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axman40
09-12-2011, 03:36 PM
The Texans will rule the South
Pity North, East and West
Tales will spread by word of mouth
The Texans will be the best!
:fans:

Vinnie
09-12-2011, 03:37 PM
I don't believe I've ever seen a Texans quatrain before?

Porky
09-12-2011, 04:01 PM
How about a limerick? This is on the fly, so hey first effort and all...

There once was a team with a snortin' Bull
Who was only seen when the stadium was full
when the Ponies came to town, they threw a snit
cause they were the ones stepping in all of the bull shit
Seems without the rider, the ponies are awfully dull

Thorn
09-12-2011, 04:03 PM
calling Arian Foster.......calling Arian Foster......

Please come save this thread......

Seņor Stan
09-12-2011, 04:06 PM
Haiku

Sixty Eight to zip
should have been the final score
Kubiak is soft

Mr. Texan
09-12-2011, 04:36 PM
who would have thought that we would make it this far
schaub throwing passes, instead of david carr
wade running the defense instead of frank bush
mario at linebacker knocking collins on his tush

Texanmike02
09-12-2011, 04:43 PM
who would have thought that we would make it this far
schaub throwing passes, instead of david carr
wade running the defense instead of frank bush
mario at linebacker knocking collins on his tush

I should neg rep you for the last two words of the second line. WTF is wrong with you man? I haven't written those letters together in that sequence for 5 years. Ultimate fail.

Here is rating your post:
:vincepalm::vincepalm::vincepalm::vincepalm::vince palm:

Shame on you man.

Mike

Mr. Texan
09-12-2011, 04:47 PM
i'm a better rapper than lil wayne

Porky
09-12-2011, 05:18 PM
How about just a regular poem -

Behold the legend of the Snortin and fierce Texans Bull
He was at his best when the stadium was full
Wide and solid were his long horns
Today he was so proud as they would be adorned
With baubles and beads and jewelry made of Jade
As he knew this was the place that legends were made.
For this was the day that he finally led the Super Bowl parade.

Big Lou
09-12-2011, 06:05 PM
I should neg rep you for the last two words of the second line. WTF is wrong with you man? I haven't written those letters together in that sequence for 5 years. Ultimate fail.

Here is rating your post:
:vincepalm::vincepalm::vincepalm::vincepalm::vince palm:

Shame on you man.

Mike

Yeh, I won't even call my wife's Camry a ca......... Geez that was close, what I meant to say is I refer to all vehicles as automobiles instead of the word that starts with a C and ends with an R.

ObsiWan
09-12-2011, 06:21 PM
calling Arian Foster.......calling Arian Foster......

Please come save this thread......

We're sorry. Arian cannot come to the msg board right now as he is currently out frolicking. If you care to leave a msg, please raise your consciousness to a higher plane and your positive vibes will reach him...
:kitten:

brakos82
09-12-2011, 06:28 PM
We're sorry. Arian cannot come to the msg board right now as he is currently out frolicking. If you care to leave a msg, please raise your consciousness to a higher plane and your positive vibes will reach him...
:kitten:
Kiss my ass!

DocBar
09-12-2011, 07:39 PM
How about just win some damn football games and become NFL champions? Save the artsy fartsy BS for retirement. We heard this opening tune last year. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

EllisUnit
09-12-2011, 09:07 PM
His eyes were cold and restless
his wounds were almost healed
And he dont like how
Mario slamming him to the groundmakes him feel
Their gonna give Rex Ryan an Ulcer
Cause he knows the texans are ready to go
No it aint no New England Patriots
Its that Damn old red white and blue Toro

My short Mockery of a song :jogger:

ObsiWan
09-13-2011, 04:55 AM
Kiss my ass!
:spit:
Stop perpetratin'
you ain't Thorn!