My Take on Texans' Current Situation

[bergbeast22]

(Hi, I'm bergbeast22, Die-Hard Texans fan since Day 1, 2002. This is my first thread.)

Here's our chances of #1, #2, #3, and #4 seed in the AFC.

How we can get the #1 seed: Not possible

How we can get the #2 seed: Texans win next week + Ravens lose out + Steelers lose 1 game

How we can get the #3 seed: Broncos loss or Texans win next week

How we can get the #4 seed: Texans lose next week + Broncos win out

Here's what I think we NEED to do to succeed:

-FIRE KUBIAK!!! (we should've done that in '09)
-Jake Delhomme! Jake Delhomme!
-Just make Andre's legs out of metal so he doesn't get hurt all the time
-We can't win without Wade
-Get fair refs to officiate our games
-Tell JJ Watt to chill out with the leg tackles
-CUT KAREEM JACKSON ASAP!!! HE'S A BUST!!! HE'S PLAYED 30 NFL GAMES AND HE STILL SUCKS!!!

I hate being a Texans fan.

:toropalm:

[TheDream34]

Can we please stop this bench TJ Yates movement. What do you expect from a rookie 5th round draft pick? And seriously, Jake delhomme? In the guy's last playoff game, he was picked off 5 times!!! I suggest we tell our so called "number 1 defense" to step it up and try to help you rookie qb.