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Seņor Stan
12-23-2011, 09:26 AM
with all the Name the Defense threads, the O is felling left out.

I submit to you... Kubiak's "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!" Offense

either that or the Frightened Turtle offense.

Kaiser Toro
12-23-2011, 09:29 AM
the Arrested Development Offense

Corrosion
12-23-2011, 09:30 AM
I dont have a name for it .... but I have an analogy of it .....

Its like a Ferrari missing a driveshaft ..... and a couple wheels.



It aint going anywhere.

amazing80
12-23-2011, 09:33 AM
I dont have a name for it .... but I have an analogy of it .....

Its like a Ferrari missing a driveshaft ..... and a couple wheels.



It aint going anywhere.

Well we got ten days to get it in the shop and piece it back together....lets see what happens

FR0497
12-23-2011, 11:20 AM
Bull Sh*t

PhilpW
12-23-2011, 11:21 AM
Asleep at the Wheel

Hervoyel
12-23-2011, 11:28 AM
I don't know what nickname to give it but I know this. If it was a Rocky movie it would be Rocky V because that was the one without a fight in it.





....and yes, I know there was a street fight at the end but you know what I mean.

Kimmy
12-23-2011, 12:58 PM
Suckapatomous

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SeminoleTexan
12-23-2011, 02:32 PM
the run and shoot....ourselves in the foot

RagingBull
12-23-2011, 02:55 PM
The Yatest Show on Turf.

2BCF
12-26-2011, 01:44 AM
The ricochet offense.

Ryan
12-26-2011, 01:56 AM
The fumbling hamstrings.

EVOLVIST
12-26-2011, 03:33 AM
Better Yates Than Never :fingergun:

SheTexan
12-26-2011, 06:48 AM
Slackers!!!

Malloy
12-26-2011, 07:30 AM
'The wet towel'

or

'Wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead'

HJam72
12-26-2011, 08:27 AM
The "We Were Awesome 'till our Defense Got Awesome" Offense.

Playoffs
12-26-2011, 11:22 AM
The "We Were Awesome 'till our Defense Got Awesome" Offense.Awesomer?


Third String's A Charm Offense?

We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens14858801module129689311photo_1288351921b leeding-on-arthur.jpeg

badboy
12-26-2011, 11:25 AM
The "what offense" offense. Need some motor guys on this side of ball.

texanhead08
12-26-2011, 12:11 PM
suck without schaub offense

KA4Texan
12-26-2011, 02:59 PM
Awesomer?


Third String's A Charm Offense?

We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens14858801module129689311photo_1288351921b leeding-on-arthur.jpeg

Damn, MSR, but it's the thought that counts right?

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

EllisUnit
12-26-2011, 03:06 PM
this took a lot of thought and effort so please consider this as a legit name


3 and out

or

3 and FG
i cant decide which one is better any help

chicagotexan2
12-27-2011, 08:37 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2642/3779370199_fd34958434.jpg

I call it the

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2011/01/10/chuck-norris-2.jpeg

AND
http://www.dimensionsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rubber-Duck.jpg

ObsiWan
12-27-2011, 08:50 AM
Awesomer?


Third String's A Charm Offense?

We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens14858801module129689311photo_1288351921b leeding-on-arthur.jpeg

Damn, a Python reference. And quite appropriate!
must spread rep.

Yankee_In_TX
12-27-2011, 10:33 AM
The fumbling hamstrings.

I think this is my fav so far.

Texan_Bill
12-27-2011, 10:37 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2642/3779370199_fd34958434.jpg

I call it the

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2011/01/10/chuck-norris-2.jpeg

AND
http://www.dimensionsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rubber-Duck.jpg

"Chuck, duck and suck" offense.

burro
12-27-2011, 11:04 AM
Gary Kubiak and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?

chicagotexan2
12-27-2011, 02:50 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/KennyPowers.jpg

5TH Round and Down

TexansFanatic
12-27-2011, 03:40 PM
I submit to you... Kubiak's "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!" Offense



:spit:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2GOp00WR4XM/TU20vfqaDkI/AAAAAAAABn0/UG6p1y-Ffls/s1600/george_costanza_seinfeld_shrinkage_in_the_pool.jpg