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Dread-Head
03-01-2012, 11:01 AM
http://beta.local.yahoo.com/news-55-old-grandmother-wants-dallas-cowboys-cheerleader.html

Okay, while I will admit that she's pretty damn GILFy...when she says there's "No difference" between her and the 20 year olds who are trying to do this...she's delusional. I don't care how great a shape you're in, 20 somethings have better joints and ligaments than those of us over 40.

Vinny
03-01-2012, 12:11 PM
she would own her demographic segment

infantrycak
03-01-2012, 12:25 PM
Okay, while I will admit that she's pretty damn GILFy...when she says there's "No difference" between her and the 20 year olds who are trying to do this...she's delusional. I don't care how great a shape you're in, 20 somethings have better joints and ligaments than those of us over 40.

If she wants to try-out for cheerleader she should pick any of the 31 other teams. The Cowboys are by far the hardest (a) because they get easily 10 times the applicants and (b) especially for her as you mention they have the famous kickline which confounds even limber 18 year olds.

El Tejano
03-01-2012, 05:02 PM
But she will make headlines and Jerry will like that.

Double Barrel
03-01-2012, 06:27 PM
I hate to be brutally honest, but I do not think her face makes the cut...

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sharon-simmons4.jpg

She should definitely be commended for being in great shape, though!

2011 Ms. Fitness Competitor (http://www.msfitness.com/galleries/2011/Simmons.html)

False Start
03-02-2012, 11:23 AM
I hate to be brutally honest, but I do not think her face makes the cut...

http://www.tallarmeniantale.com/pics/Camel/joe%20camel.jpg

chicagotexan2
03-02-2012, 02:44 PM
I hate to be brutally honest, but I do not think her face makes the cut...

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sharon-simmons4.jpg

She should definitely be commended for being in great shape, though!

2011 Ms. Fitness Competitor (http://www.msfitness.com/galleries/2011/Simmons.html)

I hate to be brutally honest, but you're being way too kind. Are you sure this isn't Jeramiah Jones?

Hardcore Texan
03-03-2012, 05:42 PM
I hate to be brutally honest, but I do not think her face makes the cut...

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sharon-simmons4.jpg

She should definitely be commended for being in great shape, though!

2011 Ms. Fitness Competitor (http://www.msfitness.com/galleries/2011/Simmons.html)

Is it me or is John Elway getting kind of hot?

PapaL
03-03-2012, 09:35 PM
Random Info...Elbows don't lie. You can always tell a woman's age by them.

NitroGSXR
03-04-2012, 12:48 AM
If she wants to try-out for cheerleader she should pick any of the 31 other teams. The Cowboys are by far the hardest (a) because they get easily 10 times the applicants and (b) especially for her as you mention they have the famous kickline which confounds even limber 18 year olds.

I'd say the Cowboys would be her best bet. Emily Clark, a girl that went to TSD with us with was on the squad in 1992. And Christina Murphy was another who made the squad in either 2007 or 2008. Both of these women are Deaf. I know Deaf isn't 55 years old but the Cowboys are known to give long-shots a swing.

Side note: I don't mean to be always talking about Deaf stuff as it seems I have been lately.