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El Tejano
01-17-2011, 04:04 PM
Getting tired of them for every little disagreement. Can we find one of them celebrating for those rare instances in which people agree with eachother on this board?

mattieuk
01-17-2011, 04:33 PM
:kubepalm:

Sorry.

El Tejano
01-17-2011, 04:44 PM
:kubepalm:

Sorry.
That's pretty funny!

AnthonyE
01-17-2011, 04:50 PM
Introducing...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/liltony9144/happyschaubbetter.jpg

Happy Schaub!

GP
01-17-2011, 04:51 PM
I wanted Kubiak fired and Cowher hired, so I don't feel too bad that you're getting tired of facepalm smilies.

Life is harsh.

El Tejano
01-17-2011, 04:51 PM
Introducing...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/liltony9144/happyschaubbetter.jpg

Happy Schaub!

Yea! Happy Schaub! Who needs to extend drives by running two yards for a 1st down on 3rd and 2? We got Happy Schaub!!!!

scourge
01-17-2011, 04:56 PM
Getting tired of them for every little disagreement. Can we find one of them celebrating for those rare instances in which people agree with eachother on this board?

I'm not sure there would be an appropriate facepalm to show celebration, but if there is I am sure that someone could help you out.

I agree that facepalms are overused, though not to the ridiculous extent of FML on the web as a whole. It's really sad that people feel it necessary to use FML when referring to football, video games, etc... If those types of things have you thinking "FML," then it seems that your priorities in life are needing some adjustments. That, or it's just that your life is rather hollow and you have nothing else better to hold onto.

HTown2ATX
01-17-2011, 04:58 PM
I'm not sure there would be an appropriate facepalm to show celebration, but if there is I am sure that someone could help you out.

I agree that facepalms are overused, though not to the ridiculous extent of FML on the web as a whole. It's really sad that people feel it necessary to use FML when referring to football, video games, etc... If those types of things have you thinking "FML," then it seems that your priorities in life are needing some adjustments. That, or it's just that your life is rather hollow and you have nothing else better to hold onto.

Dude...ok....I may make myself sound like a dumbass but I gotta finally ask....what is FML and FTW?

Khari
01-17-2011, 04:58 PM
:includeme:

texanmojo
01-17-2011, 05:11 PM
Dude...ok....I may make myself sound like a dumbass but I gotta finally ask....what is FML and FTW?

*uck My Life...
*uck the World

GlassHalfFull
01-17-2011, 05:15 PM
Dude...ok....I may make myself sound like a dumbass but I gotta finally ask....what is FML and FTW?

*uck My Life...
*uck the World

actually the 2nd one is:

for the win

VTexan
01-17-2011, 05:15 PM
*uck My Life...
*uck the World

haha ftw is for the win not *uck the world.

scourge
01-17-2011, 05:19 PM
haha ftw is for the win not *uck the world.

yep
FML = * my life
FTW = for the win


Dude...ok....I may make myself sound like a dumbass but I gotta finally ask....what is FML and FTW?

No need to feel like a dumbass. In this instance, ignorance is bliss. Sometimes I wish I didn't know as many of those as I do.

Khari
01-17-2011, 05:20 PM
Ftmfw!

VTexan
01-17-2011, 05:28 PM
No need to feel like a dumbass. In this instance, ignorance is bliss. Sometimes I wish I didn't know as many of those as I do.

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5322619/Ignorance-is-bliss.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Philosoraptor

Dutchrudder
01-17-2011, 06:13 PM
I suggest people use this pic when they agree with each other

http://www.thearchnemesis.com/images/rainbow%20butt.jpg

2slik4u
01-17-2011, 07:43 PM
I'm not sure there would be an appropriate facepalm to show celebration, but if there is I am sure that someone could help you out.

I agree that facepalms are overused, though not to the ridiculous extent of FML on the web as a whole. It's really sad that people feel it necessary to use FML when referring to football, video games, etc... If those types of things have you thinking "FML," then it seems that your priorities in life are needing some adjustments. That, or it's just that your life is rather hollow and you have nothing else better to hold onto.

Bro, dont get all bent out of shape on this but when people say FML, 95% of the time they are exaggerating. I wouldnt look to much into it when people say that. I think its kind of sad that you think people are being serious about that when they say that and feel that we (I say we because I use that saying every once in a while) need to "think" about using it. Its a stupid expression to convey that at that moment in time, everything sucks.

I think the most overused and annoying thing is "LOL". I effing hate that so much.

insert crap loads of "lol's" now.

scourge
01-17-2011, 09:17 PM
Bro, dont get all bent out of shape on this but when people say FML, 95% of the time they are exaggerating. I wouldnt look to much into it when people say that. I think its kind of sad that you think people are being serious about that when they say that and feel that we (I say we because I use that saying every once in a while) need to "think" about using it. Its a stupid expression to convey that at that moment in time, everything sucks.

I think the most overused and annoying thing is "LOL". I effing hate that so much.

insert crap loads of "lol's" now.

I'm not as bent out of shape as it may seem, and I do get that most are exaggerating. Probably closer to 98%. And yes, LOL is really annoying... Lately I've been like the guy from "Role Models" Always ranting about the little things that annoy me.

2slik4u
01-17-2011, 09:26 PM
I'm not as bent out of shape as it may seem, and I do get that most are exaggerating. Probably closer to 98%. And yes, LOL is really annoying... Lately I've been like the guy from "Role Models" Always ranting about the little things that annoy me.

Im on day 9 of no cigarettes. I can relate.

NitroGSXR
01-17-2011, 09:31 PM
Im on day 9 of no cigarettes. I can relate.

I once went 9 hours without one. I'll never oversleep again.

:lol:

Hang tough. It's rough.

texanmojo
01-17-2011, 09:37 PM
haha ftw is for the win not *uck the world.

Ok...I blew it... :) Thanks for the correction!

FirstTexansFan
01-17-2011, 09:39 PM
Welcome to the offseason... where we grasp at straws for something to post that is worthy... :kubepalm: :wadepalm: :kitten:

edit: FML FTW :)

drs23
01-17-2011, 10:15 PM
Dude...ok....I may make myself sound like a dumbass but I gotta finally ask....what is FML and FTW?

*uck My Life...
*uck the World

yep
FML = * my life
FTW = for the win

No need to feel like a dumbass. In this instance, ignorance is bliss. Sometimes I wish I didn't know as many of those as I do.

Sounds like this is an acronym that has become somewhat bastardized over time. I assure all that if by circumstance you were to find yourself in the custody of a municipality, the County in which you live or the great State of Texas not to mention the Federal Gummit, with FTW tattooed on your knuckles or from shoulder blade to shoulder blade, (or where ever) the individuals checking in you and your property would not iterpret it to mean "for the win". You would immediatly go into segretation, not general population.

But as mentioned it has become watered down. Damn, guess I need to get out more?

1st link (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw)

Hookem Horns
01-17-2011, 10:27 PM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6421/bobshine.gif

Ryan
01-17-2011, 10:54 PM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6421/bobshine.gif


it's missing a unicorn.

scourge
01-17-2011, 11:12 PM
Im on day 9 of no cigarettes. I can relate.

My favorite thing to rant about lately is the children's song "This Old Man." Having listened to it multiple times now that I have a 2yr old, this song truly disturbs me. I hope they caught that geriatric pedophile at some point. I don't want that guy knick-knacking or paddy-whacking on my daughters thumb, knee, thigh, spine, or anywhere else that sick bastard has fantasies about...

steelbtexan
01-17-2011, 11:19 PM
I wanted Kubiak fired and Cowher hired, so I don't feel too bad that you're getting tired of facepalm smilies.

Life is harsh.

Two sentences?


Dont give into the writing cops

We need paragraphs man. LOL

JB
01-17-2011, 11:25 PM
My favorite thing to rant about lately is the children's song "This Old Man." Having listened to it multiple times now that I have a 2yr old, this song truly disturbs me. I hope they caught that geriatric pedophile at some point. I don't want that guy knick-knacking or paddy-whacking on my daughters thumb, knee, thigh, spine, or anywhere else that sick bastard has fantasies about...

:lol:

BetaV1
01-17-2011, 11:30 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2djckdc.jpg

texasguy346
01-18-2011, 12:16 AM
My favorite thing to rant about lately is the children's song "This Old Man." Having listened to it multiple times now that I have a 2yr old, this song truly disturbs me. I hope they caught that geriatric pedophile at some point. I don't want that guy knick-knacking or paddy-whacking on my daughters thumb, knee, thigh, spine, or anywhere else that sick bastard has fantasies about...

I feel bad for the old man in the "its raining it's pouring" song. He went to bed and bumped his head and didn't get up in the morning. What a sad way to go

gg no re
01-18-2011, 12:32 AM
Introducing...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/liltony9144/happyschaubbetter.jpg

Happy Schaub!http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Dead/DeadBanana.gifhttp://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Dead/DeadBanana.gifhttp://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Dead/DeadBanana.gif

Hookem Horns
01-18-2011, 12:52 AM
it's missing a unicorn.

That could work however I was working off of the saying "everything is sunshine, rainbows, and lollipops".

Hookem Horns
01-18-2011, 12:53 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2djckdc.jpg

LOL, while that might not go with the "sunshine" theme, that is indeed awesome! Rep.

ChampionTexan
01-18-2011, 01:34 AM
That could work however I was working off of the saying "everything is sunshine, rainbows, and lollipops".

Unicorns? We don't need no steenklng unicorns!

Noticeable absence of Unicorns! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM)

scourge
01-18-2011, 02:37 AM
I feel bad for the old man in the "its raining it's pouring" song. He went to bed and bumped his head and didn't get up in the morning. What a sad way to go

Maybe that's what happened to the old pedo-whack guy... comeupance!!!

Dread-Head
01-18-2011, 10:29 AM
I think I speak for my friend William and various members of the blue crew when I say (and feel free to quote me):

:kubepalm:

Respectfully,
Dreadford Headdington III

HTown2ATX
01-18-2011, 11:11 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2djckdc.jpg

:lol:

HTown2ATX
01-18-2011, 11:13 AM
actually the 2nd one is:

for the win

FTW .... i thought this meant for the win as i see it on FAIL sites all the time for good stuff so i thought maybe i figured that one out which it sounds like i had.

FML .;... shoulda seen that one but didn't haha

Cjeremy635
01-18-2011, 12:08 PM
Dude...ok....I may make myself sound like a dumbass but I gotta finally ask....what is FML and FTW?

I always thought it was:
FML- For My Loss

FTW- For The Win

Is that wrong?

Texan_Bill
01-18-2011, 12:14 PM
Ftmfw!

:facepalm: Khari! WTF?

Texan_Bill
01-18-2011, 12:15 PM
I always thought it was:
FML- For My Loss

FTW- For The Win

Is that wrong?

:wadepalm: Jeremy!! Yes, that is wrong. FML is Eff my life! Jeez, FML!

NitroGSXR
01-18-2011, 12:25 PM
I always thought it was:
FML- For My Loss

FTW- For The Win

Is that wrong?

No. It just means you did not attend FU university.

;)

JB
01-18-2011, 12:59 PM
:facepalm: Khari! WTF?

Surely you know what that stands for?

Texan_Bill
01-18-2011, 04:42 PM
Surely you know what that stands for?

Well in my case, What the Fart!!! :kubepalm:

Wolf
01-18-2011, 04:50 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2djckdc.jpg

:lol:

eat mor chikin

Kimmy
01-18-2011, 05:18 PM
Surely you know what that stands for?

IDK? My BFF Jill? Working for a wireless company, I'm constantly learning these. We even have a acronym cheat sheet wallet card!

scourge
01-18-2011, 05:24 PM
Well in my case, What the Fart!!! :kubepalm:

Then if you were asking about what Khari said, it would translate to you as For The Mother Farting Win!

Double Barrel
01-18-2011, 06:22 PM
I'm tactically facepalming the lot of you!

http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Facepalm-1.jpeg

Texan_Bill
01-18-2011, 10:04 PM
Then if you were asking about what Khari said, it would translate to you as For The Mother Farting Win!

:spit: :kubepalm: FML!

Texan_Bill
01-18-2011, 10:08 PM
I'm tactically facepalming the lot of you!

http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Facepalm-1.jpeg

Looking at that, I got the feeling they were going to break out into a Michael Jackson choreography... :smiliepalm:

HTown2ATX
01-19-2011, 09:18 AM
Looking at that, I got the feeling they were going to break out into a Michael Jackson choreography... :smiliepalm:

http://mjprojectsleicester.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/thriller.jpg

Playoffs
01-19-2011, 11:00 AM
http://www.maximumpc.com/files/u69/facepalm_third_party.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
01-19-2011, 12:17 PM
No. It just means you did not attend FU university.

;)

LMAO - I use 'f/u' as 'follow up' in my notes at work. One day my boss said 'you know, you really shouldn't write '****** you' in client notes, we could get in trouble if they ever request a copy.

Cracked me up.

chicagotexan2
01-20-2011, 02:58 PM
*uck My Life...
*uck the World

What is IIRC? Is like Iroc Camaro?

2slik4u
01-20-2011, 03:22 PM
What is IIRC? Is like Iroc Camaro?

IIRC - If I remember correctly

Topher
01-20-2011, 03:36 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/flatrex/facepalm.jpg

TheBigpaki
01-22-2011, 12:23 PM
http://blogs.chron.com/texanschick/Team-Wary-Face-Palm.jpg-TexansChick

DoCRoN
01-22-2011, 08:52 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2djckdc.jpg

I love the picture. Don't take this as a knock on your work. This is really a question in general... Did Denny's used to have a 1-page menu? Because they definitely don't anymore. Nor does ihop.

WAFFLE HOUSE, on the other hand, still kicks it old school.....

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/ronpga/21122007190-1.jpg