass. Gets off on it.

I feel sorry for the people caught in his daily life. And don't tell me I don't know his personal life, look...if he gets THAT animated over a ****ing football game????? Yeah, think about when "real world problems" happen in his life.

He's creepy. /end

jaayteetx
10-02-2012, 06:15 PM
This guy probably lectures everybody about everything.

Wife locks her keys in the car, dude goes off on her for 5 minutes about how foolish she is.

Kid makes a bad grade, dude stands there and rants for 5 minutes about how the kid should do better.

I'm done with the guy. It's obvious he loves to chew ass. Gets off on it.

I feel sorry for the people caught in his daily life. And don't tell me I don't know his personal life, look...if he gets THAT animated over a ****ing football game????? Yeah, think about when "real world problems" happen in his life.

He's creepy. /end

Ya, I get that vibe too, wouldn't doubt if he was police or military. I came across more than a few of those types in the Corps that's for sure.

eriadoc
10-04-2012, 12:56 AM
This guy probably lectures everybody about everything.

Wife locks her keys in the car, dude goes off on her for 5 minutes about how foolish she is.

Kid makes a bad grade, dude stands there and rants for 5 minutes about how the kid should do better.

I'm done with the guy. It's obvious he loves to chew ass. Gets off on it.

I feel sorry for the people caught in his daily life. And don't tell me I don't know his personal life, look...if he gets THAT animated over a ****ing football game????? Yeah, think about when "real world problems" happen in his life.

He's creepy. /end

I agree with all of that. But since he's not in my life and he's ranting at Cowboy fans, I kind of like it LOL.

gtexan02
10-04-2012, 01:14 AM
This one is pretty funny too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=MNXGncNm9LM

GP
10-04-2012, 06:58 AM
I agree with all of that. But since he's not in my life and he's ranting at Cowboy fans, I kind of like it LOL.

This is true. LOL.

StarStruck
10-04-2012, 09:35 AM
I agree with all of that. But since he's not in my life and he's ranting at Cowboy fans, I kind of like it LOL.

Shango is passionate about the team, and can explode. He wears a wedding band so I assume he cools off a bit before going home. I have to give him his props -- Shambo knows football and like him or not his football intellect can be graded as a solid "A." I like to sit in on his Tuesday postgame and Thursday pregame classes.

GP
10-04-2012, 08:22 PM
Shango is passionate about the team, and can explode. He wears a wedding band so I assume he cools off a bit before going home. I have to give him his props -- Shambo knows football and like him or not his football intellect can be graded as a solid "A." I like to sit in on his Tuesday postgame and Thursday pregame classes.

I saw the ring too.

That's what has me creeped out. Was really hoping he was just a single guy who was married to the Cowboys.

My wife would be super embarrassed if I posted videos like he does. It would be a marriage breaker, for sure. I "get it" that you like his analysis on the other videos, but the rant videos are funny at first...then it sort of just goes into weird territory for me.

Could be that he's a very compartmentalizing person--i.e. football passion doesn't spill over into other areas--so I want to say that I don't know the guy at all, and I'm just wondering if he's a stable person off-camera.

StarStruck
10-04-2012, 11:05 PM
I saw the ring too.

That's what has me creeped out. Was really hoping he was just a single guy who was married to the Cowboys.

My wife would be super embarrassed if I posted videos like he does. It would be a marriage breaker, for sure. I "get it" that you like his analysis on the other videos, but the rant videos are funny at first...then it sort of just goes into weird territory for me.

Could be that he's a very compartmentalizing person--i.e. football passion doesn't spill over into other areas--so I want to say that I don't know the guy at all, and I'm just wondering if he's a stable person off-camera.

Shango is also an actor, therefore I don't think his wife is in any danger of spousal abuse or embarrassment. In addition to acting which seems he is experienced in drama, I respect his football knowledge.

GP
10-05-2012, 12:26 AM
Shango is also an actor, therefore I don't think his wife is in any danger of spousal abuse or embarrassment. In addition to acting which seems he is experienced in drama, I respect his football knowledge.

Good to know. Makes more sense now.

Ya just never know in this day and age, a guy going that gonzo over football and all. I pegged him wrongly. My bad.

Premier
10-05-2012, 10:51 PM
i think his wife films with him sometimes too, shes an eagles fan.. but he has a couple rant videos like that.. the funniest cowgirl cry vids are from JWAD, that country hick jwad is pure comedy..