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gtexan02
12-12-2011, 04:05 PM
NFL - Wade Phillips Reaches Playoffs

Wade Phillips (HOU defensive coordinator) has reached the playoffs in his first season in each of the last 8 times he's taken over as either a team's head coach or defensive coordinator
http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/hou/houston-texans

Ole Miss Texan
12-12-2011, 04:56 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/hou/houston-texans

That is amazing. I remember when it was announced thinking "he can get our defense to middle of the pack or slightly above, and we should make the playoffs." I had no idea he'd turn it around like this. We're pretty much at the top of every major statistical category - un. be. lievable.

Goatcheese
12-12-2011, 05:02 PM
http://www.thefastertimes.com/sportschat/files/2011/06/jesus2.jpg

Kubiak Book II
Chapter 6
1: And Lo did Kubiak bring forth the Wade of great defense
2: and the fans beheld and it was good.
3: and offenses did quaketh in their pads and QBs did shat apon themselves.
4: And Wade did say unto them, Woe to all who stand against the 3-4 under
5: and the Texans were playoff bound and it was good
6: and they didst produce a #1 defense
7: and this was also good
8: and I just wanted to have another verse starting with and

Mr. Texan
12-12-2011, 05:11 PM
thank you based wade

utahmark
12-12-2011, 05:13 PM
We fire bum = curse.

Hire Wade = anti-curse

Now were finally going to kick that door down!!!

TexansFanatic
12-12-2011, 05:14 PM
http://www.thefastertimes.com/sportschat/files/2011/06/jesus2.jpg

Kubiak Book II
Chapter 6
1: And Lo did Kubiak bring forth the Wade of great defense
2: and the fans beheld and it was good.
3: and offenses did quaketh in their pads and QBs did shat apon themselves.
4: And Wade did say unto them, Woe to all who stand against the 3-4 under
5: and the Texans were playoff bound and it was good
6: and they didst produce a #1 defense
7: and this was also good
8: and I just wanted to have another verse starting with and

Oh, man. Can't stop laughing. Well done, sir.

EDIT: Tried to rep you, but must spread rep...

michaelm
12-12-2011, 05:36 PM
Oh, man. Can't stop laughing. Well done, sir.

EDIT: Tried to rep you, but must spread rep...

Got him.

drs23
12-12-2011, 05:36 PM
Oh, man. Can't stop laughing. Well done, sir.

EDIT: Tried to rep you, but must spread rep...

Got 'im for both of us. Was LMFAO! That was damned original and funny!

speedfreek
12-12-2011, 05:47 PM
I hope he is content to stay in his hometown and be a defensive coordinator instead of jumping at one of the new head coaching positions that opened up..

TJ

welsh texan
12-12-2011, 05:54 PM
I hope he is content to stay in his hometown and be a defensive coordinator instead of jumping at one of the new head coaching positions that opened up..

TJ

If you're Wade Phillips I think you fancy your chances of ending up with a ring in the very near future by staying here in Houston.

That said, look at the Cowboys this season, that has to up his HC chances. Turns out, it wasn't Wade's fault after all.

DX-TEX
12-12-2011, 05:55 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u_7qfYaOyzg/TNliHGDAXzI/AAAAAAAABPw/xn-ipJbAbaY/s1600/image_6361898.jpg

And he produced this as well as our D!

VTexan
12-12-2011, 06:39 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u_7qfYaOyzg/TNliHGDAXzI/AAAAAAAABPw/xn-ipJbAbaY/s1600/image_6361898.jpg

And he produced this as well as our D!

http://i.imgur.com/wBANK.jpg

Ryan
12-12-2011, 06:42 PM
Not to rain on anyone's parade or anything, but do you think he'd actually entertain HC jobs after this season is over with?

Goatcheese
12-12-2011, 06:50 PM
Not to rain on anyone's parade or anything, but do you think he'd actually entertain HC jobs after this season is over with?

Lizard Neck was saying he wants another shot at a HC job. Take Lizard Neck's word for what it's worth.

TEXANRED
12-12-2011, 06:50 PM
"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence." - Wade Phillips

Goatcheese
12-12-2011, 06:54 PM
"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence." - Wade Phillips

Must have been drinking some Battle Red Kool-Aid before bed.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/kool1.jpg

Norg
12-12-2011, 06:56 PM
I hope your right if wade does break it tho we must blow up the astrodome next

GuerillaBlack
12-12-2011, 07:27 PM
Lizard Neck was saying he wants another shot at a HC job. Take Lizard Neck's word for what it's worth.

If you're talking about the McClain tweet, it looked like he was just speculating. Nothing that Wade actually said.

Buffi2
12-12-2011, 07:46 PM
Wade's father will kill him if he leaves next year.

Lurvinator11
12-12-2011, 07:51 PM
Don't we have him for like 3 years anyway? If teams want to talk to wade, we can't let them. I think McNair will do everything he can to keep wade. On the flip side, I don't really think wade will leave either. I seriously think he will retire as a texan. I think that was kinda his idea with dallas, to retire in his home state but now since he is in his hometown, I feel he will stay here. Plus like someone said, his father would be super dissapointed if wade leaves houston.

drs23
12-12-2011, 08:56 PM
Don't we have him for like 3 years anyway? If teams want to talk to wade, we can't let them. I think McNair will do everything he can to keep wade. On the flip side, I don't really think wade will leave either. I seriously think he will retire as a texan. I think that was kinda his idea with dallas, to retire in his home state but now since he is in his hometown, I feel he will stay here. Plus like someone said, his father would be super dissapointed if wade leaves houston.

I agree 100% and will be inducted into the Texans coach's HOF. Bank it.

Hervoyel
12-13-2011, 11:53 AM
http://www.thefastertimes.com/sportschat/files/2011/06/jesus2.jpg

Kubiak Book II
Chapter 6
1: And Lo did Kubiak bring forth the Wade of great defense
2: and the fans beheld and it was good.
3: and offenses did quaketh in their pads and QBs did shat apon themselves.
4: And Wade did say unto them, Woe to all who stand against the 3-4 under
5: and the Texans were playoff bound and it was good
6: and they didst produce a #1 defense
7: and this was also good
8: and I just wanted to have another verse starting with and


Nicely done sir. I'm getting a bit of "Randy from South Park" mixed with a "Monty Python & The Holy Grail" vibe from this. MSR