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Honoring Earl 34
10-17-2011, 10:18 PM
1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but .... :texanbill:

Wolf6151
10-17-2011, 11:10 PM
I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.

ArlingtonTexan
10-17-2011, 11:51 PM
1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but .... :texanbill:

Wow, I guess I should be happy that I have all three of the top draft choices in my house errr nailed ( I would flip 1 and 2 though). Pick four is a risk not worth taking to me (although other should have the option) and the 7th rounder is not going to ever make my team.

ArlingtonTexan
10-17-2011, 11:53 PM
I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.

The ta -kill-ya would be my 4th rounder, since I always have a good, smooth but hard hitting one around.

beerlover
10-18-2011, 12:44 AM
1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but .... :texanbill:

why not? substitute with arrogant bastard http://a323.yahoofs.com/coreid/4d31e6a9i12f8zws148sp2/dQg8MdY5equpKSqHgRZGlvN2AnOkLYOwA2zNRA--/3/tn96.png?ciAAgGPB6G2y0v9V :toast2:

Doppelganger
10-21-2011, 12:14 PM
I'd take Maker's Mark in the 3rd. A sneaky under the radar pick that pays dividends.

Honoring Earl 34
10-21-2011, 12:27 PM
I'd take Maker's Mark in the 3rd. A sneaky under the radar pick that pays dividends.

My scouts said it doesn't fit our system because it has rad wax on top .

Kaiser Toro
10-21-2011, 01:33 PM
This team lacks leadership, I would be eyeing Captain Morgan.

Honoring Earl 34
10-21-2011, 03:11 PM
This team lacks leadership, I would be eyeing Captain Morgan.

Aye !

Doppelganger
10-21-2011, 04:00 PM
This team lacks leadership, I would be eyeing Captain Morgan.

I see your Captain Morgan and raise you Admiral Nelson!

Doppelganger
10-21-2011, 04:03 PM
I'd take Maker's Mark in the 3rd. A sneaky under the radar pick that pays dividends.

My scouts said it doesn't fit our system because it has rad wax on top .

But it has two things going for it:
1. It MAKES plays
2. It hits the MARK every time.

Every team needs an unselfish team player like that!

Honoring Earl 34
10-21-2011, 05:28 PM
I should have picked Hot Damn 100 because a field is 100 yards .

Dutchrudder
10-21-2011, 06:50 PM
Bud light is to beer as David Carr is to offensive lines. Don't waste a third on it, so many better ones to pick from.

Honoring Earl 34
10-21-2011, 07:01 PM
Bud light is to beer as David Carr is to offensive lines. Don't waste a third on it, so many better ones to pick from.

Free Bud Light ?

Wolf6151
10-22-2011, 01:40 AM
Bud Light would be a very good quality UDFA.

Ole Miss Texan
10-24-2011, 02:59 PM
I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.


"I don't always draft beer... but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

http://www.idbranding.com/idology/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/most_interesting_man.jpg

TimeKiller
10-28-2011, 12:51 PM
why not? substitute with arrogant bastard http://a323.yahoofs.com/coreid/4d31e6a9i12f8zws148sp2/dQg8MdY5equpKSqHgRZGlvN2AnOkLYOwA2zNRA--/3/tn96.png?ciAAgGPB6G2y0v9V :toast2:

wooooooo that stuff is hard to drink!!!