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EllisUnit
02-11-2011, 01:24 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9EoHzHKNtUoCnJAPkRohF-DnasBDa0gfU9kzOoSqAUjrkX8mD

I think this is what McNair and Company posted in the locker room. See thats the reason for all the Optimism :uchicken:

EllisUnit
02-11-2011, 01:27 PM
Ok Today we lost 5 in a row.
But we Know something the fans don't know.
We'll get them next year, when we are the surprise pick.
Until then we'll gladly cash our check.

:kubepalm:

TimeKiller
02-11-2011, 01:32 PM
Courage doesn't always roar....
Unless you play football.
Then you should probably roar.
Or at least win games if you're not going to roar.

Nawzer
02-11-2011, 02:45 PM
If you ain't first, you're last-Reese Bobby

Double Barrel
02-11-2011, 02:57 PM
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."Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."
~ Vince Lombardi
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EllisUnit
02-11-2011, 03:59 PM
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."Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."
~ Vince Lombardi
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who came up with that lame quote :strangle: we'd never win if we lived by that :lol:

Luv_ya_blue
02-11-2011, 04:01 PM
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

TheIronDuke
02-11-2011, 04:48 PM
who came up with that lame quote :strangle: we'd never win if we lived by that :lol:

I think it's from the Bible.

Rey
02-11-2011, 04:48 PM
Not winning is for losers.

-Rey

Rey
02-11-2011, 04:49 PM
Don't worry about winning.

You just better make damn sure you don't lose.

-Rey

TheIronDuke
02-11-2011, 04:54 PM
I think they should go with this one:

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/goopslinger/moto-rokr-w5-motorola-w5.jpg

Looks pretty sweet.

Texas T
02-11-2011, 05:55 PM
I think they should go with this one:

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/goopslinger/moto-rokr-w5-motorola-w5.jpg

Looks pretty sweet.

:kubepalm::wadepalm::mariopalm::vincepalm::toropal m::hankpalm:

That's all the palms I'm allowed to add (just imagine the rest)
Really I LMAO!!! I think you're the first to catch that!!

EllisUnit
02-11-2011, 06:42 PM
I think it's from the Bible.

Oh yeah,,,,thansk i was wondering where that lame quote came from. "And On thy sunday thall shall not lose, unless thall are the texans. then doom will perish all hope of victory" :strangle:

God Bless America

steelbtexan
02-11-2011, 07:04 PM
Thanks for making me a billionaire
Now give me y'alls $$$$$
Yall come back for more next yr now.

steelbtexan
02-11-2011, 07:04 PM
Houston Texans where mediocrity lives.

steelbtexan
02-11-2011, 07:07 PM
By golly Rick/Gary/Wade are good ole boys.
It's time to reup them season tickets.
Come y'all aint true fans unless you do (Y'all know that.)
Y'all come back now.

mariowillshine15
02-11-2011, 07:24 PM
Bad defense and half-back passes
Not this year
Time to whoop some candy asses

houstonspartan
02-11-2011, 08:02 PM
The motto should be simple. One word, plastered everywhere: Win.

I'm serious.

Dutchrudder
02-11-2011, 11:38 PM
I got a few candidates:

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/demotivators/defeatdemotivationalposter.jpg

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/demotivators/excusesdemotivationalposter.jpg

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/demotivators/mediocritydemotivationalposter.jpg



Put this one next to Cushing's locker...

http://www.iaconoresearch.com/BlogImages/08-03-04d_despair.jpg

hehehehe...

JB
02-11-2011, 11:38 PM
The wittiness that I read here is truly astounding. :kubepalm:


No, I don't mean that in a good way! Clever is as clever does not.

wagonhed
02-11-2011, 11:39 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9EoHzHKNtUoCnJAPkRohF-DnasBDa0gfU9kzOoSqAUjrkX8mD


i lol'd

BigBull17
02-14-2011, 10:17 AM
We tried hard!!!!!!

HJam72
02-14-2011, 10:24 AM
A new scapegoat every year!

HOU-TEX
02-14-2011, 10:26 AM
"Let us win........or AJ will beat your ass"

HuttoKarl
02-14-2011, 10:44 AM
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html)

Winner.

GP
02-14-2011, 11:38 AM
"Winning isn't everything, it's merely a bonus on top of the regularly scheduled paychecks and guaranteed roster positions. Trust me, once you start winning...you're just expected to win even more. When we're kicking a game-winning field goal, I can't look while it's happening because all I think is 'Oh dear God, if he makes this kick I'm going to be expected to win again next Sunday' and that's the sort of pressure that makes your job a real drag."

- Gary Kubiak

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"Success is determined by many variables and factors. I call these things variactors. Let's all sit here, during halftime, and think of two-word combinations that could potentially become a real word someday. Andre, you go first. While you guys are doing that, I'm going to go grab a Diet Coke and re-mousse my hair if anybody needs me."

- Gary Kubiak

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"Sure, we've hit some speed bumps thus far. The road to the Super Bowl is paved with speed bumps. It's also lined with other things, such as beef jerky shops that also sell porn...so a guy could stop for some jerky and wind up jerkying other things if you know what I mean. This makes getting to the Super Bowl more difficult: Speed bumps and jerky shops, the two most dangerous threats to any team's goal of making it to the Super Bowl."

- Gary Kubiak

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"Ok, team. Here's the deal. This is year 6 for me, OK? I don't know why I'm here. Heck, YOU don't know why I'm here. But I'm here. And so are you. (long pause.....) So why don't we just go out there and battle and fight and see what happens? OK? Who's ready for some battlin' and some fightin' today?!?! AJ's got that look of intensity on his face over there, look at him. He's serious, he's REAL serious. It might be misconstrued as him staring angrily at me, but I think he's ready to go beat up a cornerback today. That's what I think! (long pause....) OK, let's hit the field and let's carry all this positive energy out there with us!"

- Gary Kubiak

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"Look, guys. I know we're down by 21 at the half. We've been here before. This is nothing new. I don't think there's much I could tell you that can rally you for the rest of this game. In fact, I'm pretty sure all of you are completely pissed off at me right now. And I 'get that,' OK? I do. But here's the deal...and I didn't want to say this before the game began...I really didn't want to, OK? (starts fake crying) But here's what's going on: John McClain has AIDS. In fact, he's laid up in a hospital room right now, and his dying words to me and Rick this morning were 'Kubes, tell the kids to win one for old fatty McButter pants...' Swear to God that's what he said. Scout's honor."

- Gary Kubiak

FirstTexansFan
02-14-2011, 12:11 PM
"Look, guys. I know we're down by 21 at the half. We've been here before. This is nothing new. I don't think there's much I could tell you that can rally you for the rest of this game. In fact, I'm pretty sure all of you are completely pissed off at me right now. And I 'get that,' OK? I do. But here's the deal...and I didn't want to say this before the game began...I really didn't want to, OK? (starts fake crying) But here's what's going on: John McClain has AIDS. In fact, he's laid up in a hospital room right now, and his dying words to me and Rick this morning were 'Kubes, tell the kids to win one for old fatty McButter pants...' Swear to God that's what he said. Scout's honor."

- Gary Kubiak

the WINNER! :)

Double Barrel
02-14-2011, 12:16 PM
This should be their motto:

"YOU SUCK UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE"

EllisUnit
02-14-2011, 01:07 PM
"Ok, team. Here's the deal. This is year 6 for me, OK? I don't know why I'm here. Heck, YOU don't know why I'm here. But I'm here. And so are you. (long pause.....) So why don't we just go out there and battle and fight and see what happens? OK? Who's ready for some battlin' and some fightin' today?!?! AJ's got that look of intensity on his face over there, look at him. He's serious, he's REAL serious. It might be misconstrued as him staring angrily at me, but I think he's ready to go beat up a cornerback today. That's what I think! (long pause....) OK, let's hit the field and let's carry all this positive energy out there with us!"

This one is good :goodpost:. Would rep u if i could

Wolf6151
02-14-2011, 02:20 PM
Play hard, don't get hurt, and cash that paycheck.

GP
02-14-2011, 02:34 PM
"A lot of people misunderstand the Wade Phillips hiring. They say it was a wake-up call or some such thing. Well, in response to those people all I can say is that Wade is no threat to my job. I'm first. My name starts with a G and his name starts with a W, so it's obvious that G comes before W. I even have him beat on last names too: K comes before P, as you all know. I mean, it's not even a close race on both of those. Now, what I suggest is that we start focusing on what happens when you put the letters G and W together--You get GW, which could mean a lot of things. GW Bush was a strong President. Or if you're a not a fan of GW Bush, then we could say that GW stands for 'Great Win' or 'Go Winston!' or 'Gee Whiz,' which is my personal favorite. Yeah, I think you're seeing that our best days are clearly ahead of us. We needed to bring a 'W' in here, that's for sure...."

- Gary Kubiak, first training camp press conference in 2011

EllisUnit
02-14-2011, 03:20 PM
Guys once upon a time there was a football team who pulled together after their bye in week 8 to come back and make the play-offs. They had a good coach a good secondary and a damn good defense. NOW i know this has nothing to do with us, and i know Kareem Jackson gave up a record 30 passing TDs allowed in his second season. i know it was bad, but its not his fault we fired our secondary coach today, and we are bringing someone else in. So our secondary should be better next year with Kareem and Quinn in there. Ole Bob just bought a new house so don't be surprised if we don't pick up any help again this year. I see improvement. But this years on me guys. Enjoy your vacation.

Gary Kubiak after week 17 2011 season.

False Start
02-14-2011, 06:07 PM
It ain't over until 30 seconds left in the 4th quarter.

JB
02-14-2011, 06:38 PM
http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx307/TexanJB/Fail/setsail-for-fail-thread.jpg

False Start
02-14-2011, 07:41 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/rimshot-1.gif

Texan_Bill
02-14-2011, 08:24 PM
"Mediocrity Lives Here!!"







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Texanmike02
02-18-2011, 09:45 PM
It ain't over until 30 seconds left in the 4th quarter.

Better yet:

It ain't over till the game winning drive after our game winning drive.

Mike

JB
02-18-2011, 10:06 PM
This thread is fail from the title down.

srrono
02-18-2011, 10:36 PM
http://www.aoaforums.com/forum/attachments/random-nonsense/22552d1215728679-omg-muscles-image-0.jpg

Don't Just Train Over Train! Oops!

EllisUnit
02-19-2011, 03:52 PM
This thread is fail from the title down.

it is off season i'm sure there will be many more fail threads u can point out since we all cant see the obvious even if i did start it :bravo:

JB
02-19-2011, 04:16 PM
it is off season i'm sure there will be many more fail threads u can point out since we all cant see the obvious even if i did start it :bravo:

Don't take it serious dude. Just pointing out that I don't know what a Moto is.

Not sure anyone else does either.

Showtime100
02-19-2011, 04:32 PM
Don't take it serious dude. Just pointing out that I don't know what a Moto is.

Not sure anyone else does either.


I sort of quasi know what a Moto means. http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Emoticons/rimshot.gif

Revolution
02-19-2011, 04:35 PM
Don't take it serious dude. Just pointing out that I don't know what a Moto is.

Not sure anyone else does either.

Hello Moto? That's all I can think of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6OXwTqpWbs

EllisUnit
02-20-2011, 10:13 AM
Don't take it serious dude. Just pointing out that I don't know what a Moto is.

Not sure anyone else does either.

Just being very dry and sacrcastic bud. No harm no foul.

steelbtexan
02-20-2011, 10:28 AM
We dont win, but the kids play their hearts out every week doggoneit.