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Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:10 PM
So a lot has been said about Kubiak's "Denny's menu" he carries during the games. A lot of talk about how real coaches don't need a color coded playsheet like that, and if he's been in the NFL for so long he should have his stuff memorized by now. Yet another reason why he's a terrible coach, right?

I just found it kind of interesting as I was scrolling through pictures of the most recent 2011 Playoff Coaches...

I guess Kubiak has some friends at his Denny's table.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/249/880/GYI0059182184_crop_450x500.jpg?1261608561

Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:11 PM
Super Bowl Champion...

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Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:11 PM
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Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:12 PM
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Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:13 PM
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Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:13 PM
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Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:14 PM
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Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:14 PM
http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rex2.jpg

Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:15 PM
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Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 03:15 PM
And the grand daddy of them all.....


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HoustonFrog
02-17-2011, 03:33 PM
Do these coaches hide behind it and then turn their back when big plays are about to happen? Maybe they have the adult menu with the Grand Slams and he has the kids menu.:) Just had to....

Hottoddie
02-17-2011, 03:33 PM
And the grand daddy of them all.....




Oops! Never mind.

Texan4Ever
02-17-2011, 03:46 PM
http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rex2.jpg


Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

Honoring Earl 34
02-17-2011, 03:50 PM
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infantrycak
02-17-2011, 03:52 PM
It always was a dumb criticism.

eriadoc
02-17-2011, 03:52 PM
There's only one group of people that can change the fact that Kubiak is a loser, and you're not in it.

Honoring Earl 34
02-17-2011, 03:53 PM
Well ... I guess this is delivery ?

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/81394638.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA5480FDB3358DE5B6B20 D6F6280ED487E34BD15030D8C5799A9F

Double Barrel
02-17-2011, 04:07 PM
So a lot has been said about Kubiak's "Denny's menu" he carries during the games. A lot of talk about how real coaches don't need a color coded playsheet like that, and if he's been in the NFL for so long he should have his stuff memorized by now. Yet another reason why he's a terrible coach, right?

I just found it kind of interesting as I was scrolling through pictures of the most recent 2011 Playoff Coaches...

I guess Kubiak has some friends at his Denny's table.


I think that you're taking it much too serious. Perhaps there have been a couple of folks that are actually critical...I honestly can't recall anyone with a serious criticism of it...but more people just having fun with the idea because laughter and silliness helps deal with the agony of perpetual mediocrity.

It's a perception thing, because it seems like Kubiak buries his head in his menu more than he interacts with players during games....especially with his habit of being 30 yards away from the LOS and his back turned on critical plays. Those are not normal traits of NFL head coaches in general.

Ole Miss Texan
02-17-2011, 04:09 PM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?
That's the To-Go menu.

Do these coaches hide behind it and then turn their back when big plays are about to happen? Maybe they have the adult menu with the Grand Slams and he has the kids menu.:) Just had to....
Kubiak isn't intentionally looking away from big plays.... he has a picture of your avatar on his menu and gets lost staring at that beauty.
I think that you're taking it much too serious. Perhaps there have been a couple of folks that are actually critical...I honestly can't recall anyone with a serious criticism of it...but more people just having fun with the idea because laughter and silliness helps deal with the agony of perpetual mediocrity.
Nah... I'm just messing with everyone and having fun. There's a lot of casual jokes about the menu and I too think they're funny. But there actually seems to be a decent number of people that really do have a big issue with it. I think most everyone is just so dang frustrated with us losing that they find anything and everything they can to put a negative spin on it. I think that's human nature though when things are so rough. I just remember watching the playoffs and kept seeing all the coaches over and over with their own denny's menu and had to chuckle.

It's a long offseason...

BigBull17
02-17-2011, 04:12 PM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

Ryan just orders everything with the word Grand in the title.

2slik4u
02-17-2011, 04:14 PM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

He's so fat, it makes the menu look small.

steelbtexan
02-17-2011, 04:29 PM
It always was a dumb criticism.

Yep,

There's plenty to critical of Gary about.

The Denny's menu would be very low on the list.

Mr. White
02-17-2011, 04:42 PM
The Denny's menu has been a symptom of a larger problem, IMO. He is so concerned with the offensive calls that it detracts from the big picture of managing the entire team.

Seems like it's really a question of leadership philosophy.

Parcells says once he got a HC job, then he had to lose the coordinator mindset. I doubt that Sean Payton agrees with that philosophy since he won a Super Bowl by calling his own offense.

To me, all that really matters is if Kubiak's style works or not. So far, it hasn't. All we can do as fans is to hope that the Wade Phillips hire works the same way as the Gregg Williams hire did.

Pollardized
02-17-2011, 04:44 PM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

Rex got hungry while waiting so he ate half of the menu...

DexmanC
02-17-2011, 05:22 PM
Do these coaches hide behind it and then turn their back when big plays are about to happen? Maybe they have the adult menu with the Grand Slams and he has the kids menu.:) Just had to....

http://i50.tinypic.com/2wd13eq.jpg

Texanmike02
02-17-2011, 05:38 PM
The Denny's menu has been a symptom of a larger problem, IMO. He is so concerned with the offensive calls that it detracts from the big picture of managing the entire team.

Seems like it's really a question of leadership philosophy.

Parcells says once he got a HC job, then he had to lose the coordinator mindset. I doubt that Sean Payton agrees with that philosophy since he won a Super Bowl by calling his own offense.

To me, all that really matters is if Kubiak's style works or not. So far, it hasn't. All we can do as fans is to hope that the Wade Phillips hire works the same way as the Gregg Williams hire did.

I've said this before. I heard ND Kalu talking one time on 610 (relax, its the easiest channel for me to pick up at work) and he said that at philly he never talked to Andy Reid. He said in 6 years there he only talked to the guy a handfull of times that Jimmy Johnson ran the defense like he was the HC. He said that the year they went to the SB that it was more like an offensive HC and a Defensive HC. The only time Reid got involved was if something was going drastically wrong.

I think that arrangement can work honestly. Great DC and Great OC. I don't know if we have it, but i guess we'll find out.

I wonder if the division is like that if the offense will get better. If the defense cracks the top 20 and the offense is any better this is a VERY scary team.

Mike

Texaninlild
02-17-2011, 05:46 PM
Who gives a fliying *uck! It is Wins/Losses that matter if there is a season. Everyone's mind and memory is unique. Whatever the hell triggers his memory to call the best play so be it. I am an OCD spreadsheet guy myself.

:fans:

Rey
02-17-2011, 06:43 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/2wd13eq.jpg

The black guy in the white shirt right behind Kubiak is my old high school coach...

Coach Washington...

He's in charge of showing the players around the city and helping them locate housing...

I remember going to one of my high school games to watch my younger brother play and he brought Andre and Jacoby to the game...

They walked in right through the main entrance...I think me and my friend were the only people out there that recognized them

CloakNNNdagger
02-17-2011, 06:44 PM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

Cliff's Notes version........or maybe just the Kiddie Menu..........:kitten:

ChampionTexan
02-17-2011, 06:54 PM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

That's the To-Go menu.

Actually, I think that's the portion of the menu that Rex ordered immediately after uttering the phrase "Now let's go eat a G-- D--- snack".

Lucky
02-17-2011, 07:44 PM
It's a perception thing, because it seems like Kubiak buries his head in his menu more than he interacts with players during games....especially with his habit of being 30 yards away from the LOS and his back turned on critical plays. Those are not normal traits of NFL head coaches in general.
Bingo. As Eric Clapton said, "It's in the way that you use it."

GuerillaBlack
02-17-2011, 08:14 PM
Kubiak has the kids menu though.

Texan_Bill
02-17-2011, 08:39 PM
So a lot has been said about Kubiak's "Denny's menu" he carries during the games. A lot of talk about how real coaches don't need a color coded playsheet like that, and if he's been in the NFL for so long he should have his stuff memorized by now. Yet another reason why he's a terrible coach, right?

I just found it kind of interesting as I was scrolling through pictures of the most recent 2011 Playoff Coaches...

I guess Kubiak has some friends at his Denny's table.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/249/880/GYI0059182184_crop_450x500.jpg?1261608561

Super Bowl Champion...

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/ac/fullj.c65c3edd19c37ef9a562b945bfbcb476/c65c3edd19c37ef9a562b945bfbcb476-getty-98556301ml352_super_bowl_xl.jpg

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http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_rumors__40/ept_sports_rumors-648197295-1258033482.jpg?ymKVaMCDhRyA5EId

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Post whore!! You can fit 6 images in one post!! :runaway:

EllisUnit
02-17-2011, 09:13 PM
There's only one group of people that can change the fact that Kubiak is a loser, and you're not in it.

WELL CONSIDERING HE MAKES MILLIONS AND IS A COACH IN THE nfl I THINK THAT COUNTS HIM OUT AS ACTUALLY BEING A loser. :spin:

Carr Bombed
02-17-2011, 09:23 PM
So a lot has been said about Kubiak's "Denny's menu" he carries during the games.

I just found it kind of interesting as I was scrolling through pictures of the most recent 2011 Playoff Coaches...



The problem is other coaches know what they already want to order.....Kubiak looks at his menu like he's dumbfounded and never ate at "the table of 10" before. Kubiak goes into the Dennys with no conviction and ends up getting his buns burned, because he orders some dumbass new entry that the cooks don't prepare often and Chris Brown ends up throwing his pigskin into the fryer.


I guess Kubiak has some friends at his Denny's table.

Nope.....no he doesn't, he doesn't have any friends at that "table for ten". Kubiak isn't allowed to sit at their table, because they don't even acknowledge him and he isn't on their level. Kubiak is at the kiddie table trying to pick between the 4 crayons he was given and decide which one he's going to use on his "kiddie menu". He still doesn't know which one to grab to finish the puzzle and complete the maze that is "his" Houston Texans. While the grown ups are sitting across the room and are already enjoying their main course, Kubiak is still trying to figure out how to connect the dots with his "kids" at his table (aka "not the table for 10").

Carr Bombed
02-17-2011, 09:31 PM
WELL CONSIDERING HE MAKES MILLIONS AND IS A COACH IN THE nfl I THINK THAT COUNTS HIM OUT AS ACTUALLY BEING A loser. :spin:

Nobody said he was a loser at life..

The guy is a LOSER of a NFL coach though and that's a fact.

thunderkyss
02-17-2011, 11:14 PM
http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rex2.jpg

Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

I don't think that man has ever struggled with a menu.

thunderkyss
02-17-2011, 11:22 PM
The black guy in the white shirt right behind Kubiak.....

:kitten:

You do realize they are all wearing white shirts...

They're all behind Kubiak...

Most of them are black....


??

Lucky
02-18-2011, 07:37 AM
:kitten:

You do realize they are all wearing white shirts...

They're all behind Kubiak...

Most of them are black....


??
It's pretty obvious whom he was referring to. The other 2 guys are injured or deactivated players.

Double Barrel
02-18-2011, 10:55 AM
WELL CONSIDERING HE MAKES MILLIONS AND IS A COACH IN THE nfl I THINK THAT COUNTS HIM OUT AS ACTUALLY BEING A loser. :spin:

I think the post you've quoted was made in the "football bubble". He wasn't talking about Gary Kubiak the man, who by all accounts is a nice person and swell to work for. He was talking about Kubiak the head coach, who has a 37-43 record in five seasons. 37 < 43 = losing record.

If bank account is the only judge, then Ryan Leaf was a success in the NFL. But knowledgeable fans know better.

And yes, I did compare Kubiak to Leaf in a metaphorical sense. :D

Ole Miss Texan
02-18-2011, 11:07 AM
Post whore!! You can fit 6 images in one post!! :runaway:

Crap! :dangit:

False Start
02-18-2011, 12:37 PM
And yes, I did compare Kubiak to Leaf in a metaphorical sense. :D

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/kubes-wtf.gif

panamamyers
02-18-2011, 12:44 PM
People just search for something easy to pick on him about. If he had made the playoffs by now you would never hear about it.

Rey
02-18-2011, 05:36 PM
:kitten:

You do realize they are all wearing white shirts...

They're all behind Kubiak...

Most of them are black....


??

I didn't even see the other guys you are talking about until you sent this...

The video plays kind of slow for me so I didn't see the other guys...

I'm talking about the one that has on that white visor type cap...He looks like an older guy... where as the other two look like players..

Carr Bombed
02-18-2011, 06:57 PM
People just search for something easy to pick on him about. If he had made the playoffs by now you would never hear about it.

LMAO....umm yeah that's the point, making the playoffs and winning games is the name of the game, it is the measuring stick everybody is judged by in the NFL. This post makes no sense whatsoever. Hell if only I would've won the lottery, I wouldn't stress over bills and taxes. If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle and if a if was a fifth, we'd all be drunk (well except for Thorn....he needs a fifth just to roll his old ass out of bed :) )

Anyways what is the point of your post? Hell if only Matt Millen would've drafted pro bowlers, people wouldn't of bitched and moaned about how inadequate he was. Point being, Gary Kubiak is a loser.....people are going to call him a loser, because going on 6 years, that's all he's done. He loses big game after big game, hence why people call him a loser.
:kubepalm:

P.S.

When someone is criticizing Gary Kubiak they don't have to "search" for anything...the bullet points in their argument are completely obvious and right there on the surface. The only people who have to "search" are the koolaid drinkers who scour the land looking under every rock for every possible excuse to defend Kubiak with.

Hervoyel
02-18-2011, 07:06 PM
So a lot has been said about Kubiak's "Denny's menu" he carries during the games. A lot of talk about how real coaches don't need a color coded playsheet like that, and if he's been in the NFL for so long he should have his stuff memorized by now. Yet another reason why he's a terrible coach, right?


I genuinely don't recall anyone ever saying that. It's a joke about the expression on his face as he peruses his "Denny's Menu". It's about that confused, constipated look on his face. It's like he can't figure out what to order.

That's really all it ever was. If it's a "dumb criticism" Infantrycak (and I agree it's pretty weak as serious criticism) then that's because it didn't start out as anything more than a off-hand remark about the way he stares into that big sheet of plastic.

thunderkyss
02-18-2011, 07:19 PM
People just search for something easy to pick on him about. If he had made the playoffs by now you would never hear about it.

I think if Kubiak got us to the play-offs, some of us wouldn't be so sensitive.

It's hard to defend a guy when he gives us nothing.



P.S.

When someone is criticizing Gary Kubiak they don't have to "search" for anything...the bullet points in their argument are completely obvious and right there on the surface. The only people who have to "search" are the koolaid drinkers who scour the land looking under every rock for every possible excuse to defend Kubiak with.


uh.... yeah, that's what I meant to say.

Koolaid Time
02-19-2011, 09:39 PM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

That's the size used when you go to the swingers/foot-fetish clubs.

Malloy
02-20-2011, 07:22 AM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

After Rex's been there, that's all that's left on the menu :)

Goatcheese
02-21-2011, 02:02 PM
http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rex2.jpg

That isn't a Denny's menu. It's a list of every flavor of Hotpocket.

"MOM! MOAR HOTPOCKETS! Oh and blitz everybody while you're microwaving it!"

Marcus
02-21-2011, 02:58 PM
:violin

:includeme:

SteveSlaton20
02-25-2011, 12:56 AM
Access to the webpage was denied


Why am I getting that^ on some of these images?

Big Lou
02-25-2011, 03:29 PM
Is it just me or is that an awfully compressed version of a Denny's menu?

No the Denny's menu isn't small Ryan just makes it look tiny. That or he ate part of it during halftime......

Big Lou
02-25-2011, 03:32 PM
So a lot has been said about Kubiak's "Denny's menu" he carries during the games. A lot of talk about how real coaches don't need a color coded playsheet like that, and if he's been in the NFL for so long he should have his stuff memorized by now. Yet another reason why he's a terrible coach, right?

I just found it kind of interesting as I was scrolling through pictures of the most recent 2011 Playoff Coaches...

I guess Kubiak has some friends at his Denny's table.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/249/880/GYI0059182184_crop_450x500.jpg?1261608561

Yeh but Kube's Denny's menu look like it was made with a box of crayons. All the other guys menus look like they were made at Kinko's. So I knock of 10 point for lack of quality!!!!

Is there a Denny's Menu Kube's Palm?