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srrono
08-12-2011, 09:35 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/08/12/johnathan-joseph-receives-injection-for-groin-tightness/

The Texans are counting on cornerback Johnathan Joseph to prop up an anemic secondary in 2011. And so Texans fans will understandably be unnerved by any evidence suggesting that Joseph may not be able to do what he was hired to do.

Only days before the preseason opener, Joseph missed practice due to tightness in his groin.

“[H]e actually got an injection so that takes some time to come back but everything looks fine,” coach Gary Kubiak said Friday, via comments distributed by the team. “He’s OK. I expect him to be out there tomorrow.”

There’s no reason to be concerned, for now. But any time “groin” and “injection” are used in the same sentence, it makes sense to at least worry — and cringe — a little bit.

ThaShark316
08-12-2011, 09:41 PM
It hurts....

Thorn
08-12-2011, 09:46 PM
.....my groin is tight.....

Allstar
08-12-2011, 09:48 PM
Kubiak said no big deal, he'll be back tomorrow.

ObsiWan
08-12-2011, 09:49 PM
.....my groin is tight.....

Stop.


...just stop.


:wadepalm:

CloakNNNdagger
08-12-2011, 10:01 PM
.....my groin is tight.....

Hello, Mr. Thorn. I am your nurse. I will be giving you an injection in your groin today followed by some rehab. I'm sorry, but I don't believe that following your treatment you will be walking very well for a day or so.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHCS9n0thRhE1CBMhZiL4Nf7-tuqsgtDzlf__-jOq-oPLKOz8Vtw

Thorn
08-12-2011, 10:04 PM
Hello, Mr. Thorn. I am your nurse. I will be giving you an injection in your groin today followed by some rehab. I'm sorry, but I don't believe that following your treatment you will be walking very well for a day or so.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHCS9n0thRhE1CBMhZiL4Nf7-tuqsgtDzlf__-jOq-oPLKOz8Vtw

At my age, it's probably worth it.

GP
08-12-2011, 10:10 PM
Thorn, you better be careful.

What, exactly, is she holding behind her back that she's going to "insert" into your groin area?

If she tells you to close your eyes first, don't do it.

srrono
08-12-2011, 10:23 PM
http://asktheebayqueen.com/wp-content/uploads/joker-nurse-the-dark-knight.jpg
Could of been worse.

CloakNNNdagger
08-12-2011, 10:32 PM
http://asktheebayqueen.com/wp-content/uploads/joker-nurse-the-dark-knight.jpg
Could of been worse.

Looks like STING the wrestler in drag looking to shoot somebody up with something more than Xylocaine or cortisone.

The Pencil Neck
08-12-2011, 11:40 PM
Looks like STING the wrestler in drag looking to shoot somebody up with something more than Xylocaine or cortisone.

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll268/chaosjuice/188426374_9ec2578d1235775565.jpg

Playoffs
08-13-2011, 12:24 AM
KEEP that needle AWAY from my GRO-IN!

Malloy
08-13-2011, 03:48 AM
At my age, it's probably worth it.

And honestly, the reason 'delivery' was invented :)

ObsiWan
08-13-2011, 04:18 AM
how did this thread degenerate so quickly?
:ahhaha:

Malloy
08-13-2011, 05:29 AM
how did this thread degenerate so quickly?
:ahhaha:

Why do you even act surprised ? :)

ObsiWan
08-13-2011, 06:21 AM
Why do you even act surprised ? :)

You're right. My bad.

That nurse post from CnnnD....
I'm used to him bringing medical knowledge to a given discussion. When I saw the name, I expected some speculation on what the medication might be or how long the recovery time would be....
...but instead....
I actually laughed out loud - I'd rep him if I could
lol:

Malloy
08-13-2011, 08:48 AM
You're right. My bad.

I actually laughed out loud - I'd rep him if I could
lol:

No worries, got him :)