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DocBar
05-03-2011, 12:34 PM
I know this is in the wrong forum, but wanted to make sure mussop saw it. Hope this makes you feel a little better.

Herzlich get drafted by the UFL. 51st of 52 picks.
LINK (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/03/mark-herzlich-finally-gets-drafted/)

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 01:03 PM
What a terrible thing to do. His dream was to be drafted in the NFL. They are keeping him from pursuing his dream with a worthful pick.

:kitten:

Mike

mussop
05-04-2011, 02:10 PM
Double post

mussop
05-04-2011, 02:14 PM
I know this is in the wrong forum, but wanted to make sure mussop saw it. Hope this makes you feel a little better.

Herzlich get drafted by the UFL. 51st of 52 picks.
LINK (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/03/mark-herzlich-finally-gets-drafted/)

Thanks docbar I seen it when it happened. I have been following his story. But I appreciate you posting it for me.


Mike, you know whats really sad? (Besides youre weak attempt to provoke me) Herzlich will probably make an NFL roster and have a better career than Cheeta whatever his name is. :brando:

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 02:17 PM
Thanks docbar I seen it when it happened. I have been following his story. But I appreciate you posting it for me.


Mike, you know whats really sad? (Besides youre weak attempt to provoke me) Herzlich will probably make an NFL roster and have a better career than Cheeta whatever his name is. :brando:

Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense. Know that your reaction did bring a smile to my face.

Mike

GP
05-04-2011, 02:18 PM
I need Texan Bill to post the "Aww geez, not this ____ again!" photo.

GP
05-04-2011, 02:25 PM
Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense. Know that your reaction did bring a smile to my face.

Mike

It feels so much nicer when you put it that way. :butterfly:

I'm going to remember the phrasing so I can use that with my wife and my mother-in-law.

mussop
05-04-2011, 02:25 PM
Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense. Know that your reaction did bring a smile to my face.

Mike

I'll be you're huckleberry anytime mike.

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 02:29 PM
It feels so much nicer when you put it that way. :butterfly:

I'm going to remember the phrasing so I can use that with my wife and my mother-in-law.

You know... its kind of like dealing with a w.... nevermind. That would be rude.

Mike

mussop
05-04-2011, 02:36 PM
You know... its kind of like dealing with a w.... nevermind. That would be rude.

Mike

Dam I must be good. I have my very own stalker. Mike looking forward to reading that o---never mind that would be rude. :kitten:

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 02:48 PM
I'll be you're huckleberry anytime mike.

I think I hate him... No, I'm sure of it... I hate him...

In humor veritas...

Mike

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 02:56 PM
Dam I must be good. I have my very own stalker. Mike looking forward to reading that o---never mind that would be rude. :kitten:

Actually, its not really a stalker. It reminds me of arguing with my younger brother. He was terribly out matched, never new when to give up and usually wound up getting hurt.

Isn't there an anger management group you should be attending?

Mike

rmartin65
05-04-2011, 03:20 PM
Nuh-uh, mine is bigger!

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 03:37 PM
Nuh-uh, mine is bigger!

LOL. Are you saying I should stop toying with him?

Mike

DocBar
05-04-2011, 03:55 PM
I think I hate him... No, I'm sure of it... I hate him...

In humor veritas...

MikeI think using latin in a football forum is grounds for banning and a galactic wedgie. If it's not, it should be. :kitten:
Mussop got a little carried away on a subject he's obviously passionate about. We all do that from time to time. Most of us do it over subjects much less deserving than Mussop's, imo.
I'm glad the Texans didn't draft the guy, I'm glad he did get kinda drafted and I hope he seriously considers the rest of his life. The short "career" of football isn't worth never seeing your kids grow up or spoiling the sh*t out of your grandkids. Proper perspectives and priorities are a b*tch when you're in your 20's.

mussop
05-04-2011, 04:52 PM
Actually, its not really a stalker.

You're right, a nat would be a better comparison.

It reminds me of arguing with my younger brother.

Arguing? Let's call it a verbal octagon. Although I have to admit that kind of puts into perspective the matchup here. You ( erkle) me Cane valasquez .

He was terribly out matched, never new when to give up and usually wound up getting hurt.

It must of been tough growing up with a little brother with down syndrome.



Isn't there an anger management group you should be attending?

Mike

Me angry? If you want to see what angry looks like take a gander in the mirror. I know it is boiling over in you that you aren't capable of competing with me on any level.

Soon you will have the same feelings running through you as Osama did when the navy seals kicked down his door.

But don't worry I'll actually really mean it when I say "do you surrender?".

Last chance to prove you are smart enough to walk away from a battle you can't win. Oh and mike, tag your it.

buddyboy
05-04-2011, 05:01 PM
Man, this offseason sucks.

mussop
05-04-2011, 05:11 PM
Man, this offseason sucks.

Yes it does but at least there are people like mike around to give us a good laugh now and then.

Join in buddy this is just getting fun. :) :) even if it's me you want to sound off on, I wont take it personally. I'm so far ahead at work I'm bored.

mussop
05-04-2011, 06:02 PM
I think using latin in a football forum is grounds for banning and a galactic wedgie. If it's not, it should be. :kitten:
Mussop got a little carried away on a subject he's obviously passionate about. We all do that from time to time. Most of us do it over subjects much less deserving than Mussop's, imo.
I'm glad the Texans didn't draft the guy, I'm glad he did get kinda drafted and I hope he seriously considers the rest of his life. The short "career" of football isn't worth never seeing your kids grow up or spoiling the sh*t out of your grandkids. Proper perspectives and priorities are a b*tch when you're in your 20's.

I got more than a little carried away! I can be real stubborn when I believe in something. Doesn't happen very often but when it does..... I can be a real *****. Of course that doesn't mean I'm going to back down from a good monkey shit fight when there's nothing better to do. ;)

ArlingtonTexan
05-04-2011, 06:20 PM
:spit:lol:

Showtime100
05-04-2011, 07:04 PM
Nuh-uh, mine is bigger!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Pet%20Funny%20Misc/monty_python.gif

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 07:27 PM
I think using latin in a football forum is grounds for banning and a galactic wedgie. If it's not, it should be. :kitten:
Mussop got a little carried away on a subject he's obviously passionate about. We all do that from time to time. Most of us do it over subjects much less deserving than Mussop's, imo.
I'm glad the Texans didn't draft the guy, I'm glad he did get kinda drafted and I hope he seriously considers the rest of his life. The short "career" of football isn't worth never seeing your kids grow up or spoiling the sh*t out of your grandkids. Proper perspectives and priorities are a b*tch when you're in your 20's.

You're usually right. Latin in a football room would warrant banning. Unless it is a play from Doc Holliday (you should appreciate a Doc reference) from Tombstone.

You can NEVER pull a man card for a Tombstone reference.

Mike

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 07:37 PM
Actually, its not really a stalker. It reminds me of arguing with my younger brother. He was terribly out matched, never new when to give up and usually wound up getting hurt.

Isn't there an anger management group you should be attending?


You're right, a nat would be a better comparison.

Arguing? Let's call it a verbal octagon. Although I have to admit that kind of puts into perspective the matchup here. You ( erkle) me Cane valasquez .

It must of been tough growing up with a little brother with down syndrome.

Dude, I had no idea you have down syndrome... I'll leave you alone. I sensed from the banter that it wasn't a level playing field. But I really didn't know you had down syndrome.

Why didn't anyone PM me and tell me? I feel like an asshole now.


Me angry? If you want to see what angry looks like take a gander in the mirror. I know it is boiling over in you that you aren't capable of competing with me on any level.

Soon you will have the same feelings running through you as Osama did when the navy seals kicked down his door.

But don't worry I'll actually really mean it when I say "do you surrender?".

Last chance to prove you are smart enough to walk away from a battle you can't win. Oh and mike, tag your it.

I really would love to engage the banter... but I should try to make up for picking on you man. Go put "Clifford, the Big Red Dog" on your wish list on Amazon and I'll buy it for you. In fact, you can use any "Dr. Seuss" book you want too. Will that make your day better?

I'm actually really proud that you are able to interact with this. Highly functional man... for a minute there I just thought you were immature and had problems interacting with people smarter than you... now I know the truth.


Mike

:backsout:

VTexan
05-04-2011, 07:56 PM
Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense.



I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense.



I'm not trying to provoke you.



http://i.imgur.com/D6J5g.jpg

rmartin65
05-04-2011, 07:58 PM
I cant believe some of the shit I am reading in this thread. :shocked

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 07:59 PM
nevermind... I've already said too much.

Mike

ObsiWan
05-04-2011, 08:30 PM
Lawd, lawd... what will it be like if we don't have a season?
:toropalm:

mussop
05-04-2011, 08:38 PM
I see you've set aside some time to publicly humiliate yourself. Good, lets get started!!!


Dude, I had no idea you have down syndrome... I'll leave you alone. I sensed from the banter that it wasn't a level playing field. But I really didn't know you had down syndrome.

It's hard to believe you beat 1 million other sperm. :spin:

didn't anyone PM me and tell me? I feel like an asshole now.

You left out Look like and smell like. :smiliedance:

I really would love to engage the banter... but I should try to make up for picking on you man.

Save your breath, you'll need it later to blow up your date! :specnatz:


Go put "Clifford, the Big Red Dog" on your wish list on Amazon and I'll buy it for you. In fact, you can use any "Dr. Seuss" book you want too. Will that make your day better?

It's like the wheels turning but the hamsters dead. :brando:

actually really proud that you are able to interact with this. Highly functional man...

What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.

a minute there I just thought you were immature and had problems interacting with people smarter than you... now I know the truth.

Any similarity between you and a smart person is purely coincidental! Sometimes do you sit and wonder what life would of been like if you had received enough oxygen at birth? The truth is the only time you have ever interacted with someone that wasnt smarter than you was that kid that sat at the back of youre little school bus. Remember him? He was the kid that either had his hand down his pants or was sniffing it. Hey dont feel bad at least you were able to experience being superior to someone once.

:peek:

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 08:50 PM
I see you've set aside some time to publicly humiliate yourself. Good, lets get started!!!




It's hard to believe you beat 1 million other sperm. :spin:



You left out Look like and smell like. :smiliedance:



Save your breath, you'll need it later to blow up your date! :specnatz:




It's like the wheels turning but the hamsters dead. :brando:



What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.



Any similarity between you and a smart person is purely coincidental! Sometimes do you sit and wonder what life would of been like if you had received enough oxygen at birth? The truth is the only time you have ever interacted with someone that wasnt smarter than you was that kid that sat at the back of youre little school bus. Remember him? He was the kid that either had his hand down his pants or was sniffing it. Hey dont feel bad at least you were able to experience being superior to someone once.

:peek:


Don't get your feathers all ruffled. Seriously. Its like you were thumbing through some kind of comebacks for dummies book and randomly copying things down. But I can see you're angry now. You're really going for the "personal insults".


You were entertaining. You're not anymore. Have fun and stay out of trouble kid.

Mike

VTexan
05-04-2011, 08:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/P05aO.gif

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 08:56 PM
Lawd, lawd... what will it be like if we don't have a season?
:toropalm:

I know man. I'm already bored. Even OBL getting killed was played out in about 12 hours...

Mike

gtexan02
05-04-2011, 08:59 PM
:popcorn:

Thread of the year?

mussop
05-04-2011, 09:01 PM
Don't get your feathers all ruffled. Seriously. Its like you were thumbing through some kind of comebacks for dummies book and randomly copying things down. But I can see you're angry now. You're really going for the "personal insults".


You were entertaining. You're not anymore. Have fun and stay out of trouble kid.

Mike

:hurrah: I win!!! :handshake: And you keep working on that personality someday you may even be able to speak in public without looking like that silly little kid that used to ride in the back of youre school bus. And dont thank me for putting you in your place, it was my pleasure. I hope you learned something JR. :dancer:

mussop
05-04-2011, 09:04 PM
And I was quoting from a book of comeback for dummies. I didnt want to go to far over your head. Its no fun verbally beyatch slapping someone if they dont get it. :kitten:

mussop
05-04-2011, 09:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/P05aO.gif

:tiphat:

devo-x
05-04-2011, 09:10 PM
:spit::potkettle:

Texan_Bill
05-04-2011, 09:13 PM
I need Texan Bill to post the "Aww geez, not this ____ again!" photo.

Much obliged:

http://www.jeffreysharp.org/fun/NotThisShitAgain.jpg


;)

Honoring Earl 34
05-04-2011, 09:18 PM
:spit::potkettle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf_XpLOYfog

Texanmike02
05-04-2011, 10:01 PM
:hurrah: I win!!! :handshake: And you keep working on that personality someday you may even be able to speak in public without looking like that silly little kid that used to ride in the back of youre school bus. And dont thank me for putting you in your place, it was my pleasure. I hope you learned something JR. :dancer:

Son, one day you'll understand why I walked away. It was just the right thing to do. You bore me and your humor is one step above momma jokes, so it became pointless. You are still the kid that threw a fit because the league isn't the make a wish foundation and screamed like a banchee when someone explained the facts to you. You can't educate people like that.

I didn't walk away because you won, I walked away because you are a lost cause.

Mike

mussop
05-04-2011, 10:49 PM
Son, one day you'll understand why I walked away. It was just the right thing to do. You bore me and your humor is one step above momma jokes, so it became pointless. You are still the kid that threw a fit because the league isn't the make a wish foundation and screamed like a banchee when someone explained the facts to you. You can't educate people like that.

I didn't walk away because you won, I walked away because you are a lost cause.

Mike

I understand. :spit::thankyou: And just know that your reaction does bring a smile to my face.


Hey you cant say I didnt warn you JR. :kitten:

DocBar
05-05-2011, 02:49 AM
You're usually right. Latin in a football room would warrant banning. Unless it is a play from Doc Holliday (you should appreciate a Doc reference) from Tombstone.

You can NEVER pull a man card for a Tombstone reference.

MikeDude, you've watched that movie waaaaay too many times. Mussop,too cuz he caught it and wants to huckle your berries.

Texanmike02
05-05-2011, 08:25 AM
too cuz he caught it and wants to huckle your berries.


Yeah. Once I realized that I decided to walk away.

Mike

OzzO
05-05-2011, 01:40 PM
Yeah. Once I realized that I decided to walk away.

Mike

IBL.... or at least before this thread rolls to 20+ pages during the offseason.

:spit:

gtexan02
05-05-2011, 02:40 PM
Over/under on the amount of times one of these guys says "Im done, time to walk away" and then comes back for another go?

mussop
05-05-2011, 08:39 PM
Over/under on the amount of times one of these guys says "Im done, time to walk away" and then comes back for another go?

I never said Im done. I can put this guy in his place in my sleep. He keeps saying he's done but cant stop himself from coming back for more. Some people are just gluten for punishment.

mussop
05-05-2011, 08:47 PM
Yeah. Once I realized that I decided to walk away.

Mike

More like run away yelping with youre tail between youre legs. Your like that little Chihuahua that comes barking at you like its all bad, then you give it a head fake and it takes off running like a scared little @#$ch, only to turn around and start barking again when it realizes its at a safe distance.

I think that is what I will call you from now on, ChihuahuaMike.

mussop
05-05-2011, 08:50 PM
Son, one day you'll understand why I walked away. It was just the right thing to do. You bore me and your humor is one step above momma jokes, so it became pointless. You are still the kid that threw a fit because the league isn't the make a wish foundation and screamed like a banchee when someone explained the facts to you. You can't educate people like that.

I didn't walk away because you won, I walked away because you are a lost cause.

Mike

You just keep telling yourself that and maybe you will actually start believing it and it will be easier for you to sleep tonight. :spit:

GP
05-05-2011, 09:23 PM
I'm with Team Texanmike.

Sorry mussop, I just can't support someone who says the Texans were classless for not taking a charity case but yet you turn around and act classless toward other Texans for it.

I'll support my fellow fans long before I'll turn jackal on them for not supporting my opinion on a guy who has a rod in his leg, a form of cancer that made him a draft risk, and who ended up getting drafted in the UFL and will likely get a shot as an UDFA with the NFL too.

Your position in this debate is as At Risk as the guy you want everyone to adopt.

Texan_Bill
05-05-2011, 09:32 PM
http://jasonjeffrey.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/awjeeznotthisshitagain.jpg


WAR WATT 3:16 says that I just sacked your ass!!!

mussop
05-05-2011, 10:39 PM
I'm with Team Texanmike.

Sorry mussop, I just can't support someone who says the Texans were classless for not taking a charity case but yet you turn around and act classless toward other Texans for it.

I'll support my fellow fans long before I'll turn jackal on them for not supporting my opinion on a guy who has a rod in his leg, a form of cancer that made him a draft risk, and who ended up getting drafted in the UFL and will likely get a shot as an UDFA with the NFL too.

Your position in this debate is as At Risk as the guy you want everyone to adopt.

This really has nothing to do with the subject of Mr Irrelevant. I let go of the subject and admitted I over reacted. This is about ChihuahuaMike following me around the message board and trying to provoke me because he didnt like my opinion. He thought he could bully me but found out real quick he was out of his league.

I usually ignore people like him but what else is there to do now that the draft is over? :spin: As long as he keeps smarting off to me I'll keep slapping him down.

GP
05-05-2011, 10:45 PM
This really has nothing to do with the subject of Mr Irrelevant. I let go of the subject and admitted I over reacted. This is about ChihuahuaMike following me around the message board and trying to provoke me because he didnt like my opinion. He thought he could bully me but found out real quick he was out of his league.

I usually ignore people like him but what else is there to do now that the draft is over? :spin: As long as he keeps smarting off to me I'll keep slapping him down.

He made a snarky jab, you came back and acted kinda' OK about it, then he kept doggin' you about it, and you saw he was just punking you the whole time, and that's where you got offended...because you thought he was using playful banter but he wasn't.

Which makes it all the more funny, to me at least.

This is a whirlpool, mussop, and it's sorta' dragging you under.

mussop
05-05-2011, 10:54 PM
He made a snarky jab, you came back and acted kinda' OK about it, then he kept doggin' you about it, and you saw he was just punking you the whole time, and that's where you got offended...because you thought he was using playful banter but he wasn't.

Which makes it all the more funny, to me at least.

This is a whirlpool, mussop, and it's sorta' dragging you under.

Punking me?? This guy couldnt punk a 12 year old. his comebacks and remarks are pathetic and I never once got offended in this whole thread. He isnt capable of saying anything to offend me. I pretty much laughed my way through the whole thread. And I never thought he was using playful banter either. Im not even sure what you mean by that.

He did his best to provoke me and I had some fun at his expense. Simple as that.

steelbtexan
05-05-2011, 11:01 PM
Man this is going to be a long offseason.

This thread is better than a bunch of legaleze about the lockout. I guess

LOL

Honoring Earl 34
05-05-2011, 11:28 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4WEBwC8ZKJ4/TCU8KmrTsQI/AAAAAAAAAwI/KGzlrTAf4D0/s1600/pistols_1428753c.jpg

TheIronDuke
05-05-2011, 11:28 PM
Eh, mussop is kinda crappy at trying to outwit Mike here. It's not just that he's coming across as unintelligent with his multitude of misspellings and misuses of "you're" and other English words but his come-backs and claims of victory are weak too.

But I am glad he finally changed his signature regarding his feelings of our '08 draft.

mussop
05-05-2011, 11:51 PM
Eh, mussop is kinda crappy at trying to outwit Mike here. It's not just that he's coming across as unintelligent with his multitude of misspellings and misuses of "you're" and other English words but his come-backs and claims of victory are weak too.

But I am glad he finally changed his signature regarding his feelings of our '08 draft.

Its called fighting fire with fire. It does no good to outwit someone with no wit. They wouldn't even know they were outwitted, so what would be the point? When you talk to a baby do you converse with him like an adult or do you change your tone and talk in a cute little baby voice?

But thanks for taking the time to check my spelling and grammar.

mussop
05-05-2011, 11:54 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4WEBwC8ZKJ4/TCU8KmrTsQI/AAAAAAAAAwI/KGzlrTAf4D0/s1600/pistols_1428753c.jpg

Thats me on the right! :hurrah:

Kulluminatii
05-05-2011, 11:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dZv0Y.gif
Keep it coming guys, this thread is awesome :shades:

GP
05-05-2011, 11:57 PM
Punking me?? This guy couldnt punk a 12 year old. his comebacks and remarks are pathetic and I never once got offended in this whole thread. He isnt capable of saying anything to offend me. I pretty much laughed my way through the whole thread. And I never thought he was using playful banter either. Im not even sure what you mean by that.

He did his best to provoke me and I had some fun at his expense. Simple as that.

This is what I saw, at the start of this thread:

1a. DocBar did a nice thing, letting you know a guy you cared about is actually on a team (UFL team).

1b. Mike threw a quick jab in there right away.

2. You replied to DocBar.

3. Mike came back in and said this:

Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense. Know that your reaction did bring a smile to my face.

Mike

4. You replied with:

I'll be you're huckleberry anytime mike.

At this point, I think (just my viewpoint here) that you thought he'd spar a little...but Mike had a roll of quarters balled up in his fists.

5. I had said, earlier on, how Mike put his words together in a way that almost made it seem nice. Mike replied to ME with this:

You know... its kind of like dealing with a w.... nevermind. That would be rude.

Mike

Now if a man had said THAT to me, I'd get a little offended by it. I reckon it didn't set well with you, either. I think that's the point where you grabbed for the tire iron.

6. Then Mike and a few others went on for awhile with a back-and-forth routine, which was interrupted with you trying to serve up some one-liner retorts to Mike. It fell flat.

7. It then got to where Mike was bored with it. I think you started out thinking he was being coy and a bit playful about things, but then you saw he was digging in his claws and it came off as you trying to one-up him.

Just my observation. No better or worse than somebody else's viewpoint, I suppose. I think you should let it go. Don't let this define you. I say this because I, too, have almost let stuff like this define me as well. It's a slippery slope and it doesn't help when we hang onto a thin thread at the same time.

You are passionate about the player and wanting to see him land somewhere. He DID land somewhere, some people are teasing you about it, I suggest we all look at this like we're a bunch of friends hazing one another into the fraternity. Win-win.

Texanmike02
05-06-2011, 12:04 AM
Its called fighting fire with fire. It does no good to outwit someone with no wit. They wouldn't even know they were outwitted, so what would be the point? When you talk to a baby do you converse with him like an adult or do you change your tone and talk in a cute little baby voice?

But thanks for taking the time to check my spelling and grammar.

LOL. This thread is still going on? I wonder which will die first, conspiracy theories involving OBL/POTUS/SEAL TEAM 6/Aliens, or Mussop's journey through puberty.

Mussop, you do impress me. I've never seen someone engage in a 48hour "look at me, look at me" session on here. Maybe I'm not done after this, it depends on how much of an ass you really prove to be.


I'll put it out there simply. You lack command of the English language, you lack the ability to control your temper, and you lack any sort of creativity. You jokes are old and your tantrum is older. All of that translates to poorly written reruns of old jokes from when BILL was in school. The only thing that is funny is that you somehow think you're getting over on anyone; you're not. When you get out of high school you'll learn that burp, fart and sex jokes are only funny when you're hanging out with your little brother. In the adult world jokes are much funnier if they require a little thought.

Now go ahead and make your next sophomoric comment. You can giggle like the little kid you are. If you're really lucky maybe a girl who needs something more than a training bra will ask you to dance in the gym tomorrow.

Mike

Shaft75
05-06-2011, 12:14 AM
I miss Blazing Arrow for this very reason.

Any of you guys hear the rumor that the Tits are going to sign Herzlich as an udfa???

Texanmike02
05-06-2011, 12:18 AM
Just my observation. No better or worse than somebody else's viewpoint, I suppose. I think you should let it go. Don't let this define you. I say this because I, too, have almost let stuff like this define me as well. It's a slippery slope and it doesn't help when we hang onto a thin thread at the same time.

You are passionate about the player and wanting to see him land somewhere. He DID land somewhere, some people are teasing you about it, I suggest we all look at this like we're a bunch of friends hazing one another into the fraternity. Win-win.

I'm good with it. I really thought I would enjoy the banter. The problem, as I've said repeatedly, is that burp and fart jokes (and the like) have an age limit of about 20. I don't mind the kid, and I really have been done with the thread but it keeps popping up. Not only that people are buying popcorn and I feel kind of obligated to put on a show. I feel kind of like I'm playing against the Generals. You know, they try hard... but always seem to come up just short. I think Mussop should tap out and find someone who's either a) funny or b) intelligent.

And you're right... I got bored about the time he brought out the cap... er... wat... hmm "big" guns. You know me man, I'm pretty candid and I've been known to ride people a little from time to time. Of course the people I've ridden so far? SWT and Wagon... I'm not going to say there's a pattern... But seriously, maybe Mussop is a nice guy and I just caught him on a bad week.

Mussop, I'll extend the olive branch. It is on me, being the bigger man, to say I apologize. I hope you have a wonderful evening and I'm sorry for making you look bad.
Mike

mussop
05-06-2011, 12:36 AM
This is what I saw, at the start of this thread:

1a. DocBar did a nice thing, letting you know a guy you cared about is actually on a team (UFL team).

1b. Mike threw a quick jab in there right away.

2. You replied to DocBar.

3. Mike came back in and said this:

Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense. Know that your reaction did bring a smile to my face.

Mike

4. You replied with:

I'll be you're huckleberry anytime mike.

At this point, I think (just my viewpoint here) that you thought he'd spar a little...but Mike had a roll of quarters balled up in his fists.

5. I had said, earlier on, how Mike put his words together in a way that almost made it seem nice. Mike replied to ME with this:

You know... its kind of like dealing with a w.... nevermind. That would be rude.

Mike

Now if a man had said THAT to me, I'd get a little offended by it. I reckon it didn't set well with you, either. I think that's the point where you grabbed for the tire iron.

6. Then Mike and a few others went on for awhile with a back-and-forth routine, which was interrupted with you trying to serve up some one-liner retorts to Mike. It fell flat.

7. It then got to where Mike was bored with it. I think you started out thinking he was being coy and a bit playful about things, but then you saw he was digging in his claws and it came off as you trying to one-up him.

Just my observation. No better or worse than somebody else's viewpoint, I suppose. I think you should let it go. Don't let this define you. I say this because I, too, have almost let stuff like this define me as well. It's a slippery slope and it doesn't help when we hang onto a thin thread at the same time.

You are passionate about the player and wanting to see him land somewhere. He DID land somewhere, some people are teasing you about it, I suggest we all look at this like we're a bunch of friends hazing one another into the fraternity. Win-win.

Sorry bro but your viewpoint is not the reality of the situation, at least not from my perspective. I was toying with him from the beginning. When he came back with

"Dude, I had no idea you have down syndrome... I'll leave you alone. I sensed from the banter that it wasn't a level playing field. But I really didn't know you had down syndrome."

I knew I had to dumb it down for him or loose his attention. So I pulled out the cheesiest jokes I could think of and threw them at him.

Number 5 may of offended your manhood but I just thought it was another weak reply. Didn't bother me one bit. Then digging in with his claws?? With what? His I know you are but what am I 5th grade replies.

He came here to mess with me and I sent it back tenfold. How long I continue to send it back via his level depends on him. Sorry if you don't see it that way but to be honest, I don't come here seeking approval from you or anyone else. Hope that doesn't offend you. You seem like a nice person but I'm not the kind of person to take sh!t off of someone just because It might make me look bad.

For every stupid post he makes in my direction I will make 3 back at him. My intention is to do on to him that he wishes to do to me. Judging from his last post, it's working. :whip:

Showtime100
05-06-2011, 12:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dZv0Y.gif
Keep it coming guys, this thread is awesome :shades:

Sometimes it's funny just because it's funny. :spit:

Texanmike02
05-06-2011, 12:57 AM
He came here to mess with me and I sent it back tenfold. How long I continue to send it back via his level depends on him. Sorry if you don't see it that way but to be honest, I don't come here seeking approval from you or anyone else. Hope that doesn't offend you. You seem like a nice person but I'm not the kind of person to take sh!t off of someone just because It might make me look bad.

For every stupid post he makes in my direction I will make 3 back at him. My intention is to do on to him that he wishes to do to me. Judging from his last post, it's working. :whip:

So wait. If I write one post about you, you're going to write 3 about me? Can I get that in writing? I figure if I get that kind of return on my investment that it's worth it to go ahead and keep writing. I'm doing the world a favor that way.

I'll fax over the contract, can you have a guardian sign it?

Now allow me to explain this to you. I'm trying to be constructive. You need a comprehension (or at least a composition) class.

I said "you remind me of my younger brother"
You said "must be tough having a younger brother with Down Syndrome"
That implies that YOU have down syndrome.

Here, you say that if I write a stupid post you will write 3 in my direction. You've also said that you will give it back 10 fold. Do you see what you're doing here? Am I the only one that sees this? You suffer from a bad case of subject verb disagreement man. It makes you look totally ignorant so lets take a look at you from my (and several other people's perspective).

You have no class. You've shown that repeatedly especially in the thread prior to this ones.

You can't control your temper. (see the note above)

You are either terrible at composing/comprehending written English, or you are a moron. I really hope you're just bad at saying what you mean because if you are really as stupid as you appear to be (10x more stupid than I am) then I feel kind of sorry for you.

You're just not funny. I've tried repeatedly to warn you. This isn't the playgrounds. If you're going to try to use rhetorical humor, make it funny. Stop setting me up.

You really do seem to be a lost cause.

Mike

mussop
05-06-2011, 01:03 AM
Mikey Mikey Mikey you know your intention was to come here and get under my skin. It was never about having playful banter. Sorry that I turned it around on you but you had it coming. If you are willing to admit that I will accept your un-sincere apology and gladly move on. IF not, I will be back Tuesday night and we can continue this for as long as you like. Unlike you, I have enjoyed this. :peek:

mussop
05-06-2011, 01:10 AM
So wait. If I write one post about you, you're going to write 3 about me? Can I get that in writing? I figure if I get that kind of return on my investment that it's worth it to go ahead and keep writing. I'm doing the world a favor that way.

I'll fax over the contract, can you have a guardian sign it?

Now allow me to explain this to you. I'm trying to be constructive. You need a comprehension (or at least a composition) class.

I said "you remind me of my younger brother"
You said "must be tough having a younger brother with Down Syndrome"
That implies that YOU have down syndrome.

Here, you say that if I write a stupid post you will write 3 in my direction. You've also said that you will give it back 10 fold. Do you see what you're doing here? Am I the only one that sees this? You suffer from a bad case of subject verb disagreement man. It makes you look totally ignorant so lets take a look at you from my (and several other people's perspective).

You have no class. You've shown that repeatedly especially in the thread prior to this ones.

You can't control your temper. (see the note above)

You are either terrible at composing/comprehending written English, or you are a moron. I really hope you're just bad at saying what you mean because if you are really as stupid as you appear to be (10x more stupid than I am) then I feel kind of sorry for you.

You're just not funny. I've tried repeatedly to warn you. This isn't the playgrounds. If you're going to try to use rhetorical humor, make it funny. Stop setting me up.

You really do seem to be a lost cause.

Mike

Stop attacking my intelligence, its not fair. I'm going to tell my dad!

:spin: WEEEEEEEEE!!!! Dis ride jus keeps getten better and better!!!

:kitten:

Texanmike02
05-06-2011, 01:30 AM
Mikey Mikey Mikey you know your intention was to come here and get under my skin. It was never about having playful banter. Sorry that I turned it around on you but you had it coming. If you are willing to admit that I will accept your un-sincere apology and gladly move on. IF not, I will be back Tuesday night and we can continue this for as long as you like. Unlike you, I have enjoyed this. :peek:

The great thing about giving a kitten yarn? They enjoy it. Hopefully, the thread is dead by then. We're 14 trillion dollars in debt and I'm watching a kitten get tangled up in some sort of verbal yarn... yawn... its time to go to sleep.

And its killing me.

unto him not on to him
insincere not un-sincere
you're = you are
your = possessive
gnat not nat....

I figure if you're going to look bad, you can at least look semi-educated doing it.


Mike

Miggsy
05-06-2011, 03:11 AM
Am I missing something here? The only decent burn in here was mussop accidentally calling himself a downy and texanmike rubbing it in his face a little too long.

You are both claiming victory over the other and pumping yourselves up when nothing of substance has happened on either side itt (aside from tm being much more grammatically sound).

This saddens me. In fact it makes me wonder if you two were locked in a room together whether you'd need mouth pieces and gloves or just a bunch of rubbers and lube.



Aaaanyway, this is great for cancer destroying super man if my thinking is correct. Not sure when the UFL season starts but if it's when the normal NFL season starts he's going to be playing when no one else gets to. NFL scouts will definitely be watching and even if he doesn't get picked up during the season he will just be getting stronger and more seasoned for the bigs next year. I've heard the UFL considers itself (or at least others consider it) the minor league of the NFL. Well, this is one guy that I'm fairly certain will benefit from it.

Showtime100
05-06-2011, 04:03 AM
Am I missing something here? The only decent burn in here was mussop accidentally calling himself a downy and texanmike rubbing it in his face a little too long.

You are both claiming victory over the other and pumping yourselves up when nothing of substance has happened on either side itt (aside from tm being much more grammatically sound).

This saddens me. In fact it makes me wonder if you two were locked in a room together whether you'd need mouth pieces and gloves or just a bunch of rubbers and lube.



Aaaanyway, this is great for cancer destroying super man if my thinking is correct. Not sure when the UFL season starts but if it's when the normal NFL season starts he's going to be playing when no one else gets to. NFL scouts will definitely be watching and even if he doesn't get picked up during the season he will just be getting stronger and more seasoned for the bigs next year. I've heard the UFL considers itself (or at least others consider it) the minor league of the NFL. Well, this is one guy that I'm fairly certain will benefit from it.

Anybody want to tell Miggsy where he or she went wrong? Hands? :D j/k

Section516
05-06-2011, 04:28 AM
I'm not sure if either on of you all are serious but I sincerely hope not.. How exactly do you win a thread war? Maybe the other members should rate and tally the scores?

Texanmike02
05-06-2011, 08:30 AM
Am I missing something here? The only decent burn in here was mussop accidentally calling himself a downy and texanmike rubbing it in his face a little too long.

You are both claiming victory over the other and pumping yourselves up when nothing of substance has happened on either side itt (aside from tm being much more grammatically sound).

This saddens me. In fact it makes me wonder if you two were locked in a room together whether you'd need mouth pieces and gloves or just a bunch of rubbers and lube.



Aaaanyway, this is great for cancer destroying super man if my thinking is correct. Not sure when the UFL season starts but if it's when the normal NFL season starts he's going to be playing when no one else gets to. NFL scouts will definitely be watching and even if he doesn't get picked up during the season he will just be getting stronger and more seasoned for the bigs next year. I've heard the UFL considers itself (or at least others consider it) the minor league of the NFL. Well, this is one guy that I'm fairly certain will benefit from it.

OMG. /thread. Well except the rubbers and lube, that's a little jacked up. I would probably give him a book without pictures and watch him cry.

For the record, I've never 'claimed victory'... The thread comes back up to the top and my dumb ass clicks on it again. Its like a train wreck, except I'm part of it this time.

Mike

TheIronDuke
05-06-2011, 09:09 AM
Next I think y'all should have a photoshop challenge. Message board flame wars ftw.

Texanmike02
05-06-2011, 09:53 AM
Next I think y'all should have a photoshop challenge. Message board flame wars ftw.

I would, but he would get out the finger paints, ruin his monitor and sue me. I'll pass.

Mike

HOU-TEX
05-06-2011, 09:55 AM
http://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz343/DrFeelgood127/Pics%20Gifs%20online/1238512613_guy-humping-a-tree-1.gif

HOU-TEX
05-06-2011, 09:59 AM
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1868/texas.gif

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2134/texas2.gif

HTown2ATX
05-06-2011, 01:20 PM
This thread is right up there with a good old craiglist rant and rave flame fight minus the swearing and nude pics...

lol

GP
05-06-2011, 01:29 PM
I can't believe the mods have let it go this long.

It feels like we have a cloak of invisibility or something. Ha-ha. Those bastards can't see what's going on here. Let's stage a takeover, and then WE will rule this land and eat all the good food and drink all the good wine.

Who is with me? Since they can't see this thread, we should all meet at 4 p.m. at my place 2314 Garden St. (my place is down in the basement of my mom's house). Oh, and if you see a stray sock here and there...don't pick it up. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin....

And big thanks to the person who cloaked this thread. Genius.

Blake
05-06-2011, 02:17 PM
Yall need to stop with the Down Syndrome talk. They might get upset that yall are lumping them in with mussop. I am thinking mussop was educated in Detroit. (http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/05/04/report-nearly-half-of-detroiters-cant-read/)

gtexan02
05-06-2011, 03:41 PM
I can't believe the mods have let it go this long.

It feels like we have a cloak of invisibility or something. Ha-ha. Those bastards can't see what's going on here. Let's stage a takeover, and then WE will rule this land and eat all the good food and drink all the good wine.

Who is with me? Since they can't see this thread, we should all meet at 4 p.m. at my place 2314 Garden St. (my place is down in the basement of my mom's house). Oh, and if you see a stray sock here and there...don't pick it up. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin....

And big thanks to the person who cloaked this thread. Genius.

The first rule of the "For Mussop" thread. You don't speak of the "For Mussop" thread.

2314 Garden St sounds like an awesome place meet. I frequently sleep upstairs. :yes:

HTown2ATX
05-06-2011, 03:43 PM
Yall need to stop with the Down Syndrome talk. [/URL]


Who said some shit about people with Down Syndrome? :bat:

I may have something to say on my sisters behalf on that...

GP
05-06-2011, 04:03 PM
The first rule of the "For Mussop" thread. You don't speak of the "For Mussop" thread.

2314 Garden St sounds like an awesome place meet. I frequently sleep upstairs. :yes:

Is that a...are you saying you are...I can't believe you would...:worm:

My dad's not even attracted to you, man.

gtexan02
05-06-2011, 04:04 PM
Is that a...are you saying you are...I can't believe you would...:worm:

My dad's not even attracted to you, man.

:spit:

Now this is how fun messageboard banter is supposed to look.

Well played GP, well played!

gary
05-06-2011, 04:22 PM
This thread should not have even started in the first place. The title calls out a poster which from what I understand is already against forum rules. Secondly the title of this thread just begs for trouble from the get go if you ask me when some one has their screen name in it and there was already a thread stated about Mark Herzlich by Mussop and this subject had already been discussed. I honestly did not see any reason to bring this up once again by anyone. I am sure this thread was not meant to cause trouble but it certainly has and therefore I don't believe it was a good idea to post it. Sometimes it a good idea to think twice about posting a thread with the username of another poster for certain/specific purposes if you follow me but this just a suggestion by loan message board poster so to each their own opinion. I am just calling this thread as I see it which it something that never had to be the case/true.

TheIronDuke
05-06-2011, 04:46 PM
This thread should not have even started in the first place. The title calls out a poster which from what I understand is already against forum rules.

Did you read the first post by the OP? It wasn't even a call out at all, I say let them continue, gives us something entertaining to read.

gary
05-06-2011, 04:59 PM
Did you read the first post by the OP? It wasn't even a call out at all, I say let them continue, gives us something entertaining to read.There is just something about the title though it not positive especially when there was a thread about this earlier. Why go on? It just seems senseless from my prospective so I have stated my .02 cents here and I am done here. EDIT I am not sure how much entertainment value this provides but no one wins nor do they look good afterwards which is just the truth and not a knock on anyone.

DocBar
05-06-2011, 05:34 PM
This thread should not have even started in the first place. The title calls out a poster which from what I understand is already against forum rules. Secondly the title of this thread just begs for trouble from the get go if you ask me when some one has their screen name in it and there was already a thread stated about Mark Herzlich by Mussop and this subject had already been discussed. I honestly did not see any reason to bring this up once again by anyone. I am sure this thread was not meant to cause trouble but it certainly has and therefore I don't believe it was a good idea to post it. Sometimes it a good idea to think twice about posting a thread with the username of another poster for certain/specific purposes if you follow me but this just a suggestion by loan message board poster so to each their own opinion. I am just calling this thread as I see it which it something that never had to be the case/true.Gary, I gave an explaination to why I started this thread. I was not being mean spirited or a smartazz in any way. I felt bad for Herzlich and for Mussop because he is obviously emotionally involved in this. My intentions were good. Where it went from there, I admit, I didn't consider. I certainly didn't think anyone would use it for ridicule or a basis for personal attacks. I WILL think twice before using a username when starting a thread in the future. I guess no good deed goes unpunished.
EDIT: For the record, I didn't ask you and the thread about Herzlich was locked when I started this one. I also see no need to consult you on which threads do or do not need to be started on here. If you don't like a particular thread, then don't get involved with it. I neither need nor want your input on what does or does not belong on here. That's what moderators are for. YOU are not a moderator.

gary
05-06-2011, 06:01 PM
Gary, I gave an explaination to why I started this thread. I was not being mean spirited or a smartazz in any way. I felt bad for Herzlich and for Mussop because he is obviously emotionally involved in this. My intentions were good. Where it went from there, I admit, I didn't consider. I certainly didn't think anyone would use it for ridicule or a basis for personal attacks. I WILL think twice before using a username when starting a thread in the future. I guess no good deed goes unpunished.I want you to know that I am not implying that this is your fault. I just do not care for any thread which turns into two or more people hating each other without even having met face to face that is not cool. I do not hate anyone on here. No not even SWB who has personally done wrong to others on here or wagonhead even though he has personally attacked others on here. I just wonder how we all would talk to each other if this entire board met each other in public hopefully it would be very civil and respectful towards one another because I know and deep down I think all of us would act well at a face to face encounter because I'd like to believe we all are generally nice and a cool bunch of folks. At least I truly hope that would indeed be true. Again just my .02 cents to each their own.

GP
05-06-2011, 07:03 PM
I want you to know that I am not implying that this is your fault. I just do not care for any thread which turns into two or more people hating each other without even having met face to face that is not cool. I do not hate anyone on here. No not even SWB who has personally done wrong to others on here or wagonhead even though he has personally attacked others on here. I just wonder how we all would talk to each other if this entire board met each other in public hopefully it would be very civil and respectful towards one another because I know and deep down I think all of us would act well at a face to face encounter because I'd like to believe we all are generally nice and a cool bunch of folks. At least I truly hope that would indeed be true. Again just my .02 cents to each their own.

Now I'm going to start in on YOU, gary. You asked for it.

Just kidding. Just kidding...

Look, mussop and Mike are OK. They each were taking one another to task and it happens sometimes. What has happened, however, is that everyone is jumping in and hijacking the thread from them. Which is super cool.

It's taking shit and making shit lemonade, so to speak. Win-win for everyone!

:doodoo jokes rule!:

gary
05-06-2011, 07:10 PM
Gary, I gave an explaination to why I started this thread. I was not being mean spirited or a smartazz in any way. I felt bad for Herzlich and for Mussop because he is obviously emotionally involved in this. My intentions were good. Where it went from there, I admit, I didn't consider. I certainly didn't think anyone would use it for ridicule or a basis for personal attacks. I WILL think twice before using a username when starting a thread in the future. I guess no good deed goes unpunished.
EDIT: For the record, I didn't ask you and the thread about Herzlich was locked when I started this one. I also see no need to consult you on which threads do or do not need to be started on here. If you don't like a particular thread, then don't get involved with it. I neither need nor want your input on what does or does not belong on here. That's what moderators are for. YOU are not a moderator.If you read my last post I was an ass at all about my feelings. Sorry I just hate to see any thread go sour like this when has when we all have not met each other. This is just bad either way. I am not a moderator nor did I tell you to stop this but I don't think we'd treat each other this way in the naked eye or at least I hope not. Thank you very much.

GP
05-06-2011, 11:09 PM
If you read my last post I was an ass at all about my feelings. Sorry I just hate to see any thread go sour like this when has when we all have not met each other. This is just bad either way. I am not a moderator nor did I tell you to stop this but I don't think we'd treat each other this way in the naked eye or at least I hope not. Thank you very much.

This thread didn't go sour.

It was a two-man pee'ing contest, a weak one at that, and others jumped in and made it a funny thread.

I actually thought it was entertaining and was a relief and a diversion from the NFL vs. Players lawsuit crap going on.

Nobody died here today. Seal Team 6 has not busted in on us, so we're all OK.

TheIronDuke
05-06-2011, 11:17 PM
This thread didn't go sour.

It was a two-man pee'ing contest, a weak one at that, and others jumped in and made it a funny thread.

I actually thought it was entertaining and was a relief and a diversion from the NFL vs. Players lawsuit crap going on.

Nobody died here today. Seal Team 6 has not busted in on us, so we're all OK.

I agree, lighten up Gary, an 18 year old shouldn't take everything so seriously.

Dutchrudder
05-06-2011, 11:43 PM
Yall need to stop with the Down Syndrome talk. They might get upset that yall are lumping them in with mussop. I am thinking mussop was educated in Detroit. (http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/05/04/report-nearly-half-of-detroiters-cant-read/)

So do we need a thread establishing which diseases are OK to use for smack and which aren't? Or maybe we could have a Deathmatch disease game. AIDS vs polio, Rectal cancer vs malaria, Alzheimer's vs Titan-fandom. I'm sure we could fill out a bracket of 64 and get some cheap laughs :-)

Miggsy
05-07-2011, 02:59 AM
Anybody want to tell Miggsy where he went wrong? Hands? :D j/k

dude...



OMG. /thread. Well except the rubbers and lube, that's a little jacked up. I would probably give him a book without pictures and watch him cry.

For the record, I've never 'claimed victory'... The thread comes back up to the top and my dumb ass clicks on it again. Its like a train wreck, except I'm part of it this time.

Mike

Haha my bad tm didn't mean to put words in your mouth. You two's posts just started running together to me I guess.

Oh no I think I just insulted you worse than mussop has :hide:





Also Gary lighten up a little brah. It's the internets. This is what we do.

DocBar
05-07-2011, 03:15 AM
If you read my last post I was an ass at all about my feelings. Sorry I just hate to see any thread go sour like this when has when we all have not met each other. This is just bad either way. I am not a moderator nor did I tell you to stop this but I don't think we'd treat each other this way in the naked eye or at least I hope not. Thank you very much.It's all good.

Showtime100
05-07-2011, 03:17 AM
dude...


what

rmartin65
05-07-2011, 08:03 AM
what

http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/2010/06/17/jon2.jpg

http://spencerchristian.org/youth/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chappelle_lil_john_01.jpg

steelbtexan
05-07-2011, 09:05 AM
To think the mods have killed good football talk threads because posters were being too tough on BoB's cheap a** decision to bring back Rick and Gary. But this thread carries on. Man I'm ready for FA/Football season to begin.

Continue ........

steelbtexan
05-07-2011, 09:12 AM
So do we need a thread establishing which diseases are OK to use for smack and which aren't? Or maybe we could have a Deathmatch disease game. AIDS vs polio, Rectal cancer vs malaria, Alzheimer's vs Titan-fandom. I'm sure we could fill out a bracket of 64 and get some cheap laughs :-)

Let the brackets begin.

My 2/15 upset special.

Virtues of Gonarhea (SP?) over syphilis (SP?

Dont know how to spell sexually transmitted diseases. Would someone with more experience with these diseases correct my spelling. LOL

Honoring Earl 34
05-07-2011, 09:26 AM
This might help .

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/255343/

FirstTexansFan
05-07-2011, 10:09 AM
This might help .

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/255343/

I've never supported the death penalty.... until now :wadepalm:

DocBar
05-07-2011, 11:32 AM
If we don't have a smack talk forum, this thread has convinced me we need one.

Showtime100
05-07-2011, 11:57 AM
http://spencerchristian.org/youth/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chappelle_lil_john_01.jpg

That all funny and so on but it still doesen't answer my question to him.

I need a little more than "dude" to know what F he's talking about.

rmartin65
05-07-2011, 11:58 AM
That all funny and so on but it still doesen't answer my question to him.

I need a little more than "dude" to know what F he's talking about.

I did not know there was any real discussion in this thread. I saw "what" and pictured the Chappelle skit.

Showtime100
05-07-2011, 12:03 PM
I did not know there was any real discussion in this thread. I saw "what" and pictured the Chappelle skit.

Yeah I know. I was making a ....forget it. :wadepalm:

gary
05-07-2011, 12:11 PM
This is just smack talk? Alright then. I am out of here.

Showtime100
05-07-2011, 12:16 PM
This is just smack talk? Alright then. I am out of here.

No smack here, but this is the dumbest thread currently on the books. :lol:

gary
05-07-2011, 12:19 PM
No smack here, but this is the dumbest thread currently on the books. :lol::bravo::lol:

rmartin65
05-07-2011, 12:55 PM
Yeah I know. I was making a ....forget it. :wadepalm:

Ahhh, gotcha. Must have read it with a different inflection than intended. Mea culpa.

awtysst
05-07-2011, 01:06 PM
Its called fighting fire with fire. It does no good to outwit someone with no wit. They wouldn't even know they were outwitted, so what would be the point? When you talk to a baby do you converse with him like an adult or do you change your tone and talk in a cute little baby voice?

But thanks for taking the time to check my spelling and grammar.

That's actually a really bad idea, btw. You want to converse with the baby with actual words so that the baby can begin to develop his/her vocabulary and begin to learn phrases. Remember, a baby is a sponge for learning so it is important to teach worthwhile information to the baby. Baby talk is detrimental to the baby's development.

Using baby talk around the baby may reduce his/her learning and slow down his/her language acquisition.

gary
05-07-2011, 01:54 PM
I just would like everyone to know Mike and I have PM each other and everything is gravy but no potatoes and I like those.

DocBar
05-07-2011, 02:06 PM
The first rule of the "For Mussop" thread. You don't speak of the "For Mussop" thread.

2314 Garden St sounds like an awesome place meet. I frequently sleep upstairs. :yes:So now we have a TTWWNM to go with HWWNBN? We need someone to work on the acromnyms for us.

gtexan02
05-07-2011, 03:15 PM
So now we have a TTWWNM to go with HWWNBN? We need someone to work on the acromnyms for us.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9151/formussop.jpg

Dutchrudder
05-07-2011, 03:25 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2556/3718356547_c0065dd78c.jpg

http://mahopa.de/bilder/funny-forum-pictures/no-hope-for-this-thread.jpg

Honoring Earl 34
05-07-2011, 04:12 PM
http://www.herznation.com/fun/

DocBar
05-07-2011, 06:50 PM
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9151/formussop.jpgTHAT is soooo effed up. I laughed, but I wouldn't support it. I made the thread, so it should say DocBar. This abortion is my fault, not Mussops.

gtexan02
05-07-2011, 10:27 PM
THAT is soooo effed up. I laughed, but I wouldn't support it. I made the thread, so it should say DocBar. This abortion is my fault, not Mussops.

I didn't mean to make it an avatar, just that this is the "For Mussop" Thread, which is like Fight Club. Hence the soap!

DocBar
05-08-2011, 02:47 AM
I didn't mean to make it an avatar, just that this is the "For Mussop" Thread, which is like Fight Club. Hence the soap!

ahhh...I see said the blind man.

80tothezone
05-13-2011, 04:36 AM
You're right, a nat would be a better comparison.



Arguing? Let's call it a verbal octagon. Although I have to admit that kind of puts into perspective the matchup here. You ( erkle) me Cane valasquez .



It must of been tough growing up with a little brother with down syndrome.



Me angry? If you want to see what angry looks like take a gander in the mirror. I know it is boiling over in you that you aren't capable of competing with me on any level.

Soon you will have the same feelings running through you as Osama did when the navy seals kicked down his door.

But don't worry I'll actually really mean it when I say "do you surrender?".

Last chance to prove you are smart enough to walk away from a battle you can't win. Oh and mike, tag your it.
As his younger brother I kinda take offense to that...but other than that you two have at it...

Blake
05-13-2011, 08:53 AM
Woah this thread is still kickin eh? Pretty interesting since Mussop has been MIA. Carry on.

Texanmike02
05-13-2011, 09:41 AM
As his younger brother I kinda take offense to that...but other than that you two have at it...

I think it ran its course. It was boring 5 days ago... why bring it back man?

Mike

mussop
05-14-2011, 11:10 AM
http://jasonjeffrey.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/awjeeznotthisshitagain.jpg


Yep here we go agaisn!

Eh, mussop is kinda crappy at trying to outwit Mike here. It's not just that he's coming across as unintelligent with his multitude of misspellings and misuses of "you're" and other English words but his come-backs and claims of victory are weak too.

But I am glad he finally changed his signature regarding his feelings of our '08 draft.

I even changed my avatar. Hope you like it.


I think Mussop should tap out and find someone who's either a) funny or b) intelligent.

Cmom mike you're being to hard on yourself.


And you're right... I got bored about the time he brought out the cap... er... wat... hmm "big" guns. You know me man, I'm pretty candid and I've been known to ride people a little from time to time. Of course the people I've ridden so far? SWT and Wagon... I'm not going to say there's a pattern... But seriously, maybe Mussop is a nice guy and I just caught him on a bad week.

I would say there definatly is a pattern. It seems as though you have a problem controling your temper, you have no class and you've jsut admitted it. You jump on people who are emotionally vested in a subject and throw gasoline on the fire. They do have anger management classes for such things Mike. You should look into them instead of taking out your anger on "less educated" people. But hey if thats what makes you feel like a man?


Now allow me to explain this to you. I'm trying to be constructive. You need a comprehension (or at least a composition) class.

I said "you remind me of my younger brother"
You said "must be tough having a younger brother with Down Syndrome"
That implies that YOU have down syndrome.

Here, you say that if I write a stupid post you will write 3 in my direction. You've also said that you will give it back 10 fold. Do you see what you're doing here? Am I the only one that sees this? You suffer from a bad case of subject verb disagreement man. It makes you look totally ignorant so lets take a look at you from my (and several other people's perspective).

You have no class. You've shown that repeatedly especially in the thread prior to this ones.

You can't control your temper. (see the note above)

You are either terrible at composing/comprehending written English, or you are a moron. I really hope you're just bad at saying what you mean because if you are really as stupid as you appear to be (10x more stupid than I am) then I feel kind of sorry for you.

And its killing me.

unto him not on to him
insincere not un-sincere
you're = you are
your = possessive
gnat not nat....

I figure if you're going to look bad, you can at least look semi-educated doing it.

Mike

Really Mike? Going the, Im more educated angle? What is really sad here is that you think anyone should care how "educated" they look in a smack talking match on an football forum. Obviously you have some repressed sexual feelings that you need to discuss with a professional. I would try and point you in the right direction but I dont even know where to begin looking for a Transexual therefore you will have to seek out help on your own.



We're 14 trillion dollars in debt and I'm watching a kitten get tangled up in some sort of verbal yarn...

Yeh Mike you get right on to fixing that budget. Talk about sophomoronic.


Hopefully now that my medication dosages have been lowered I can "look at least semi-educated" in this monkey shit fight. Carry on!

GP
05-14-2011, 09:54 PM
(sigh)

:attentionwhore:

DocBar
05-15-2011, 06:32 PM
Mods, please lock this thread. Just kill it. Another good deed gone wrong.

GP
05-15-2011, 11:01 PM
Mods, please lock this thread. Just kill it. Another good deed gone wrong.

Seven. Pages.

LOL. This is a bigger hit than Saving Private Ryan.

beerlover
05-15-2011, 11:12 PM
Mods, please lock this thread. Just kill it. Another good deed gone wrong.

Kill Mussop, I mean fire Mussop, er....delete Mussop or whatever :ahhaha:

Dutchrudder
05-15-2011, 11:18 PM
Mods, please lock this thread. Just kill it. Another good deed gone wrong.

Yeah mods, do your job! But ignore that $1000 proposition in the other thread cause gambling isn't illegal or anything...

:lol:

mussop
05-15-2011, 11:38 PM
(sigh)

:attentionwhore:

(Sigh)

:fingergun:

mussop
05-15-2011, 11:39 PM
Mods, please lock this thread. Just kill it. Another good deed gone wrong.

Sorry Doc!! Couldn't resist.

mussop
05-15-2011, 11:40 PM
Kill Mussop, I mean fire Mussop, er....delete Mussop or whatever :ahhaha:

Go drink another beer! :aggressive:

mussop
05-15-2011, 11:42 PM
Seven. Pages.

LOL. This is a bigger hit than Saving Private Ryan.

You're just jealous because you have never been the focal point of a five star thread. :peek:

GP
05-16-2011, 11:35 AM
You're just jealous because you have never been the focal point of a five star thread. :peek:

This would be like saying I am jealous of my neighbor having his house egged every weekend because the teenage hooligans refuse to egg mine and give me some attention.

For what it's worth, I think everyone but gary got a kick out of the thread.

It would be cool to enforce a "gentleman's duel" over threads like this. You and Mike could take 30 paces with a paintball gun and frozen paintballs, video it and post it for all of us to see.

Note to Kevin: I'd pay to see that.

Texecutioner
05-16-2011, 12:07 PM
It would be cool to enforce a "gentleman's duel" over threads like this. You and Mike could take 30 paces with a paintball gun and frozen paintballs, video it and post it for all of us to see.

Note to Kevin: I'd pay to see that.

High Noon baby!! High Noon!! :cowboy1:

SheTexan
05-16-2011, 01:56 PM
Kill Mussop, I mean fire Mussop, er....delete Mussop or whatever :ahhaha:

Someone please let me know when this happens! No smilie faces! I'm dead serious!!

Blake
05-16-2011, 02:06 PM
MUSSOP FAIL

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/tree9148/failure.jpg

mussop
05-16-2011, 05:55 PM
MUSSOP FAIL

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/tree9148/failure.jpg



And sometimes you do.

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/9/6/collegehumor.76471c1914a5efeec9db9e963d407581.jpg

mussop
05-16-2011, 07:12 PM
Someone please let me know when this happens! No smilie faces! I'm dead serious!!


Seriously no smiley faces!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fy2W3RIAYsw/SjGBuXkgQCI/AAAAAAAAAQc/Lkc9NZVaX8U/s400/kid-flipping-bird.jpg

Texanmike02
05-17-2011, 11:43 AM
http://jasonjeffrey.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/awjeeznotthisshitagain.jpg


Yep here we go agaisn!



I even changed my avatar. Hope you like it.




Cmom mike you're being to hard on yourself.




I would say there definatly is a pattern. It seems as though you have a problem controling your temper, you have no class and you've jsut admitted it. You jump on people who are emotionally vested in a subject and throw gasoline on the fire. They do have anger management classes for such things Mike. You should look into them instead of taking out your anger on "less educated" people. But hey if thats what makes you feel like a man?




Really Mike? Going the, Im more educated angle? What is really sad here is that you think anyone should care how "educated" they look in a smack talking match on an football forum. Obviously you have some repressed sexual feelings that you need to discuss with a professional. I would try and point you in the right direction but I dont even know where to begin looking for a Transexual therefore you will have to seek out help on your own.





Yeh Mike you get right on to fixing that budget. Talk about sophomoronic.


Hopefully now that my medication dosages have been lowered I can "look at least semi-educated" in this monkey shit fight. Carry on!

Your retort is a fail. All of it. First of all... and second... and lastly...

I cut out the hard to read parts for your benefit. Mussop, your fame is fleeting... hopefully this thread and your 15 minutes are up. It is disappointing... You had a chance to really shine. Instead, you're the motherboard version of Tony Hollings. Well, except that Hollings didn't repeatedly declare himself the winner.

Mike

DocBar
05-20-2011, 12:40 AM
WOW!!! A few days of international travel and this thread is alive and well. Someone break out the stakes, silver bullets, garlic, SOMETHING!!!! Mussop, I'll never post a nice thread again!!!!

DocBar
05-20-2011, 12:52 AM
Yeah mods, do your job! But ignore that $1000 proposition in the other thread cause gambling isn't illegal or anything...

:lol:I meant that wager. I've been traveling for a few days so I haven't seen anything else on it. I don't believe private wagers are illegal, btw.

EDIT: What thread did I post that on?

Dutchrudder
05-20-2011, 05:01 PM
I meant that wager. I've been traveling for a few days so I haven't seen anything else on it. I don't believe private wagers are illegal, btw.

EDIT: What thread did I post that on?

I dunno what thread it was in, but according to the state of Texas, I'm pretty sure your 'private wager' is illegal. Either way, I would guess that's not something the admins would like to be involved with on this forum.


47.02. Gambling

(a) A person commits an offense if he:

(1) makes a bet on the partial or final result of a game or contest or on the performance of a participant in a game or contest;

(2) makes a bet on the result of any political nomination, appointment, or election or on the degree of success of any nominee, appointee, or candidate; or

(3) plays and bets for money or other thing of value at any game played with cards, dice, balls, or any other gambling device.

http://www.gambling-law-us.com/State-Laws/Texas/

DocBar
06-01-2011, 12:50 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/01/herzlich-describes-himself-as-cam-newton-of-free-agency/

DocBar
11-20-2011, 09:31 PM
Hey Mussop, watching your boy play in the starting lineup tonight!!! At this point, I'd take him over Chester Cheetah, or whoever we took in the 7th round of the draft.

steelbtexan
11-20-2011, 11:00 PM
He's actually looking pretty good.

I would've taken the chance with a 7th rd pick.

I mean the odds were low that cheetah would make it. The odds were better that a guy like Herzlich would make it over a guy like Chester Cheetah. IMHO

LikeMike
11-20-2011, 11:05 PM
Not only that, but the Texans would`ve gotten quiet some media exposer for making him Mr. Irrelevant... well, it`s good to see him out there at least...

mussop
11-21-2011, 07:09 AM
Because of work deadlines I recorded it but haven't had the chance to watch it yet. Probably wont until this weekend. How did he do?

DocBar
11-21-2011, 08:52 AM
Because of work deadlines I recorded it but haven't had the chance to watch it yet. Probably wont until this weekend. How did he do?

He did pretty ok from what I saw. I only watched the 1st half.