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Dread-Head
08-28-2012, 12:58 PM
Vince Young just can't seem to STAY with a team. He's been fired from EVERYWHERE. Which leads me to ask, how would YOU fire him?

Showtime100
08-28-2012, 01:07 PM
I would stand atop the tallest building on the Longhorn Network and push ever so gently, but enough.

gwallaia
08-28-2012, 01:08 PM
Fire him?

I would reassign him to the janitorial staff.

Double Barrel
08-28-2012, 01:16 PM
I would sit him on the other side of a really big conference table in a very nice conference room.

And then I would ask him, "who's house is it again?".

chicagotexan2
08-28-2012, 01:29 PM
I wouldn't have to fire him. I'd say 'here is a test, if you score higher that 6 you can stay.

I would say 'Our relationship is like a grill and a sausage. I am the Weber and you are a VY Foods sausage. The sausage was never really good to begin with but it was reduced 90% so I took a chance with it. Well now it has been on the grill for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long and it's time to try something else. Do you understand?

I would say I was hosting a party with drunken, shirtless, sweaty men. The Patron is done, the music has stopped and now you have to go bye bye.

Texan4Ever
08-28-2012, 01:29 PM
Fire him?

I would reassign him to the janitorial staff.

This. Vince Young is a scum and a waste of God-given talent and should be publicly ridiculed for the rest of his life.

Showtime100
08-28-2012, 01:30 PM
This. Vince Young is a scum and a waste of God-given talent and should be publicly ridiculed for the rest of his life.

Lol, on the Longhorn Network.

Texan4Ever
08-28-2012, 01:32 PM
Lol, on the Longhorn Network.

Didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a TV show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy, "Are you smarter than Vince Young?"

Hookem Horns
08-28-2012, 01:51 PM
Didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a TV show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy, "Are you smarter than Vince Young?"

The questions would be too easy. The only contestants they would be able to find that are not smarter than Vince Young would be his fanboys.

Showtime100
08-28-2012, 01:52 PM
The questions would be too easy. The only contestants they would be able to find that are not smarter than Vince Young would be his fanboys.

Yep, Austin media.

Goldensilence
08-28-2012, 01:52 PM
This. Vince Young is a scum and a waste of God-given talent and should be publicly ridiculed for the rest of his life.

Scum? What did he personally do to you? Waste of talent I can agree with though.

I had to go with the Mr. Spacely reference. :spin:

ChampionTexan
08-28-2012, 01:54 PM
didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a tv show hosted by jeff fisher, "are you smarter than vince young?"

fify

Stemp
08-28-2012, 01:57 PM
didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a tv show hosted by jeff fisher, "are you smarter than vince young?"
You'd have to show it on PBS during Sesame Street.

Showtime100
08-28-2012, 01:57 PM
Scum? What did he personally do to you? Waste of talent I can agree with though.

I had to go with the Mr. Spacely reference. :spin:

Make the argument against it.

Honoring Earl 34
08-28-2012, 02:02 PM
Put Vince's head on this guy .

http://dowser.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/office-space.jpg

HOU-TEX
08-28-2012, 02:10 PM
Re-hire him as the team fluffer. :hides:

Dread-Head
08-28-2012, 02:42 PM
I'm surprised that no-one's said "From a Cannon" thus far.

Playoffs
08-28-2012, 03:44 PM
Cosmo G. Spacely from Spacely Space Sprockets is the man for the job!

Texan4Ever
08-28-2012, 03:46 PM
Scum? What did he personally do to you? Waste of talent I can agree with though.

I had to go with the Mr. Spacely reference. :spin:

Scum because he wasted his talents and continues to make Texas (the state) and Houstonians look bad.

Ok, real reason is he ignored me when I wanted an autograph :(

badboy
08-28-2012, 03:48 PM
Would not have hired him after his first NFL team.

Texecutioner
08-28-2012, 04:44 PM
This. Vince Young is a scum and a waste of God-given talent and should be publicly ridiculed for the rest of his life.

Probably one of the most ignorant posts I've ever read in here.

The1ApplePie
08-28-2012, 04:55 PM
Ah, the blind VY lovers vs. the blind VY haters

False Start
08-28-2012, 05:02 PM
I would have Vince McMahon (http://youtu.be/E3MJYF6S4zQ) from WWE do it.

mattieuk
08-28-2012, 08:08 PM
I'm surprised that no-one's said "From a Cannon" thus far.

From a cannon.

Nahhhh. I would paste one word on the front of each DB he is playing against - reading "Vince" "You" "Are" "Fired". Sadly by time he learned to actually look at the DBs he may have developed some perception and rendered the message useless as he had solves one of his biggest flaws..

TexanSam
08-28-2012, 08:21 PM
I'd have Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Ryan Leaf, and Vince Young battle it out for the top 3 QB spots on a team, and make sure VY is the one cut.

Fili
08-28-2012, 08:22 PM
The bottomless pit would be pointless because he'll just keep falling and the note would never fall fast enough for him to read it...

PapaL
08-28-2012, 10:05 PM
The only guy w worse accuracy than Tebow...Vince Young.

Sad part is he had all the potential in the world and The Great State pulling for him. It's a shame to waste that talent. Hopefully he succeeds in the AFL or CFL.

Sincerely,
Glad we took Mario.

eriadoc
08-28-2012, 10:10 PM
I'd have Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Ryan Leaf, and Vince Young battle it out for the top 3 QB spots on a team, and make sure VY is the one cut.

LOL, I have to rep that. Awesome.

steelbtexan
08-28-2012, 11:10 PM
I would write it on a piece of paper and give it to him. Not sure if Vince could read it though.

Any chance VY becomes a WR/TE? He could become a poor mans LeStar Jean. LOL

Corrosion
08-29-2012, 12:33 AM
Knowing he's likely broke (or close to it) I'd tell him there was a job paying $6.99 an hour digging sewer line trenches .... no benefits , take it or leave it.

Malloy
08-29-2012, 02:19 AM
Fire him?!! I would give him a raise! After all, he is the football equivalent of Jeebus, and he'll take us to the SB singlehanded!!


*cough*

Dread-Head
08-29-2012, 01:10 PM
I'd have Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Ryan Leaf, and Vince Young battle it out for the top 3 QB spots on a team, and make sure VY is the one cut.

:headhurts: Ryan Leaf? DAAAAAAAMN....why don't you just kick him in the nads an berate him? It would be a lot nicer.

Dread-Head
08-29-2012, 01:11 PM
The bottomless pit would be pointless because he'll just keep falling and the note would never fall fast enough for him to read it...

You're under the assumption that he COULD read it were it to catch up to him.

Hervoyel
08-29-2012, 04:45 PM
I just take no pleasure in this. I wasn't a VY supporter. I was delighted to see his fans move on when they finally did (They did didn't they? There aren't anymore of them hiding in here are there?).

I'm just relieved it's over.

b0ng
08-29-2012, 06:42 PM
Slap him in the face with a sausage.

Hagar
08-31-2012, 01:26 PM
You'd have to show it on PBS during Sesame Street.

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2012/08/24/34/cf/Sesame-Street-the-Count-001.jpg


"Vince, How many time have you been fired?

Let me count?

1

2

3

Now add one more, 4

4 times you've been fired! Ah, ah, ahhhh!"

Dread-Head
08-31-2012, 02:01 PM
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2012/08/24/34/cf/Sesame-Street-the-Count-001.jpg


"Vince, How many time have you been fired?

Let me count?

1

2

3

Now add one more, 4

4 times you've been fired! Ah, ah, ahhhh!"



You are so wrong for that. It was FUNNY...but oh so wrong.

:vincepalm: