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Hervoyel
05-20-2011, 01:57 PM
From Richard Justice's article here: Mario Williams is the Key (http://blog.chron.com/sportsjustice/2011/05/mario-williams-is-the-key-and-his-new-coaches-cant-wait-to-get-him-on-the-field-and-get-started-making-him-a-superstar/)

This is Kubiak’s favorite time of the year anyway because he loves being on the field and coaching up younger guys without the pressure of preparing to play a game.

Well Yeah. Obviously. People expect you to win those. Who doesn't prefer off-season practice sessions with zero expectations to the regular season where the rubber meets the road?

Me.

GP
05-20-2011, 05:53 PM
This is also a good time of the year to prepare Field Goal Kicker "battles." I mean, who needs to address that shit in the regular season anyways?

Offseason: When Texans Are At Their Best.

GP
05-20-2011, 06:42 PM
A little demotivation poster I whipped up, in honor of you HERV!

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http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t128/gpshafer_1976/Kubiak-Demotivation-1.jpg

Hervoyel
05-20-2011, 07:45 PM
Right there with you

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc272/Hervoyel/OTADemotivator.jpg

GP
05-20-2011, 09:31 PM
Wait a tick.

Is there a demotivational poster generator or something?

I made mine from scratch in Photoshop. EDIT: Damn. There is. (Duh...)

Thorn
05-20-2011, 09:39 PM
Houston fans: we love the NFL

Houston fans: can't wait for the playoffs

Reality sets in: well shit, what's on TV tonight?

Next Season, Houston fans : We gonna kick ass this year, just wait.

After that, Houston fans: I've already seen this episode of Law & Order a thousand times. Jesus H. Christ, is there anything on TV that is interesting?

IlliniJen
05-20-2011, 09:55 PM
Kubiak's favorite part of sex is the dry hump.

GP
05-20-2011, 09:55 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/21/8619h39nhq.jpg

GP
05-20-2011, 10:15 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/21/mrdu6mcrsc.jpg

GP
05-20-2011, 10:20 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/21/b15ezd84w2.jpg

GP
05-20-2011, 10:48 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/21/npbkjcy3pq.jpg

CretorFrigg
05-20-2011, 11:01 PM
Houston fans: we love the NFL

Houston fans: can't wait for the playoffs

Reality sets in: well shit, what's on TV tonight?

Next Season, Houston fans : We gonna kick ass this year, just wait.

After that, Houston fans: I've already seen this episode of Law & Order a thousand times. Jesus H. Christ, is there anything on TV that is interesting?

Unfortunately, that's the life of a Texans fan. It's a never-ending cycle. I always find a reason to fool myself into being optimistic during the off-season. But it sets me up for disappointment every season, and I never learn my lesson. This year, I've convinced myself that Wade Phillips is the answer to our defensive woes.

Thorn
05-20-2011, 11:10 PM
Unfortunately, that's the life of a Texans fan. It's a never-ending cycle. I always find a reason to fool myself into being optimistic during the off-season. But it sets me up for disappointment every season, and I never learn my lesson. This year, I've convinced myself that Wade Phillips is the answer to our defensive woes.

I've done the same thing. Every year I keep hoping something will happen, and it never does. This year Wade could be our ticket. Seriously, he's done it for others, why not us? Is this our year?

I do this to myself every year.

Malloy
05-21-2011, 02:57 AM
I've done the same thing. Every year I keep hoping something will happen, and it never does. This year Wade could be our ticket. Seriously, he's done it for others, why not us? Is this our year?

I do this to myself every year.

I'm already super hyped for the upcoming season!

Short memory span is your friend :)

houstonspartan
05-21-2011, 03:04 AM
From Richard Justice's article here: Mario Williams is the Key (http://blog.chron.com/sportsjustice/2011/05/mario-williams-is-the-key-and-his-new-coaches-cant-wait-to-get-him-on-the-field-and-get-started-making-him-a-superstar/)



Well Yeah. Obviously. People expect you to win those. Who doesn't prefer off-season practice sessions with zero expectations to the regular season where the rubber meets the road?

Me.

No shit. It's easy to be excited when you can't handle pressure and THERE IS NO PRESSURE.

I had yet another friend tell me tonight that it's likely the Lions will jump ahead of us and hit the playoffs before we do. Do you have any idea how freaking ABSURD that is? They were 0-16 a few years ago, and had zero talent!

Sorry crew, been out drinking and a little wound up and pissed off at the Texans. lol.

houstonspartan
05-21-2011, 03:07 AM
I'm already super hyped for the upcoming season!

Short memory span is your friend :)

Short memory span is your enemy. It allows you to not learn from any mistakes and repeat the same bad behavior over and over. Short memory span is how Kubiak got an extension.

drs23
05-21-2011, 09:32 AM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/21/npbkjcy3pq.jpg

I think this is my all time fav right here. I can hear her thinking 'Oh no, not this shit again'. Poor kid.

Thorn
05-21-2011, 10:47 AM
I'm already super hyped for the upcoming season!

Short memory span is your friend :)

A short memory span comes automaticly with old age.


So, what were we talking about? :truck:

Lucky
05-21-2011, 02:40 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/22/ce1ritup9j.jpg (http://www.fakeposters.com/)

gary
05-21-2011, 02:50 PM
I'm already super hyped for the upcoming season!

Short memory span is your friend :)What season would that be? None so far.

GP
05-21-2011, 03:30 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/22/ce1ritup9j.jpg (http://www.fakeposters.com/)

LOL. Man, I almost used that photo...but I couldn't think of a good title and text.

I was going to put:

LIFE'S LOTTERY
Hey Rick, Can You Believe We Get Paid To Do This $#it?

Lucky
05-21-2011, 03:38 PM
LOL. Man, I almost used that photo...but I couldn't think of a good title and text.
We need to get our fill of this before we're admonished for our Kubiak hating.

Lucky
05-21-2011, 03:46 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/22/djrnp1kapr.jpg (http://www.fakeposters.com/)

GP
05-21-2011, 03:48 PM
We need to get our fill of this before we're admonished for our Kubiak hating.

We should just de-certify and sue them for Unfair Posting Practices.

All I am asking is for them to open their books and show me Kubiak's past four years, and how it justifies them asking us to NOT hate on him.

If I get locked out, I will just go post at "the other board." My fans will follow me. All three of them.

GP
05-21-2011, 03:56 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/22/w7rzukx86j.jpg

GP
05-21-2011, 04:09 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/22/ygaf2xq24i.jpg

Dutchrudder
05-21-2011, 11:24 PM
Eh, I'll join the party :)

http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr14/themishkin/playoffs.jpg

GP
05-21-2011, 11:32 PM
Nicely done, dutch.

Dutchrudder
05-21-2011, 11:33 PM
http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr14/themishkin/justwait.jpg

Dutchrudder
05-21-2011, 11:53 PM
http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr14/themishkin/prayer.jpg

cuppacoffee
05-22-2011, 09:06 AM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/22/w7rzukx86j.jpg



Intelligence and Texan fan in the same sentence?

What's an oxymoron for $10 Alex.

:coffee:

TimeKiller
05-23-2011, 09:55 AM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/22/ce1ritup9j.jpg (http://www.fakeposters.com/)

Accountabilibuddies.

We're accountabilibuddyable.

GP
05-23-2011, 10:12 AM
Accountabilibuddies.

We're accountabilibuddyable.

LOL ^^^

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Oh man, that was good stuff. LOL.

HTown2ATX
05-23-2011, 10:46 AM
LMAO


This thread RULES!!!!!!!!!!