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SteveSlaton20
11-28-2011, 02:03 PM
The Texans are going with a new offense!

http://i40.tinypic.com/108aiif.png

The Wishbone! Only a few changes, Andre Johnson to QB, Derrick Ward, James Casey, and Lawrence Vickers for the middle spot, and Foster and Tate can switch spots. Same offense line. Same TE's.




Or we could just go with Sage Rosenfels.

welsh texan
11-28-2011, 02:05 PM
Fair play, you've had a shocker there mate. :foottap:

badboy
11-28-2011, 02:16 PM
I think you have a wishbone caught in your throat blocking oxygen to brain.

SteveSlaton20
11-28-2011, 02:25 PM
I think you have a wishbone caught in your throat blocking oxygen to brain.

someone needs a chill pill.

badboy
11-28-2011, 02:31 PM
SS20, you were not serious about taking your Hall of Fame WR out of the equation & put him at QB? The CBs and safeties would play up on the tightends because they cannot go deep.

AnthonyE
11-28-2011, 02:35 PM
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TimeKiller
11-28-2011, 02:50 PM
SS20, you were not serious about taking your Hall of Fame WR out of the equation & put him at QB? The CBs and safeties would play up on the tightends because they cannot go deep.

Why not? Apparently there's no playcall to get him the ball anyway.....

:stirpot:

Playoffs
11-28-2011, 03:03 PM
Take all day to make that drawing??? :lol:

badboy
11-28-2011, 03:06 PM
Why not? Apparently there's no playcall to get him the ball anyway.....

:stirpot:It was well established that this would be a rushing rather than a passing game. AJ's first game back I didn't expect much from him. I do understand your frustration.

Allstar
11-28-2011, 03:22 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q-UGS8uIOOI/S24cW1YVSzI/AAAAAAAAApg/0BbqH6Rma80/s400/not_funny.jpg

Dutchrudder
11-28-2011, 03:54 PM
This thread:
http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr14/themishkin/GIFs/Dog-fails-pool-volleyball.gif

JDizzle
11-28-2011, 04:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ueNJM.gif

KA4Texan
11-28-2011, 04:12 PM
This thread:
http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr14/themishkin/GIFs/Dog-fails-pool-volleyball.gif

LMAO and that is why you get a dog bigger than a volley ball.

GP
11-28-2011, 04:38 PM
SteveSlaton20....

There is humor (see the multiple examples provided thus far in response to your thread) and then there's borderline *********gery.

I tried something like this about 10 or 11 years ago when I first posted here. I started a thread that said the Texans, in a publicity stunt, were going to have Yao Ming play TE in one game at Reliant.

I got responses, none of which were very complimentary of my efforts. And now, all these years later, as I read your "Breaking News!" thread...I see why.

You did sucker me, though. I fell for it. :cow:

IlliniJen
11-28-2011, 07:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dbynD.png

2slik4u
11-28-2011, 08:11 PM
SS20, you were not serious about taking your Hall of Fame WR out of the equation & put him at QB? The CBs and safeties would play up on the tightends because they cannot go deep.

Thats the genius of the wishbone offense though. No passing. Just creative running plays so it really doesnt matter what the CBs do.

DocBar
11-28-2011, 08:41 PM
I really wrestled with the neg rep on this one. Slaton posters seem to be as bad as Slaton runners. Go be a Dolphin fan or something. At least they have no hope this season and might find this mildly amusing.

Corrosion
11-28-2011, 08:44 PM
Breaking news ?


I just took a Bud wiped my Innigan with my Johnson paper .... flushed it twice cause its a long way to Hasselbeckville.


:tiphat:

drs23
11-28-2011, 08:57 PM
Dayum, tuff crowd. :D

DocBar
11-28-2011, 09:10 PM
Dayum, tuff crowd. :DNot really, but this thread is utter BS and the OP should die a horrible rep death.

badboy
11-28-2011, 09:52 PM
Thats the genius of the wishbone offense though. No passing. Just creative running plays so it really doesnt matter what the CBs do.There was arecent thread about using the option play in NFL with god reasons given why it is not used in NFL. Same with wishbone.

Showtime100
11-28-2011, 09:58 PM
I knew with "Breaking News" this would be something else. Sort of like when you see "breaking news" on cable news networks these days, but I had to read it anyway.