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jaayteetx
01-27-2011, 05:20 PM
you guessed it......Strippers!
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Dallas-faces-stripper-shortage-before-Super-Bowl-XLV-012711

infantrycak
01-27-2011, 05:53 PM
Bill is going to have short pickings for the next couple weeks as tons of dancers from Houston will be traveling north.

RazorOye
01-27-2011, 07:23 PM
Dallas: Still Not as cool as Vancouver...

Emergency shipment of condoms headed to Olympic athletes (http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/postblog/2010/02/emergency-shipment-of-condoms-headed-to-olympic-athletes.html)

FirstTexansFan
01-27-2011, 08:18 PM
Bill is going to have short pickings for the next couple weeks as tons of dancers from Houston will be traveling north.

I'm actually blaming Bill for the shortage.... but a girls gotta stay where the money is right? Bill's proven income :)

michaelm
01-28-2011, 08:54 AM
It would be impossible for Dallas to have a stripper shortage with the huge pool of talent available just a few hours down I-45 in H-town.

The financial impact of the SB will be in the millions of dollars... for Houston.

Texan_Bill
01-28-2011, 10:32 AM
Bill is going to have short pickings for the next couple weeks as tons of dancers from Houston will be traveling north.

:heh: Who do you think is driving the bus full of strippers North?

Scooter
01-28-2011, 11:46 AM
Bill is going to have short pickings for the next couple weeks as tons of dancers from Houston will be traveling north.

the only difference between the saturday night squad and tuesday afternoon B-team is a few tequilas. :texanbill:

Dread-Head
01-28-2011, 11:48 AM
Bill is going to have short pickings for the next couple weeks as tons of dancers from Houston will be traveling north.

Damn it! You beat me to this one! I guess the ones who remain here will be the mid-day shift chicks with the scars, tattoos, prosthetic limbs and thick body hair.

Ranger Tom
01-28-2011, 12:00 PM
Damn it! You beat me to this one! I guess the ones who remain here will be the mid-day shift chicks with the scars, tattoos, prosthetic limbs and thick body hair.

Maybe I'm alone here, but those first three items aren't so bad...