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Kimmy
08-24-2011, 09:31 PM
Just for fun ... :) I'll go 1st -- "help, help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/gallery/thumb.php?src=/export/home/cc-common/mlib/1020/08/1313946185104_p.jpg&wmax=600&hmax=450&quality=80

Pantherstang84
08-24-2011, 10:31 PM
Wait. This isn't the right pose for planking.

Joe Texan
08-24-2011, 10:33 PM
watch me tackle this guy while falling down

The Third Man
08-24-2011, 10:48 PM
"My contact is.....right....over......there."

brakos82
08-24-2011, 10:50 PM
I wish Kubiak wouldn't give me Hot Pockets.

SheTexan
08-24-2011, 11:05 PM
I don't make fun of Texans players! Why not post a CAPTION CONTEST targeting a player from the opposing team?

brakos82
08-24-2011, 11:06 PM
I don't make fun of Texans players! Why not post a CAPTION CONTEST targeting a player from the opposing team?

Because it's Kareem Jackson. And he fell down. Hence, caption.

BigBull17
08-24-2011, 11:12 PM
"The crane kick worked for Ralph Macchio..."

srrono
08-24-2011, 11:37 PM
"Hey Braman, Look I found a mushroom!"

XI CMURDER IX
08-24-2011, 11:42 PM
"Ohh crap I fell down aga- wait! I made a play coach!!!"

Nawzer
08-24-2011, 11:52 PM
"There ain't no grass like Reliant Stadium grass!"

michaelm
08-24-2011, 11:59 PM
"Hey, Look! I can see Uranus from here!"

Big Lou
08-25-2011, 12:04 AM
Oh we did pregame stretchs already, crap!!!!!!!!

Shaft75
08-25-2011, 12:05 AM
http://angryjoeshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/highfive.gif

BigBull17
08-25-2011, 12:07 AM
"Good thing I own a camera phone..."

pbat488
08-25-2011, 01:14 AM
"damnit, where is my LifeAlert.."

Dutchrudder
08-25-2011, 01:25 AM
"Hey, watch me do my impersonation of a New Orleans levee!"

ThaJokaa
08-25-2011, 02:17 AM
"hey, watch me do my impersonation of a new orleans levee!"

lmao

Wolf6151
08-25-2011, 03:26 AM
Is it ever going to rain, this ground is dry and hard.

Crushing56
08-25-2011, 06:01 AM
"Help! Help! I've fallen and I'm late for my porn party!"

Oz Texan
08-25-2011, 06:30 AM
Excuse me sir but you dropped your wallet...right..over...there.

drunkcookie
08-25-2011, 08:58 AM
"You practice your break-dancing, I'll do my ground-disco..."

BigBull17
08-25-2011, 09:04 AM
"Recreation of a **** fight"

Texan_Bill
08-25-2011, 09:05 AM
Just for fun ... :) I'll go 1st -- "help, help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/gallery/thumb.php?src=/export/home/cc-common/mlib/1020/08/1313946185104_p.jpg&wmax=600&hmax=450&quality=80

"Oh crap! I gave Saints fan something else to cry about!"

chicagotexan2
08-25-2011, 10:08 AM
Just for fun ... :) I'll go 1st -- "help, help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/gallery/thumb.php?src=/export/home/cc-common/mlib/1020/08/1313946185104_p.jpg&wmax=600&hmax=450&quality=80

Not Action Jackson, but No Traction Jackson

Grams
08-25-2011, 10:11 AM
I believe this is the play that Jackson made the tackle on, He did not fall down.
If Jackson did not make this tackle - think it would have been a very long gain for the Saints.

How can you make fun of someone who made a good play??

76Texan
08-25-2011, 10:19 AM
Just for fun ... :) I'll go 1st -- "help, help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Why would you want to make fun when a player throw his body around to make a stop on the run? :

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%202%20Saints/Qtr%201/First%20series/Play%201%20%20Thomas%2014yd%20run%20%20KJ%20made%2 0the%20stop/vlcsnap-5549096.jpg

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%202%20Saints/Qtr%201/First%20series/Play%201%20%20Thomas%2014yd%20run%20%20KJ%20made%2 0the%20stop/vlcsnap-5549102.jpg

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%202%20Saints/Qtr%201/First%20series/Play%201%20%20Thomas%2014yd%20run%20%20KJ%20made%2 0the%20stop/vlcsnap-5549109.jpg

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%202%20Saints/Qtr%201/First%20series/Play%201%20%20Thomas%2014yd%20run%20%20KJ%20made%2 0the%20stop/vlcsnap-5549116.jpg

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%202%20Saints/Qtr%201/First%20series/Play%201%20%20Thomas%2014yd%20run%20%20KJ%20made%2 0the%20stop/vlcsnap-5549124.jpg

76Texan
08-25-2011, 10:21 AM
I believe this is the play that Jackson made the tackle on, He did not fall down.
If Jackson did not make this tackle - think it would have been a very long gain for the Saints.

How can you make fun of someone who made a good play??

Right on!


The whole sequence can be found here:

http://s1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%202%20Saints/Qtr%201/First%20series/Play%201%20%20Thomas%2014yd%20run%20%20KJ%20made%2 0the%20stop/

Porky
08-25-2011, 10:24 AM
Some people have NO sense of humor. :mariopalm:

Mine is:

Dudes that **** is just out of my reach.

Ole Miss Texan
08-25-2011, 10:26 AM
http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/gallery/thumb.php?src=/export/home/cc-common/mlib/1020/08/1313946185104_p.jpg&wmax=600&hmax=450&quality=80
"Hey, I made a good play so y'all can just :smooch: my ass!"

76Texan
08-25-2011, 10:30 AM
Some people have NO sense of humor. :mariopalm:

Mine is:

Dudes that **** is just out of my reach.

It's not about humour, it's about thing taken out of context that is in poor taste!

Now if you want humour, you can caption this:

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%201%20Jets/Bonus%20%20Allen%20fell%20down/vlcsnap-2166351.jpg

Also, while you check out the album on the Saints game, I had two more plays where Allen fell down.
Would you like for me to post them here so you can caption them as well? :)

michaelm
08-25-2011, 10:45 AM
It's not about humour, it's about thing taken out of context that is in poor taste!

Now if you want humour, you can caption this:

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%201%20Jets/Bonus%20%20Allen%20fell%20down/vlcsnap-2166351.jpg

Also, while you check out the album on the Saints game, I had two more plays where Allen fell down.
Would you like for me to post them here so you can caption them as well? :)


Good lord, you do love you some Kareem Jackson, don't you?
I didn't know there was a record about Kareem, much less a broken one that skips incessantly...

:kitten:

(the kitten indicates that I'm joking... errr, kitty is wrong, lol)

76Texan
08-25-2011, 11:03 AM
Good lord, you do love you some Kareem Jackson, don't you?
I didn't know there was a record about Kareem, much less a broken one that skips incessantly...

:kitten:

(the kitten indicates that I'm joking... errr, kitty is wrong, lol)

No, I don't have man love for any player.
It's just like with Chis Myers the year before, I was very adamant about defending him because he was the most misunderstood O-linemen the Texans had.
He was the scapegoat of the O-line in 2009, and that was why I defended him very strongly.
I even stated that Myers was the Texans' most efficient O-lineman and I caught a lot of flaks for that!

Same thing with Jackon who I believe to be the scapegoat of the secondary in 2010 and that's why I've been defending him!

michaelm
08-25-2011, 11:12 AM
No, I don't have man love for any player.
It's just like with Chis Myers the year before, I was very adamant about defending him because he was the most misunderstood O-linemen the Texans had.
He was the scapegoat of the O-line in 2009, and that was why I defended him very strongly.
I even stated that Myers was the Texans' most efficient O-lineman and I caught a lot of flaks for that!

Same thing with Jackon who I believe to be the scapegoat of the secondary in 2010 and that's why I've been defending him!

I was just clowning on you, but I really hope you end up being right. I mean, I really, really hope that you're right.
If KJ can give the team some solid play this year, then I think some very good things are in store for this team.

76Texan
08-25-2011, 11:23 AM
I was just clowning on you, but I really hope you end up being right. I mean, I really, really hope that you're right.
If KJ can give the team some solid play this year, then I think some very good things are in store for this team.

I hope I'm right, too!
And not because I need to be right.
Believe me, if I saw that Allen was/is the better corner, I would move Jackson to either nickel or safety.

I had mentioned this several times, that it looks to me from watching a lot of his game films in college and in the pros, that he has the versatility to play all the positions in the secondary

He reads and reacts well and has the quickness and quick feet to do so;
He understands pass patterns (having played in a scheme that taught a secondary player to recognize them), which was why he can help on another receiver quickly.
That along with being able to read his keys help him to be quick to support the run.
And he tackled well.

All that translates to safety very well, I would think!

And BTW, I don't dislike anybody for just having different opinions (even in politics.) :)

False Start
08-25-2011, 11:29 AM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/kjfl-0copy.jpg

"Damn these chicken fights be crazy"

BigBull17
08-25-2011, 12:04 PM
It's not about humour, it's about thing taken out of context that is in poor taste!

Now if you want humour, you can caption this:

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%201%20Jets/Bonus%20%20Allen%20fell%20down/vlcsnap-2166351.jpg

Also, while you check out the album on the Saints game, I had two more plays where Allen fell down.
Would you like for me to post them here so you can caption them as well? :)

"Where the hell did that contact go...?"

BigBull17
08-25-2011, 12:05 PM
It's not about humour, it's about thing taken out of context that is in poor taste!

Now if you want humour, you can caption this:

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%201%20Jets/Bonus%20%20Allen%20fell%20down/vlcsnap-2166351.jpg

Also, while you check out the album on the Saints game, I had two more plays where Allen fell down.
Would you like for me to post them here so you can caption them as well? :)

"SWEET, a four leaf clover!!!!!!!!!!"

BigBull17
08-25-2011, 12:16 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/kjfl-0copy.jpg

"Damn these chicken fights be crazy"

"I say, I say, you're next Kareem."

Playoffs
08-25-2011, 03:39 PM
http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%201%20Jets/Bonus%20%20Allen%20fell%20down/vlcsnap-2166351.jpg
Drop and give me 20!

XI CMURDER IX
08-25-2011, 03:59 PM
I believe this is the play that Jackson made the tackle on, He did not fall down.
If Jackson did not make this tackle - think it would have been a very long gain for the Saints.

How can you make fun of someone who made a good play??

He was falling at the knees! Same difference! :roast:

badboy
08-25-2011, 04:09 PM
Just for fun ... :) I'll go 1st -- "help, help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/gallery/thumb.php?src=/export/home/cc-common/mlib/1020/08/1313946185104_p.jpg&wmax=600&hmax=450&quality=80My caption "that is the way to tackle. Drive your body completely through the runner!"

Not humorous but accurate.

Dutchrudder
08-25-2011, 04:33 PM
It's not about humour, it's about thing taken out of context that is in poor taste!

Now if you want humour, you can caption this:

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%201%20Jets/Bonus%20%20Allen%20fell%20down/vlcsnap-2166351.jpg

Also, while you check out the album on the Saints game, I had two more plays where Allen fell down.
Would you like for me to post them here so you can caption them as well? :)

"Hey, check out this new move I learned from Kareem!"


By the way, if Kareem Jackson played soccer he would be the next Ronaldo.

:kitten:

powda
08-25-2011, 04:39 PM
http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/76Texan/PS%201%20Jets/Bonus%20%20Allen%20fell%20down/vlcsnap-2166351.jpg


"Who keeps moving the slip and slide?"

powda
08-25-2011, 05:04 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/TMXf2VTg-0I/AAAAAAAA850/qgM6kJ6orwE/s1600/Tony+Romo+crying.jpg

"Why does it hurt when I pee?!"

XI CMURDER IX
08-25-2011, 10:33 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/TMXf2VTg-0I/AAAAAAAA850/qgM6kJ6orwE/s1600/Tony+Romo+crying.jpg

"Why does it hurt when I pee?!"

Alright mega picture! Must quote!!!

"He hit me--- then he called me bad names!!!!" *Saying this while crying*