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thetexanator
11-28-2011, 12:43 PM
the more i think about it, the more i like it.

i was a complete carr basher when he was here. but considering the situation were in, id say go for it.

he would have the line he never had. the defense is in place. the running game is stellar.

tj yates v. david carr?

id give it a shot for the rest of the year. :kitten:

Honoring Earl 34
11-28-2011, 12:44 PM
Carr is a Giant .

thetexanator
11-28-2011, 12:45 PM
Carr is a Giant .

you wouldnt think the giants are game? id throw a 5th their way.

Texecutioner
11-28-2011, 12:45 PM
David Carr would never be an option for this team in the future and is a stain on the history of the Texans. There was no reason to make a suggestion like this. This thread should be deleted.

thetexanator
11-28-2011, 12:47 PM
David Carr would never be an option for this team in the future and is a stain on the history of the Texans. There was no reason to make a suggestion like this. This thread should be deleted.

cmon, the kid had an arm and mobility.

TheIronDuke
11-28-2011, 12:49 PM
you wouldnt think the giants are game? id throw a 5th their way.

There's this thing called a trade deadline. Plus, I'd rather see my mom in a porn video than see Carr in a Texans uniform again.

Trail.Blazr
11-28-2011, 12:49 PM
cmon, the kid had an arm and mobility.

so does a slot machine on rollerskates.... Either way, I'm no fan

97roc
11-28-2011, 12:50 PM
Did someone really mention the former #8?

TexansBull
11-28-2011, 12:51 PM
the more i think about it, the more i like it.

i was a complete carr basher when he was here. but considering the situation were in, id say go for it.

he would have the line he never had. the defense is in place. the running game is stellar.

tj yates v. david carr?

id give it a shot for the rest of the year. :kitten:

You should be banned.

Texecutioner
11-28-2011, 12:53 PM
You should be banned.

I second this.

2slik4u
11-28-2011, 12:53 PM
wow.


:choke:

Grams
11-28-2011, 12:54 PM
Are we just going to throw out names of any QB that is not on the Texans roster and post we need to get him????

Come on guys - the trade deadline is past. Only someone who is a free agent already is avaialble.

There are plenty of websites to check the availabilty of someone before we start stupid threads about picking up someone already on another team.

Playoffs
11-28-2011, 12:54 PM
Previous engagement...

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2004-12-14-inside-carr.jpg

False Start
11-28-2011, 12:54 PM
Holy CRAP! WTF? :backsout:

GP
11-28-2011, 12:56 PM
There's this thing called a trade deadline. Plus, I'd rather see my mom in a porn video than see Carr in a Texans uniform again.

:thinking:

I'd take Carr in that situation. No offense.

ObsiWan
11-28-2011, 12:57 PM
the more i think about it, the more i like it.

i was a complete carr basher when he was here. but considering the situation were in, id say go for it.

he would have the line he never had. the defense is in place. the running game is stellar.

tj yates v. david carr?

id give it a shot for the rest of the year. :kitten:

This is Hulk isn't it...?

GP
11-28-2011, 12:59 PM
This is Hulk isn't it...?

LOL. Hulk75.....ah, the memories. Sweet, neurotic memories.

TexansBull
11-28-2011, 12:59 PM
There's this thing called a trade deadline. Plus, I'd rather see my mom in a porn video than see Carr in a Texans uniform again.

Analogy(or whatever you call it) fail.

Btw, I saw the video and its not all that bad.

TheGoldenGreek
11-28-2011, 12:59 PM
http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/90016767635092c953505893b2683988e4467bc1_r.gif

Honoring Earl 34
11-28-2011, 12:59 PM
you wouldnt think the giants are game? id throw a 5th their way.

I wouldn't throw in this 5th .

http://www.proof66.com/images/McCormicks_Vodka.jpeg

phantom17
11-28-2011, 01:03 PM
Did someone really mention the former #8?



I think we should BAN uni #s- 8 & 11(Yao)! They seem to be bad luck for current Houston sports teams!:thinking:

Kthx
11-28-2011, 01:04 PM
the more i think about it, the more i like it.

i was a complete carr basher when he was here. but considering the situation were in, id say go for it.

he would have the line he never had. the defense is in place. the running game is stellar.

tj yates v. david carr?

id give it a shot for the rest of the year. :kitten:
http://i53.tinypic.com/23v0n55.gif

GP
11-28-2011, 01:07 PM
Analogy(or whatever you call it) fail.

Btw, I saw the video and its not all that bad.

This thread is headed for Locksville. Fast.

LOL.

Larry The Cable Guy:

"You ever catch your mom and dad havin' sex? Me too. Man, that's one website I'll never go to again!"

srrono
11-28-2011, 01:08 PM
There's this thing called a trade deadline. Plus, I'd rather see my mom in a porn video than see Carr in a Texans uniform again.

Is your mom hot lol

Seņor Stan
11-28-2011, 01:10 PM
the more i think about it, the more i like it.

i was a complete carr basher when he was here. but considering the situation were in, id say go for it.

he would have the line he never had. the defense is in place. the running game is stellar.

tj yates v. david carr?

id give it a shot for the rest of the year. :kitten:

Mr. thetexanator, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this message board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!

Honoring Earl 34
11-28-2011, 01:12 PM
Dan Pastorini or Carr ?

Corrosion
11-28-2011, 01:13 PM
Are we just going to throw out names of any QB that is not on the Texans roster and post we need to get him????

Come on guys - the trade deadline is past. Only someone who is a free agent already is avaialble.

There are plenty of websites to check the availabilty of someone before we start stupid threads about picking up someone already on another team.


Om picking up HHWNBM .... No. Hell No. Hell {////////> No.



I believe that players can still be traded post deadline pending they clear a waiver like process ? I know baseball has a rule similar .... maybe Im nutz.

False Start
11-28-2011, 01:13 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/fillion1.gif

HOU-TEX
11-28-2011, 01:13 PM
Welp, looks like we might have a new 'dumbest thread ever'. Man, some of the crap that goes through some peoples mind is just mind-numbing.

Ole Miss Texan
11-28-2011, 01:13 PM
the more i think about it, the more i like it.

i was a complete carr basher when he was here. but considering the situation were in, id say go for it.

he would have the line he never had. the defense is in place. the running game is stellar.

tj yates v. david carr?

id give it a shot for the rest of the year. :kitten:

http://x98.xanga.com/e48f6b6057230278091831/z221514134.jpg

ObsiWan
11-28-2011, 01:14 PM
Mr. thetexanator, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this message board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!

Dude....

You gotta include the Pic
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZI2m2F9Mda7sOJp365oKJuPgf7TFB5 Vjy5IszHOwku7JDJNhHraIT4A (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.kevinfamous.com/Videos/billy%2520madison.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wunderground.com/blog/JeffMasters/comment.html%3Fentrynum%3D1284%26page%3D37&usg=__X4-zGodDBLebGKdBtMx_IvVLERM=&h=280&w=325&sz=12&hl=en&start=2&zoom=1&tbnid=EtuupXY6hdFOlM:&tbnh=102&tbnw=118&ei=D93TTr6FMKX02QXqooyxDw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dyou%2527ve%2Bjust%2Bsaid%2Bis%2Bone%2 Bof%2Bthe%2Bmost%2Binsanely%2Bidiotic%2Bthings%2BI %2527ve%2Bever%2Bheard%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D 1I7GPEA_en%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1)

and the link (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0)

Topher
11-28-2011, 01:14 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/lapsedlawyer/trolling.jpg

Corrosion
11-28-2011, 01:14 PM
Dan Pastorini or Carr ?

I'll take Pastorini .... :tiphat:

Marcus
11-28-2011, 01:16 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/23v0n55.gif

It's getting to the point where I don't think a day goes by to where I DON'T have that reaction from reading something here. It's getting that bad.

:choke:

Allstar
11-28-2011, 01:16 PM
Worst. thread. ever. I honestly want to vomit.

BIG TORO
11-28-2011, 01:18 PM
WOW this entire thread was funny! and rediculous for bringing back Carr!:choke:

brakos82
11-28-2011, 01:19 PM
Just when I thought the Brett Favre suggestion was bad.... :kubepalm: :wadepalm: :vincepalm: :mariopalm: :smiliepalm:

Thorn
11-28-2011, 01:21 PM
will you people please quit posting in this goddamned thread so it will fall off the bottom of the forum page????

srrono
11-28-2011, 01:22 PM
bring in before Carr

Junior Floyd (Little Giants) young & injury prone
Jimmy Dix (The Last Boy Scout) Texans would not want him with his drug history
Reno Hightower (The Best of Times) cant wear his white shoes
Paul Blake (Necessary Roughness) too old

ObsiWan
11-28-2011, 01:29 PM
will you people please quit posting in this goddamned thread so it will fall off the bottom of the forum page????

oh nooooo...
you're not grumpy at all
:D

Honoring Earl 34
11-28-2011, 01:31 PM
http://mistermittens.org/?page_id=5

Why?
Why not? Mister Mittens was our affectionate nickname for David Carr, the would-be savior of the Carolina Panthers 2008 NFL season. Instead, he caused us to waste countless hours, money — and by “we” I mean like me, not just the football team — and non-gray hairs under the pretense that he wasn’t the worst number one overall draft pick of all time. So in his memory, we will press on.

welsh texan
11-28-2011, 01:34 PM
:thinking:

I'd take Carr in that situation. No offense.

That was exactly the problem with Carr at QB, a lack of offense. :tiphat:

281
11-28-2011, 01:44 PM
There's this thing called a trade deadline. Plus, I'd rather see my mom in a porn video than see Carr in a Texans uniform again.

LOL!!! that cracked me up!!!

Texans34Life
11-28-2011, 01:57 PM
the more i think about it, the more i like it.

i was a complete carr basher when he was here. but considering the situation were in, id say go for it.

he would have the line he never had. the defense is in place. the running game is stellar.

tj yates v. david carr?

id give it a shot for the rest of the year. :kitten:

Dude, put the crack pipe down and get some air. No ****ing way we sign his sorry ass to our successful squad.

brakos82
11-28-2011, 02:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUoVwr38JQ

conundrum
11-28-2011, 02:02 PM
I hear another former number 1 pick is available, Ryan Leaf! Maybe his confidence is back up after coaching some high school teams.

infantrycak
11-28-2011, 02:21 PM
Thread locked for impossibility and inanity.