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thunderkyss
12-10-2011, 06:41 AM
Remember Jeff Foxworthy? "You might be a redneck."

I was thinking it would be funny if we had a thread that would help us Texans fans recognize a good season (since we've never seen one before), Jeff Foxworthy style.

I'll kick it off.

If it's six days after your last game & there are no threads dedicated to that guy who committed three false starts in that game (one on 4th & 1 after a time out)....

You might be having a good season.


Your turn

Grams
12-10-2011, 06:45 AM
If it's six days after your last game & there are no threads dedicated to that guy who committed three false starts in that game (one on 4th & 1 after a time out)....

You might be having a good season.


There are not 10 threads (or even 1) on page 1 about firing the Coach or any member of the coaching staff.

You might be having a good sesaon.

Thorn
12-10-2011, 08:09 AM
When even the most pessimistic amoung us are are in good spirits, you might be having a good season.

thunderkyss
12-10-2011, 08:41 AM
If you think you still have a chance to get to the Super Bowl, with a 3rd string QB (5th round pick, 1st Tarheel to start at QB in the NFL), without your best receiver, without arguably your best defensive player....


You might be having a good season.

SeminoleTexan
12-10-2011, 09:35 AM
When you have to do a double look at the television while watching ESPN because they actually mentioned your team for once.....you might be having a good season

GuerillaBlack
12-10-2011, 09:43 AM
When you look at playoff standings when they flash up on ESPN or NFL Network, and you see the Texans are one of the "elite" teams in their conference, clearly separating themselves from the pack of mediocre teams. You see four other teams tied at 7-5 and the others with 7 or more losses. We use to be one of the teams with 7 or more losses at this time...

ObsiWan
12-10-2011, 09:44 AM
When you have to do a double look at the television while watching ESPN because they actually mentioned your team for once.....you might be having a good season

When your fantasy football team sucks because I have ...err YOU... have Matt Schaub, Kevin Walter, Owen Daniels, and J.Jones but we're not throwing the ball enough to get me ...errr YOU... 10-15 points a game... and YOU DON'T CARE!!

You might be having a good season....

TexanSam
12-10-2011, 09:45 AM
When the NFL draft isn't the most exciting thing to look forward to. You might be having a good season.

GuerillaBlack
12-10-2011, 09:47 AM
When everyone outside of the Houston market in Texas is crying and mad because the Texans aren't being shown on TV. And it's December...

michaelm
12-10-2011, 09:48 AM
When the coach of the Cincinnati Bengals describes the upcoming game against your team as "maybe the biggest I've had in the NFL"

You might be having a good season

Runner
12-10-2011, 09:54 AM
You might be having a good season if you aren't dizzy from trying to spin a bad/mediocre season into a good season.

Kaiser Toro
12-10-2011, 09:59 AM
You might be having a good season if you are a 7/1 favorite to win the Super Bowl

Wolf
12-10-2011, 10:04 AM
if you haven't had a thread about suing McNair for the product on the field.:peek:

Lucky
12-10-2011, 10:08 AM
If your owner hasn't needed to inform the fans that his team is "On the right track".

ObsiWan
12-10-2011, 10:51 AM
You might be having a good season if you are a 7/1 favorite to win the Super Bowl

Wait... WHAT??
where did you see that?!

sorry, I was distracted...

you might be having a good season when Cowboy fans dare not give us crap about our team since our record is better than theirs and they're just a Romo-meltdown (or another Jason Garrett brainfart) away from losing their slim division lead and missing the playoffs altogether.

TexansBull
12-10-2011, 11:23 AM
You might be having a good season when Cowboy fans are jumping on your bandwagon.

Grams
12-10-2011, 11:38 AM
When your fantasy football team sucks because I have ...err YOU... have Matt Schaub, Kevin Walter, Owen Daniels, and J.Jones but we're not throwing the ball enough to get me ...errr YOU... 10-15 points a game... and YOU DON'T CARE!!

You might be having a good season....

Or you have Matt Ryan and hoped he got negative points last week.

thunderkyss
12-10-2011, 11:48 AM
If you are behind the Steelers by 2.1 yards/game for the #1 defense in the NFL (& you are #1 in scoring defense) after 12 weeks......


You might be having a good season.

HJam72
12-10-2011, 11:57 AM
You ARE having a good season if you are #1 on this page:

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teameff

....and high on this one:

http://beatgraphs.com/graphs.php?league=NFL&method=S&season=2011&weekid=14

JGarza #70
12-10-2011, 12:03 PM
You might be having a good season when:

Monday morning you wake up hoping sunday to come fast... To watch the Texans play again...

DBCooper
12-10-2011, 12:07 PM
When you're still talking about football in December, you might be having a good season.

mirage
12-10-2011, 12:13 PM
If you think you still have a chance to get to the Super Bowl, with a 3rd string QB (5th round pick, 1st Tarheel to start at QB in the NFL), without your best receiver, without arguably your best defensive player....


You might be having a good season.


When someone can come into this thread to post all of these things in one post, and people still have things to brag about in subsequent posts...

you might be having a good season :whip:

PapaL
12-10-2011, 12:15 PM
You might be having a good season....

When TheRealJoker is stocking up on "protection".

EVOLVIST
12-10-2011, 12:42 PM
When your wife comes back from the gynecologist, pissed, because the gyno installed a TV in the exam room, running loops of the Texans’ games, while the whole office staff, including the doctor, is watching the games during the exam…?

You might be having a good season.

Wolf
12-10-2011, 12:49 PM
It is December and there is a very good possibility that your vow of celibacy could be over in the next few weeks and as early as tomorrow if things go as planned


http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42340



and that would movie it up to a VERY good season (great season would be adding a trophy to reliant)
yeah I remember 4 year old threads for some reason

Line_Producer
12-10-2011, 12:55 PM
Power to the RealJoker! Where is that optimistic spaz? We all remember that thread. Hell, I might introduce him to my really trampy cousin.

If you put an order in for a 3rd string qb jersey for the playoffs... You might be having a good season.

jaayteetx
12-10-2011, 12:59 PM
If the highlight of the season isn't pro bowl selections.

ObsiWan
12-10-2011, 01:01 PM
When your wife comes back from the gynecologist, pissed, because the gyno installed a TV in the exam room, running loops of the Texans’ games, while the whole office staff, including the doctor, is watching the games during the exam…?

You might be having a good season.

and it might be time to consider looking for a new doctor
:D

EllisUnit
12-10-2011, 01:51 PM
When Dex signature dont say 5-7 :whip:

False Start
12-10-2011, 01:54 PM
When soap avatars are near extinction, you might be having a good season. :texflag:

DexmanC
12-10-2011, 01:54 PM
When Dex signature dont say 5-7 :whip:

Amen to that.

DexmanC
12-10-2011, 01:55 PM
When I my signature is not a lightning rod to question my fanhood
to The Houston Texans

thunderkyss
12-10-2011, 02:08 PM
If the highlight of the season isn't pro bowl selections.

You might be having a good season.


come on guys, finish it right. :kitten:

Kaiser Toro
12-10-2011, 04:12 PM
Wait... WHAT??
where did you see that?!

At the Venetian, in Vegas, last night.

TexansBull
12-10-2011, 04:48 PM
You know you might be having a good season when the only people you want to fire are the groundskeeper and the people who schedule college/highschool games a day before the Texans play.

Fred
12-10-2011, 04:58 PM
... if you can't remember the last time your coach said "It's on me."

Texas T
12-10-2011, 05:05 PM
When you go shopping at Best Buy in Eagles Country and one of the workers comments on you being a Texans fan (proudly wearing gear), and instead of laughing want's to know how many points different players will be getting for fantasy football. And then tells you good luck. (I was really, really confused and almost just walked out of the store without purchasing my stuff because of it...)

You might be having a good season.

DocBar
12-10-2011, 07:16 PM
If you finally know how playoff tickets are purchased...You might be having a good season.

On a side note, I'm working about 3 hrs. SW of Indy right now and everyone I've met has been pretty supportive of the Texans. Can't wait for Indy game on Thurs. nite. I'll be there in sect. 113 on the Texans side of the field!!!!

TexanBacker93
12-10-2011, 08:37 PM
If you're playing in a game in early December and you can clinch a division title...


You might be having a good season.

Wolf
12-10-2011, 08:42 PM
I heard :spy:


Treasures is holding a promotion of "if you bring Texan Bill in on Sundays, you also get in free. and with 2 for 1 lap dances" :texanbill:

:joker:

badboy
12-10-2011, 08:50 PM
If Jeff Foxworthy declines to sue you for trademark infringement; you might be having a good season.

76Texan
12-10-2011, 09:26 PM
You might be having a good season if your name is Gary Kubiak :hides:

brakos82
12-10-2011, 09:44 PM
If Thorn hasn't been telling everybody to kiss his ass.... you might just need to get Thorn drunk because you might be having a good season. LOL

thunderkyss
12-10-2011, 11:10 PM
If, after 12 weeks, you realize you have a top 5 offense (points) even though you've played eight games against top 10 defenses (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1850445&postcount=45) (points)....

You might be having a damn good season.

.

SheTexan
12-11-2011, 07:10 AM
When you can log on to TexansTalk and can SMILE!!

That's what I'm doing this morning. Very little negative talk, fans showing support of our team REGARDLESS of adversity, reading positive posts, and knowing I'm sharing this ride with some of the BEST diehards on the face of the earth!! THAT my friends, is having a GOOD season!!!!:fans:

76Texan
12-11-2011, 07:19 AM
When you can log on to TexansTalk and can SMILE!!

That's what I'm doing this morning. Very little negative talk, fans showing support of our team REGARDLESS of adversity, reading positive posts, and knowing I'm sharing this ride with some of the BEST diehards on the face of the earth!! THAT my friends, is having a GOOD season!!!!:fans:

:goodpost:

You're dang right, Gma!

And I hope this continues! :texanbill:

thunderkyss
12-11-2011, 03:22 PM
If you clinch your division on the road against a play-off contender in week 13....



You might be having a good season.


http://flapjacksociety.com/assets_c/2009/10/Nature+Boy+Ric+Flair-thumb-400x433-1517.jpg


Wooooo!!

thunderkyss
12-16-2011, 07:59 PM
If your 3rd string QB wins rookie of the week for week 13,

You might be having a good season.

Fred
12-16-2011, 09:55 PM
If you are the ONLY team in your conference to have clinched a playoff spot...
you might be having a good season.

htowntexans1985
12-16-2011, 11:16 PM
If you have a division championship banner on your teams message board. You might be having a good season.

ObsiWan
12-19-2011, 11:15 AM
You lose - at home - to a team with a losing record and you're still trying to figure ways you can end up with the #1 seed.

thunderkyss
12-19-2011, 11:38 AM
You lose - at home - to a team with a losing record and you're still trying to figure ways you can end up with the #1 seed.

You might be having a good season.

thunderkyss
01-13-2012, 08:22 PM
When fans of the top teams (Steelers, Colts, Ravens) think you're arrogant.....

You might be having a good season.

JamesBill
01-13-2012, 08:27 PM
your qb is a 5th rd rookie, you pro bowl DE is on IR, star TE has a broken hand, all pro WR has two bum hammys..............and no one is talking about next year


good season

santo
01-13-2012, 08:35 PM
When the #1 DC changes his mind about interviewing for a head coach position. You might be having a good season.

Grams
01-14-2012, 06:53 AM
You make it to the playoffs for the first time in team history and win!

You might be having a good season.

texanfreak
01-14-2012, 07:26 AM
If Cowboy fans are becoming Texan fans, you just might be having a good season.LOL