View Full Version : Name the Offense
Seņor Stan
12-23-2011, 09:26 AM
with all the Name the Defense threads, the O is felling left out.
I submit to you... Kubiak's "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!" Offense
either that or the Frightened Turtle offense.
Kaiser Toro
12-23-2011, 09:29 AM
the Arrested Development Offense
Corrosion
12-23-2011, 09:30 AM
I dont have a name for it .... but I have an analogy of it .....
Its like a Ferrari missing a driveshaft ..... and a couple wheels.
It aint going anywhere.
amazing80
12-23-2011, 09:33 AM
I dont have a name for it .... but I have an analogy of it .....
Its like a Ferrari missing a driveshaft ..... and a couple wheels.
It aint going anywhere.
Well we got ten days to get it in the shop and piece it back together....lets see what happens
FR0497
12-23-2011, 11:20 AM
Bull Sh*t
PhilpW
12-23-2011, 11:21 AM
Asleep at the Wheel
Hervoyel
12-23-2011, 11:28 AM
I don't know what nickname to give it but I know this. If it was a Rocky movie it would be Rocky V because that was the one without a fight in it.
....and yes, I know there was a street fight at the end but you know what I mean.
Kimmy
12-23-2011, 12:58 PM
Suckapatomous
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SeminoleTexan
12-23-2011, 02:32 PM
the run and shoot....ourselves in the foot
RagingBull
12-23-2011, 02:55 PM
The Yatest Show on Turf.
EVOLVIST
12-26-2011, 03:33 AM
Better Yates Than Never :fingergun:
SheTexan
12-26-2011, 06:48 AM
Slackers!!!
Malloy
12-26-2011, 07:30 AM
'The wet towel'
or
'Wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead'
HJam72
12-26-2011, 08:27 AM
The "We Were Awesome 'till our Defense Got Awesome" Offense.
Playoffs
12-26-2011, 11:22 AM
The "We Were Awesome 'till our Defense Got Awesome" Offense.Awesomer?
Third String's A Charm Offense?
We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens14858801module129689311photo_1288351921b leeding-on-arthur.jpeg
badboy
12-26-2011, 11:25 AM
The "what offense" offense. Need some motor guys on this side of ball.
texanhead08
12-26-2011, 12:11 PM
suck without schaub offense
KA4Texan
12-26-2011, 02:59 PM
Awesomer?
Third String's A Charm Offense?
We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens14858801module129689311photo_1288351921b leeding-on-arthur.jpeg
Damn, MSR, but it's the thought that counts right?
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
EllisUnit
12-26-2011, 03:06 PM
this took a lot of thought and effort so please consider this as a legit name
3 and out
or
3 and FG
i cant decide which one is better any help
chicagotexan2
12-27-2011, 08:37 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2642/3779370199_fd34958434.jpg
I call it the
http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2011/01/10/chuck-norris-2.jpeg
AND
http://www.dimensionsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rubber-Duck.jpg
ObsiWan
12-27-2011, 08:50 AM
Awesomer?
Third String's A Charm Offense?
We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens14858801module129689311photo_1288351921b leeding-on-arthur.jpeg
Damn, a Python reference. And quite appropriate!
must spread rep.
Yankee_In_TX
12-27-2011, 10:33 AM
The fumbling hamstrings.
I think this is my fav so far.
Texan_Bill
12-27-2011, 10:37 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2642/3779370199_fd34958434.jpg
I call it the
http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2011/01/10/chuck-norris-2.jpeg
AND
http://www.dimensionsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rubber-Duck.jpg
"Chuck, duck and suck" offense.
burro
12-27-2011, 11:04 AM
Gary Kubiak and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?
chicagotexan2
12-27-2011, 02:50 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/KennyPowers.jpg
5TH Round and Down
TexansFanatic
12-27-2011, 03:40 PM
I submit to you... Kubiak's "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!" Offense
:spit:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2GOp00WR4XM/TU20vfqaDkI/AAAAAAAABn0/UG6p1y-Ffls/s1600/george_costanza_seinfeld_shrinkage_in_the_pool.jpg
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