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TexansBull
01-12-2012, 03:14 PM
http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/2012/01/teammates-give-j-j-watt-a-great-new-nickname/

The "Milk Man" because he always delivers.

Really? Its awful. It smells like baby puke. First he starts with "bulls on parade" now the "Milk Man?" Dude, just stop already. The milk man...smh

What do yall think?

Stemp
01-12-2012, 03:16 PM
http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/2012/01/teammates-give-j-j-watt-a-great-new-nickname/

The "Milk Man" because he always delivers.

Really? Its awful. It smells like baby puke. First he starts with "bulls on parade" now the "Milk Man?" Dude, just stop already. The milk man...smh

What do yall think?

And "cause he's white".
And he's from Wisconsin (a dairy state).
And apparently, Watt really likes it.

And I love milk.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100825/640/got_milk_advertisements_640_03.jpg

ChampionTexan
01-12-2012, 03:21 PM
I can't help but think back on Scottie Pippen's remark to Karl Malone regarding postal employees with some amount of dismay.

beast80
01-12-2012, 03:22 PM
Sounds like a ripoff of Karl "the Mailman" Malone.

TheCD
01-12-2012, 03:25 PM
I actually like it. Not every nickname needs to strike fear into the hearts of their opponents (a la "Porkchop").

As a QB I would find it normal for a guy to stare at me and say "The bull is coming!" That would almost be tuned out I would expect. But for a guy to stare at you and say "The milkman is about to deliver!" I think would be so funny the QB would have a hard time focussing.

Double Barrel
01-12-2012, 03:31 PM
How far back in history does he have to go with this one? Seriously, milk men are from my grandparent's generation, like 80 years ago!

Perki-Perk
01-12-2012, 03:35 PM
And "cause he's white".
And he's from Wisconsin (a dairy state).
And apparently, Watt really likes it.

And I love milk.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100825/640/got_milk_advertisements_640_03.jpg

I go through like 2 gallons a week, BY MYSELF! Love milk, it's great with almost everything. Used for cooking, great with cereal...and cookies, duh. PB&J and a nice cold glass of milk...yum yum!

Dread-Head
01-12-2012, 03:37 PM
I just say stick with his last name, but say it the way Dave Chappelle did in the :'il John sketch.

Watt?!

Errant Hothy
01-12-2012, 03:38 PM
Adam Clanton @adamclanton
FANTASTIC! I'll be showing it to him... RT @Northside_Mike: @adamclanton Here it is. http://pic.twitter.com/lfm2VSj6

Retweeted by Nick Scurfield

https://p.twimg.com/Ai-zQYpCMAEAFPH.jpg

Props to @Northside_Mike for the above image.

Thorn
01-12-2012, 03:57 PM
I go through like 2 gallons a week, BY MYSELF! Love milk, it's great with almost everything.

Have fun with those kidney stones. :lol:

ChampionTexan
01-12-2012, 04:04 PM
This just in - The Texans have demonstrated depth and a next man up attitude when it comes yet another critical area - coming up with bad nicknames:

NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Giving credit where it's due: #Texans DE Tim Bulman came up w/ #TheMilkMan nickname for @JJWatt (sorry, @ConnorBarwinn98)
4 minutes ago

Errant Hothy
01-12-2012, 04:04 PM
Nick Scurfield @NickScurfield
Giving credit where it's due: #Texans DE Tim Bulman came up w/ #TheMilkMan nickname for @JJWatt (sorry, @ConnorBarwinn98)

Thread in need of a title change it appears.

mussop
01-12-2012, 04:06 PM
I go through like 2 gallons a week, BY MYSELF! Love milk, it's great with almost everything. Used for cooking, great with cereal...and cookies, duh. PB&J and a nice cold glass of milk...yum yum!

I drink a gallon every other day.

TexanSam
01-12-2012, 04:10 PM
Am I the only one who likes it?

TexansFanatic
01-12-2012, 04:13 PM
I thought Watt delivered pizza.

:kitten:

Double Barrel
01-12-2012, 04:14 PM
I thought Watt delivered pizza.

:kitten:

I was thinking "pizza man", too! Just something more relevant to the times.

Texans34Life
01-12-2012, 04:17 PM
Why can't he be called Power Wattage and then have like electricity sound go through the stadium when he gets a sack, pass defended, or INT? That would be freaking awesome!

Dutchrudder
01-12-2012, 04:18 PM
Why can't he be called Power Wattage and then have like electricity sound go through the stadium when he gets a sack, pass defended, or INT? That would be freaking awesome!

How about we call him Chernobyl? He's got all the watts of power and is ready to explode!


:kitten:

Rey
01-12-2012, 04:21 PM
I liked Country Hulk.

Texans34Life
01-12-2012, 04:22 PM
How about we call him Chernobyl? He's got all the watts of power and is ready to explode!


:kitten:

Hell, we should name him Juggernaut!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31499/793234-juggernaut_04_super.jpg

Maybe a combo of flame and electricity!

Luv_ya_blue
01-12-2012, 04:24 PM
Have fun with those kidney stones. :lol:

Lived in the Uvalde area about 7-8 yrs ago and the water table has a LOT of calcium in it. Only time I've ever had kidney stone before that time or since.

PASSED 12 KIDNEY STONES IN THAT YEAR!!!

Not fun!!!

ChampionTexan
01-12-2012, 04:25 PM
I was thinking "pizza man", too! Just something more relevant to the times.

Apparently, pizza guys must not have the same stellar reputation for reliability and doing whatever it takes to get the job done that milk men do!

They do however work on Sunday.

Texan_Bill
01-12-2012, 04:28 PM
I thought Watt was a beer swilling redneck from Victoria?

http://www.jucoolimages.com/1/images/stone_cold_steve_austin/stone_cold_steve_austin_01.gif

WATT 3:16 SAYS I JUST SACKED YOUR ASS!

Errant Hothy
01-12-2012, 04:30 PM
I thought Watt delivered pizza.

:kitten:

To attractive young ladies accompanied by a funky bass groove?

Rey
01-12-2012, 04:37 PM
Apparently, pizza guys must not have the same stellar reputation for reliability and doing whatever it takes to get the job done that milk men do!

They do however work on Sunday.

And their busiest time of year is during the superbowl...

:thinking:

Dutchrudder
01-12-2012, 06:01 PM
Hell, we should name him Juggernaut!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31499/793234-juggernaut_04_super.jpg

Maybe a combo of flame and electricity!

How about The Juggerwatt?

CloakNNNdagger
01-12-2012, 06:01 PM
JJ MegaWatt

Electrocutioner

or send them to [I]The Electric Chair

mussop
01-12-2012, 07:01 PM
Killa Watt

Or

Mega Watt

The Minister of Power!

thunderkyss
01-12-2012, 07:08 PM
I liked Country Hulk.

Second

JJ MegaWatt



:thinking: I like that too...

ChampionTexan
01-12-2012, 07:14 PM
An opinion worth including in this thread.

via twitter;
JJWatt JJ Watt
MilkMan, MegaWatt, call me whatever you'd like, but nicknames don't mean anything on the field. It's all about the work you put in! #DBWH
1 hour ago

TheMatrix31
01-12-2012, 07:58 PM
I'll stick with 1.21 JJWATTS.

SheTexan
01-12-2012, 10:16 PM
http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/2012/01/teammates-give-j-j-watt-a-great-new-nickname/

The "Milk Man" because he always delivers.

Really? Its awful. It smells like baby puke. First he starts with "bulls on parade" now the "Milk Man?" Dude, just stop already. The milk man...smh

What do yall think?

Bulman didn't start the "Bulls on Parade" crap, Barwin did! I detest it, but, that's JMO! The "Milk Man" sounds just as st*pid! AGAIN, that's JMO!!

BullNation4Life
01-12-2012, 10:23 PM
JJ WATT - THE CORNFED MEATHEAD

Yep, yep, yep..Wut It do"

Hervoyel
01-12-2012, 10:23 PM
I hate nicknames.

TexansBull
01-12-2012, 10:31 PM
Bulman didn't start the "Bulls on Parade" crap, Barwin did! I detest it, but, that's JMO! The "Milk Man" sounds just as st*pid! AGAIN, that's JMO!!

I know Barwin did! The mods changed the thread title at post #26 or something. If you read my post in the black letters above my post you will see the original thread title.

chicagotexan2
01-12-2012, 10:58 PM
I'm going to Jj watt mister Miagi from now on cause he snatched Dalton's pass like mr Miagi did with the fly using chopsticks.

Wait that was Daniel-San who did that. Eff it I'm calling him mister Miagi.

powerfuldragon
01-12-2012, 11:01 PM
i'm gonna start calling him j j watt.

TimeKiller
01-12-2012, 11:10 PM
I think it would be hilarious if when he got a sack or made a play they would play just that one line from that ol' Sammy Hagar song over the loud speakers....


50,000 WATTS of power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and pushin over load!!!!!

TexansFanatic
01-13-2012, 01:15 AM
His mama called him Clay, I'm gonna call him Clay.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-dUhqAjd1S2E/TWjzyzv2LiI/AAAAAAAABvA/8PJBqctVrCw/barber-bow-tie-coming-to-america.png

ConroeKeith1982
01-13-2012, 09:47 AM
I think it would be hilarious if when he got a sack or made a play they would play just that one line from that ol' Sammy Hagar song over the loud speakers....


50,000 WATTS of power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and pushin over load!!!!!

That's the Ice Cream Man by Sammy. I say change his nickname and play that instead though.

RCPM
01-13-2012, 10:01 AM
i'm gonna start calling him j j watt.

Me too.

alphajoker
01-13-2012, 10:04 AM
Regardless of nickname, Watt has an opportunity at some nice endoresements with a pizza chain and of course, the "Got Milk?" advertisements with his background.

Chance_C
01-13-2012, 11:53 AM
On 790 this morning a caller suggested OlajuWATT because he's always blocking passes!

mussop
01-13-2012, 12:09 PM
On 790 this morning a caller suggested OlajuWATT because he's always blocking passes!

:vincepalm:

NitroGSXR
01-13-2012, 01:07 PM
The milkman? Will he be milking the bulls before the parade?

:facepalm:

Errant Hothy
01-13-2012, 01:16 PM
The milkman? Will he be milking the bulls before the parade?

:facepalm:

How does one "milk" a bull?

jjjezebel
01-13-2012, 01:17 PM
How does one "milk" a bull?

Um... OK no. Not gonna go there.

False Start
01-13-2012, 01:18 PM
How does one "milk" a bull?

Well lets just not go there, lol.

The nickname thing is getting a bit carried away. I realize its all in good fun, but at least come up with something cool.

chicagotexan2
01-13-2012, 01:19 PM
How does one "milk" a bull?

ask and you shall receive my son

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM

TexansBull
01-13-2012, 01:21 PM
The milkman? Will he be milking the bulls before the parade?

:facepalm:


:spit:
That's funny!

I heard you can milk a cat, I don't know if you can milk a bull. Has anyone ever tried milking a bull?

Errant Hothy
01-13-2012, 01:21 PM
ask and you shall receive my son

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM

Yeah, the same scene entered my head when I read the inital post as well.

Thorn
01-13-2012, 01:23 PM
There's no frigging way I'm clicking on that link.

NitroGSXR
01-13-2012, 01:27 PM
Um... OK no. Not gonna go there.

There was this kid back in high school. He was the star RB on our team. Ill never forget him... he would always tug at it before the game. Never missed it. It became a running joke until one day... he didn't have time to tug before the game for some reason. We were down and getting beat pretty bad by halftime. I remember him telling the coach, I gotta go poop. He came back and rushed for over 200 yards and we won the game. We never made fun of him again.

jjjezebel
01-13-2012, 01:28 PM
There was this kid back in high school. He was the star RB on our team. Ill never forget him... he would always tug at it before the game. Never missed it. It became a running joke until one day... he didn't have time to tug before the game for some reason. We were down and getting beat pretty bad by halftime. I remember him telling the coach, I gotta go poop. He came back and rushed for over 200 yards and we won the game. We never made fun of him again.

:spit: You owe me a new laptop.

chicagotexan2
01-13-2012, 01:31 PM
There's no frigging way I'm clicking on that link.

Cmon gramps it's no different than when you were a kid and you milked your brachiosarous.

Thorn
01-13-2012, 01:38 PM
Cmon gramps it's no different than when you were a kid and you milked your brachiosarous.

:spit:

My dad used to artifically inseminate his cows. He was breeding "beefalos" or however you spell it. It a cross between a buffalo and a cow. Good animals, they had the digestive system of a buffalo which means they could get by without the expensive cow feed and just eat pretty much grass, and the meat was leaner. They looked just like regular cows though.

In any case, he bought his "sperm" frozen. It was the act of getting that sperm into the cows that was, well, not to my liking. Let's just say the plastic gloves went all the way up to his armpits. LOL

And I'm not talking to you about my dinosaur.

chicagotexan2
01-13-2012, 02:12 PM
:spit:

My dad used to artifically inseminate his cows. He was breeding "beefalos" or however you spell it. It a cross between a buffalo and a cow. Good animals, they had the digestive system of a buffalo which means they could get by without the expensive cow feed and just eat pretty much grass, and the meat was leaner. They looked just like regular cows though.

In any case, he bought his "sperm" frozen. It was the act of getting that sperm into the cows that was, well, not to my liking. Let's just say the plastic gloves went all the way up to his armpits. LOL

And I'm not talking to you about my dinosaur.

This explains alot. Just kidding. Wow. That childhood is a hell of alot more memorable than mine.