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axman40
09-22-2011, 06:06 PM
News Item: Peyton Manning’s receiving stem cell therapy thrusts medical procedures back into sports spotlight (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/iteam/2011/09/18/2011-09-18_peyton_mannings_receiving_stem_cell_therapy_thr usts_medical_procedures_back_into.html)
10. “Hmmm …Maybe since ‘Modern Family’ won a lot of Emmy Awards (http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/18/the-emmy-awards-live-blog-6-pm-et/) ,they might have a spot for me …A broken-down, ex-football-player, uncle-type role …”
9. With all the doctors working on him, see if they can qualify under President Obama’s new “Jobs Plan” (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/now-its-up-to-congress/2011/08/25/gIQArMIIDK_blog.html), maybe get some federal funding out of it …
8. Will have time to figure out just what-the-heck Netflix is doing (http://www.businessinsider.com/with-all-due-respect-to-reed-hastings-the-netflix-qwikster-split-sucks-for-customers-2011-9?op=1)
7. Give Lorne Michaels a call, maybe hook again with ‘Saturday Night Live’ (http://thechad.jobcentral.com/index.php/2007/03/30/peyton-manning-snl-video/)
6. See if Google wants a All-Star endorser (http://technorati.com/sports/football/article/peyton-manning-scores-top-spot-in/) for their new “Google Wallet” (http://puregarlic.blogspot.com/2011/09/retro-garlic-google-wallet-we-were.html)
5. Two words – “Fantasy Football!!!” (http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/09/whats-the-appeal-of-fantasy-football/244783/?single_page=true)
4. Might check out Sarah Palin, see if she’s interested in hooking up with a “Legendary Quarterback” (http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/09/14/sarah-palin-accused-of-palling-around-with-ballers/)
3. “Hmmm … Yahoo has an opening (http://www.siliconvalley.com/news/ci_18912191?nclick_check=1)…I can even do some
commercials – Yahooooooo …”
2. Actually, having bolts inserted into both sides of neck and will announce shift to WWE as new terror, evil, bag guy (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/701697-wwe-the-25-most-notorious-villains-in-wrestling-history), “Peytonstein”
1. “Damn everybody, I’ve always wanted to be… a lumberjack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE)”
http://themoderatevoice.com/123122/top-ten-cloves-things-peyton-manning-might-be-doing-while-he-recovers-from-neck-surgery/
My new #1 Halloween costume PEYTONSTEIN!
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