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Allstar
04-27-2012, 08:48 PM
Adam Schefter (https://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter/status/196052514393686016) ‏ @AdamSchefter

Now that Houston has used a third-round pick on Ohio State WR DeVier Posey, the Texans will attempt to trade veteran WR Jacoby Jones.

jaayteetx
04-27-2012, 08:50 PM
I still want that Philly cheese steak from the eagles for him...

TdotTexas2Step
04-27-2012, 08:51 PM
Posey will go down as a legend here and forever become known as the player responsible of getting rid of Jacoby Jones lol.

Rey
04-27-2012, 08:53 PM
Good news...

brakos82
04-27-2012, 08:53 PM
And there was much rejoicing.

sakebomb
04-27-2012, 08:55 PM
Best draft pick in team history if this is true. LOL

sometexansfan
04-27-2012, 08:56 PM
Hooray!!!

ADTpaul
04-27-2012, 08:57 PM
Jones is a #3 reciever on other teams but definitely cant be our 1 or 2 here in Houston :includeme:

Fili
04-27-2012, 08:59 PM
ASDFNHASDFJAK;LSDFJ AS;DLKN ADS;LVKNASDKJF PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!:fans::fans::fans::fans::fans:

DX-TEX
04-27-2012, 09:00 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gif

TexansLucky13
04-27-2012, 09:03 PM
After last year I'm convinced he is already on the Ravens payroll

(see above)

sometexansfan
04-27-2012, 09:07 PM
After last year I'm convinced he is already on the Ravens payroll

(see above)

We'll finally realize our dream of being Jacoby free my friend.

Thorn
04-27-2012, 09:08 PM
i got nothing to say but good bye

PapaL
04-27-2012, 09:08 PM
Yay!

NitroGSXR
04-27-2012, 09:29 PM
Trade Jacoby? Lol. I can't say that I'm much of a believer in that ever happening.

rmartin65
04-27-2012, 09:31 PM
Get our 7th back!

Brando
04-27-2012, 09:33 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gif


That play took away the Texans momentum and gave it to the Ravens. I really feel that we would have beat the Ravens if not for that play.:roast:

XI CMURDER IX
04-27-2012, 09:39 PM
Get our 7th back!

If any team trades for him Rick Smith will be considered a genius, in my opinion.

alphajoker
04-27-2012, 09:40 PM
That play took away the Texans momentum and gave it to the Ravens. I really feel that we would have beat the Ravens if not for that play.:roast:

Lost by 7 pts. and that turnover led to 7 pts...yep, I felt the same way too.

Corrosion
04-27-2012, 09:41 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gif


:strangle:


Get our 7th back!

Man , I'd take a half eaten bag of chips .... just get that guy outa here.

Nawzer
04-27-2012, 09:42 PM
Who would be stupid enough to trade for Jacboy??? Oh wait, call the Jags they just drafted a punter in the 3rd round.

Brandon420tx
04-27-2012, 09:42 PM
I'll take Mr. Irrelevant

pissknocker
04-27-2012, 09:52 PM
Damn you DX TEX, why you gotta post that ish!

Heath Shuler
04-27-2012, 09:53 PM
some GM trade for Jones??? thats funny

Dutchrudder
04-27-2012, 10:17 PM
Trade him to the Browns for a 5th. With the way their draft has gone, I wouldn't be surprised to see them over pay for him. Maybe we could get Colt for him?

pec0sb0b
04-27-2012, 10:19 PM
BEWARE! There are still at least two receivers available in the draft named Jones. Can a team retire a player name...you know, sort of like prohibit the name from ever being used again? or spoken?

GlassHalfFull
04-27-2012, 10:21 PM
We are missing an obvious opportunity here.

What would you trade for Jacoby jones?

I'll start - used kleenex

XI CMURDER IX
04-27-2012, 10:22 PM
We are missing an obvious opportunity here.

What would you trade for Jacoby jones?

I'll start - used kleenex

I'm going with a bag of Idaho Gold potatoes!

Norg
04-27-2012, 10:24 PM
if rick can trade J jones then my gwad he could sell u a empty box !!!!!!!!!!!

aussie_texan
04-27-2012, 10:35 PM
John McClain ‏ @McClain_on_NFL Reply Retweet Favorite Open
I could see #Texans offering Jacoby Jones for Colt McCoy. Texans are looking for a third quarterback. They need a veteran.

PapaL
04-27-2012, 10:36 PM
John McClain ‏ @McClain_on_NFL Reply Retweet Favorite Open
I could see #Texans offering Jacoby Jones for Colt McCoy. Texans are looking for a third quarterback. They need a veteran.

Just. Do. It!

The Pencil Neck
04-27-2012, 10:41 PM
John McClain ‏ @McClain_on_NFL Reply Retweet Favorite Open
I could see #Texans offering Jacoby Jones for Colt McCoy. Texans are looking for a third quarterback. They need a veteran.

I'm not a Colt McCoy fan... but I wouldn't mind this.

XI CMURDER IX
04-27-2012, 10:43 PM
John McClain ‏ @McClain_on_NFL Reply Retweet Favorite Open
I could see #Texans offering Jacoby Jones for Colt McCoy. Texans are looking for a third quarterback. They need a veteran.

Trade for Colt McCoy then turn around and trade him for a 5th. Sounds a lot more enticing.

Allstar
04-27-2012, 10:45 PM
I'd literally trade Jacoby and a bag of chips for an empty bag of the same chips.

Fili
04-27-2012, 10:47 PM
I'll take Mr. Irrelevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDoXWDLwTO8

GP
04-27-2012, 10:50 PM
What is with all the Colt McCoy fantasies here?

Sheesh.

And has anybody stopped to confirm that Texans are indeed shopping him or is this Schefter speculating right now?

GP
04-27-2012, 10:51 PM
I'd literally trade Jacoby and a bag of chips for an empty bag of the same chips.

LOL. Best one of the night.

Brando
04-27-2012, 10:59 PM
We are missing an obvious opportunity here.

What would you trade for Jacoby jones?

I'll start - used kleenex

Stick em, oh wait, he needs it.:roast:

Playoffs
04-27-2012, 11:04 PM
John McClain ‏ @McClain_on_NFL Reply Retweet Favorite Open
I could see #Texans offering Jacoby Jones for Colt McCoy. Texans are looking for a third quarterback. They need a veteran.
You know McLame is about 20 beers into a suitcase by now, but this is the most lucid/relevant input he's had in weeks. http://www.tenerifeforum.org/tenerife-forum/images/smilies/tenerife-forum-drunk-smiley.gif

aussie_texan
04-27-2012, 11:25 PM
You know McLame is about 20 beers into a suitcase by now, but this is the most lucid/relevant input he's had in weeks. http://www.tenerifeforum.org/tenerife-forum/images/smilies/tenerife-forum-drunk-smiley.gif

lol. just thought i would post it.

I know its extremely doubtful and shouldn't be twittered by a "journalist"

valleytexfan
04-27-2012, 11:33 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gif

I feel sick watching this. :kubepalm:

aussie_texan
04-27-2012, 11:42 PM
I feel sick watching this. :kubepalm:

can't we delete that clip i (all of us) shouldn't have to re-live the moment over and over and over and over and over and over ....

Marcus
04-28-2012, 12:17 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gif

You need to be skinned and dropped into a pool of isopropyl alcohol for making me watch that over and over.

80tothezone
04-28-2012, 12:26 AM
Stick em, oh wait, he needs it.:roast:

I would take jacoby Jones + 10cents for a stale package of ramen noodles and a kick in the nuts.

sent from way too close to Dallas....

Allstar
04-28-2012, 12:31 AM
Everytime someone quotes that gif, a kitten dies.

TexanCR
04-28-2012, 12:35 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gif

I hate cats..

Texanmike02
04-28-2012, 01:31 AM
I hate cats..

3rd post and i already hate you. Congrats.

Mike

fiasco west
04-28-2012, 05:05 AM
Whoever thinks about trading for Jacoby, Rick needs to make sure to remember them and plan to make deals with them later.

Corrosion
04-28-2012, 05:20 AM
Everytime someone quotes that gif, a kitten dies.



That has to be one of the top five worst moments in Texans history. I dont care to relive it daily.

GuerillaBlack
04-28-2012, 05:38 AM
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http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gifhttp://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880927/jacoby.gif

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Like a bad dream you can't get out off.

ObsiWan
04-28-2012, 06:06 AM
fixed it for you.....
Like a bad dream you seem determined to relive.

Corrosion
04-28-2012, 06:13 AM
Like a bad dream you can't get out off.

I couldnt do it ya GB ..... damit. But If I had , you woulda deserved it 6 fold.



(But I will to the next person)

BTW your inbox is full.

TheEastwood
04-28-2012, 06:14 AM
I hate cats..

Lol. Rep

GuerillaBlack
04-28-2012, 06:18 AM
I couldnt do it ya GB ..... damit. But If I had , you woulda deserved it 6 fold.



(But I will to the next person)

BTW your inbox is full.

I can't help but laugh when i see it now. Jacoby is so dumb.

Inbox is clear.

El Tejano
04-28-2012, 07:24 AM
Trade for Colt. He's a young QB who will come in and do what his coach says. You only need a 3rd string/comp with Yates guy and that is what you will get without having to give up a pick for him, which Cleveland is not giving up a late round pick for a guy who already started 20 games. Also, Colt may do well in a West Coast offense. Lastly, if you need to resort to your 3rd QB again, you got a guy that started 20 games who will come in with one of the best if not the best running games in the NFL.

ckhouston
04-28-2012, 07:27 AM
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Like a bad dream you can't get out off.

Cant handle this, going to walk to the other side of the apartment complex and shoot a puppy in the face.

MightyTExan
04-28-2012, 07:31 AM
Must.......remove..........sick feeling.....................from..........jacoby gif........



http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880991/foster_medium.gif

http://www.sportsgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jj-watt-2.gif

IlliniJen
04-28-2012, 07:56 AM
Dear teams,

We will accept a half-used tube of Icy Hot in trade for Jacoby Jones.

Regards,

The Texans

TexansBull
04-28-2012, 08:15 AM
So remind me again why we are looking to trade jones but we didnt try to trade Winston?

Pantherstang84
04-28-2012, 08:23 AM
So remind me again why we are looking to trade jones but we didnt try to trade Winston?

Because some team may be stupid enough to trade for him. No one would have wanted Winston's salary.

AMartin56
04-28-2012, 08:38 AM
I'm not a huge Colt fan but would love to have him straight up for Jacoby. I just hope we don't go crazy and try to package Tate as well to get something going. If we do it probably means Schaub's foot is rotting off after all.

Bubbajwp
04-28-2012, 08:45 AM
The Browns have T Richardson now they dont need tate. They also have Hardesty still.

Joe Texan
04-28-2012, 08:56 AM
God dangit I just slapped my mom, not that I wanted to but that clip is brutal.

97roc
04-28-2012, 08:56 AM
Must.......remove..........sick feeling.....................from..........jacoby gif........



http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/880991/foster_medium.gif

http://www.sportsgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jj-watt-2.gif

Rep.

chicagotexan2
04-28-2012, 09:00 AM
I still want that Philly cheese steak from the eagles for him...

Man I'd take the turkey that Paulie three out the window in Rocky for this bumb. I never want to jones in a texans uniform again.

DocBar
04-28-2012, 09:04 AM
PROOF (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/27/texans-trying-to-trade-jacoby-jones/)....sorta

The Texans are just plain awful in these situations. If we trade Jones, it'll probably end up costing us a draft pick and cash considerations.

Thorn
04-28-2012, 09:07 AM
Some folks dogs play catch better than Jacoby. Trade him, drop him, don't care, just get rid of him.

Wolf
04-28-2012, 09:11 AM
I doubt we could even get a 7th from the Lingerie football league for him

disaacks3
04-28-2012, 09:21 AM
John McClain ‏ @McClain_on_NFL Reply Retweet Favorite Open
I could see #Texans offering Jacoby Jones for Colt McCoy. Texans are looking for a third quarterback. They need a veteran. Hell

Just. Do. It! and...

I'm not a Colt McCoy fan... but I wouldn't mind this. Yes!

What is with all the Colt McCoy fantasies here?

Sheesh.

And has anybody stopped to confirm that Texans are indeed shopping him or is this Schefter speculating right now? The guys on 610 were reporting it last night within 10 minutes of the pick (right after the on-air interview). Evidently, the Texans wanted their guy before the shopping began.

Corrosion
04-28-2012, 09:32 AM
The guys on 610 were reporting it last night within 10 minutes of the pick (right after the on-air interview). Evidently, the Texans wanted their guy before the shopping began.

How silly would the Browns look when their third tier QB 1st round pick flops and McCoy comes to Houston and shows he just needed some help.

Porky
04-28-2012, 09:51 AM
That clip would make a minnow slap a whale.

I'd trade Jacoby for a wad of Michael Moore's used toilet paper. :kubepalm:

Thorn
04-28-2012, 09:53 AM
I doubt we could even get a 7th from the Lingerie football league for him

Dude! That's not a vision I want in my head!

Errant Hothy
04-28-2012, 09:55 AM
Jacoby to Dallas for Jenkins is a deal I would do in a heartbeat, but I doubt Jerry J. would even consider it.

TimeKiller
04-28-2012, 10:07 AM
Hopefully some bozo GM will fall in love with JJ's speed but among the other suggestions in here, I would take half a cup of cold, day old coffee.

Just release him already. He shouldn't have even got a plane ride home from Baltimore. Hell, his knees were shaking so bad I'd have just sent him to the locker after that play.

DerekLee1
04-28-2012, 10:23 AM
Trade him for a 6th or 7th and pick up Keenum or that kicker from A&M. Keenum would fit this system better than Colt.

chicagotexan2
04-28-2012, 10:53 AM
I'd trade jacoby jones for star jones at this point.

Wolf
04-28-2012, 10:55 AM
Hopefully some bozo GM will fall in love with JJ's speed but among the other suggestions in here, I would take half a cup of cold, day old coffee.


maybe the ghost of Al Davis will be on the phone with Rick

ObsiWan
04-28-2012, 11:00 AM
Because some team may be stupid enough to trade for him. No one would have wanted Winston's salary.

....AND have to give up a draft pick.

completed it for you

ObsiWan
04-28-2012, 11:04 AM
I'd trade jacoby jones for star jones at this point.

Star Jones has the nasty attitude we like but her 40 time was really bad

steelbtexan
04-28-2012, 11:10 AM
After seeing that gif I just kicked my dog.

And I love my dog.

LOL

Corrosion
04-28-2012, 12:09 PM
Star Jones has the nasty attitude we like but her 40 time was really bad

Maybe Wade could teach her to play DT.


After seeing that gif I just kicked my dog.

And I love my dog.

LOL

That image is worthy of a big fat Neg rep.


Thats tops on my list .... worse than mentioning HWWNBM :roast:

drunkcookie
04-28-2012, 01:46 PM
Had a feeling they'd try to deal him, now they just need a dance partner

DocBar
04-28-2012, 02:10 PM
Dude! That's not a vision I want in my head!I would take a 7th round pick from the Lingerie League. Those are some hot chicks.
BTW, why would you autmatically get a mental picture of Jones in lingerie?
This was my 1st thought:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2011-09/64785321.JPG

Thorn
04-28-2012, 02:11 PM
I would take a 7th round pick from the Lingerie League. Those are some hot chicks.
BTW, why would you autmatically get a mental picture of Jones in lingerie?
This was my 1st thought:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2011-09/64785321.JPG

Dirty Old Men only have two speed, graze and stampede. :lol:

gg no re
04-28-2012, 08:05 PM
Trade him for a 6th or 7th and pick up Keenum or that kicker from A&M. Keenum would fit this system better than Colt.

crazy psychic ass mfer right here

False Start
04-28-2012, 08:07 PM
a mental picture of Jones in lingerie?


:hankpalm:

PapaL
04-28-2012, 08:37 PM
It's not a Colt fanboy thing, it's wanting to get rid of Jacoby. Honestly I'd take "a player to be named later".

thunderkyss
04-28-2012, 08:41 PM
Sep 9..... will I be the only one wearing a Jacoby Jersey at Reliant?

drs23
04-28-2012, 08:49 PM
Sep 9..... will I be the only one wearing a Jacoby Jersey at Reliant?

Ouch. It's kinda sounding that way TK. With Rick Smith's wording during his and Kubes' presser I'd be very surprised to see his name in the opening day program.

Hervoyel
04-28-2012, 08:52 PM
It's not a Colt fanboy thing, it's wanting to get rid of Jacoby. Honestly I'd take "a player to be named later".

A box of Cracker Jack's would do if you ask me. The team that takes JJ can keep the prize if they want, I'd still be making out like a bandit.

jaayteetx
04-28-2012, 09:18 PM
I don't see any takers out there personally.

Rey
04-28-2012, 10:26 PM
Rick Smith's response to this during the presser earlier today was pretty funny.

"Rick are you trying to trade Jacoby"

"Well, we always entertain offers"


No you don't Rick.


Jacoby is either going to wilt and officially die or he's going to blossom. I wish we'd just uproot him and relocate him.