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paycheck71
08-27-2012, 01:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-h7s6Qtxg

Speechless...

Playoffs
08-27-2012, 01:52 PM
Scary plastic surgery, pulled it too tight.

CloakNNNdagger
08-27-2012, 06:54 PM
Jerruh has finally found something that he is equally bad doing compared to his Cowboys managing skills.

mattieuk
08-27-2012, 08:13 PM
It truly says something, that this isn't his most embarrassing video of the summer.

And just in case anyone has forgotten just how funny it was - link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvRrv30UAbM)

Malloy
08-28-2012, 03:57 AM
I feel like throwing up...

chicagotexan2
08-28-2012, 07:45 AM
I didn't think that pousy pizza could suck any more. I was wrong. Now what they should have done was a video of Jerrah Jonez banging a large pizza 'American Pie' style. That would have been more entertaining.

DBCooper
08-28-2012, 03:45 PM
That was awesome!

chicagotexan2
08-29-2012, 09:24 AM
here are my lyrics that were not used. should have been though.

Sittin in da suite watching my cowboys lose
Same old story and the same old news
If only the extra point had been hiked in slo-mo
It wouldn’t have been fumbled by Tony Romo
Haven’t done squat since the days of Andre the Giant
Screwed the pooch with T.O. , Roy Williams and now Dez Bryant
Gotta go get more botox injections
When I see a glory-hole I bust a 3 inch erection

Malloy
08-29-2012, 11:16 AM
here are my lyrics that were not used. should have been though.

Sittin in da suite watching my cowboys lose
Same old story and the same old news
If only the extra point had been hiked in slo-mo
It wouldn’t have been fumbled by Tony Romo
Haven’t done squat since the days of Andre the Giant
Screwed the pooch with T.O. , Roy Williams and now Dez Bryant
Gotta go get more botox injections
When I see a glory-hole I bust a 3 inch erection

Your text is far better ;)

paycheck71
08-29-2012, 11:41 AM
@MarkBermanFox26: When asked if he would rap in a commercial like Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, Texans owner Bob McNair said: "I'm not a rapper."

Thank god.

@MarkBermanFox26: More Bob McNair: "I haven't started doing commercials yet. Business is good and I don't need the extra income."

Good to know.

@MarkBermanFox26: More Bob McNair: "I'll dance but I won't do rap."

Please don't...

chicagotexan2
08-29-2012, 11:53 AM
Your text is far better ;)

what you talking bout Willis?

Scooter
08-31-2012, 10:34 AM
winning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMPxdl5zrQk