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Hookem Horns
12-19-2010, 06:22 PM
That's right. Who would have thunk it when the Texans were 4-2 and the Cowboys were 1-5.

Since then the Texans have gone 1-7. Even the Lions have won more games during that stretch.

JB
12-19-2010, 06:27 PM
thanks buddy! I needed that like I need a Filipino haircut... :choke:

3rd and Inches
12-19-2010, 06:33 PM
On that note.. I am going to drink myself into a oblivion.. starting.. now..

Showtime100
12-19-2010, 06:41 PM
thanks buddy! I needed that like I need a Filipino haircut... :choke:

I have no idea what exactly that looks like (no help from Google) but that's funny right there I don't care who you are. :spit:

3rd and Inches
12-19-2010, 06:42 PM
I have no idea what exactly that looks like (no help from Google) but that's funny right there I don't care who you are. :spit:

It's along the lines of a Bobbit...

Ghostform
12-19-2010, 06:44 PM
i think the 49ers caught up to us after there abysmal start as well

Showtime100
12-19-2010, 06:46 PM
It's along the lines of a Bobbit...

Yeah, I figured. I pictured that dude William Hung (She Bangs..lol) for some reason.

JB, if I get stuck on that stupid rendition of She Bangs I'm gonna kill you. :foottap:

Ryan
12-19-2010, 06:47 PM
but we do get a higher draft pick then them if the season ends today :whip:

ArlingtonTexan
12-19-2010, 06:48 PM
At Labor Day, it you told me that the Cowbaoys and Texans had the same records, I would put a pretty good sum that the record was 9-5versus 5-9

HJam72
12-19-2010, 06:49 PM
Getting higher draft picks is way overrated.

Look at all the good it does the teams who always get high draft picks...

3rd and Inches
12-19-2010, 06:52 PM
Yeah, I figured. I pictured that dude William Hung (She Bangs..lol) for some reason.

JB, if I get stuck on that stupid rendition of She Bangs I'm gonna kill you. :foottap:

LMAO! :lol: :spit:

JB
12-19-2010, 06:52 PM
Yeah, I figured. I pictured that dude William Hung (She Bangs..lol) for some reason.

JB, if I get stuck on that stupid rendition of She Bangs I'm gonna kill you. :foottap:

I don't know what that is... but you want no part of a Filipino haircut... unless you were heading to Sweden anyway.

axman40
12-19-2010, 06:54 PM
thanks buddy! I needed that like I need a Filipino haircut... :choke:
http://www.dankatie.com/photos/mc2003/lem_filipino_mullet.jpg (http://www.dankatie.com/photos/mc2003/lem_filipino_mullet.jpg)
Filipino mullet
:spit:

3rd and Inches
12-19-2010, 06:55 PM
I don't know what that is... but you want no part of a Filipino haircut... unless you were heading to Sweden anyway.

She Bangs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qkas9mlMgE)

Dutchrudder
12-19-2010, 06:57 PM
Getting higher draft picks is way overrated.

Look at all the good it does the teams who always get high draft picks...

It's only valuable if you have the right people making the picks and good coaching to help them reach their potential. The Lions often have made high picks over the last few years, but this season has shown more promise than the last 5 combined. I think they made some good moves this year, and while they aren't playoff contenders right now, you can see a marked improvement in the way they play. I feel better about their chances of making the playoffs next year than I do about the Texans. Same goes for the Browns, Rams, Bucs and Seahawks.

JB
12-19-2010, 06:57 PM
http://www.dankatie.com/photos/mc2003/lem_filipino_mullet.jpg (http://www.dankatie.com/photos/mc2003/lem_filipino_mullet.jpg)
Filipino mullet
:spit:

Obviously you have never been involved with a filipina...

HJam72
12-19-2010, 07:00 PM
Obviously you have never been involved with a filipina...

Um........I better keep my mouth shut...and find one. :)

3rd and Inches
12-19-2010, 07:00 PM
http://www.dankatie.com/photos/mc2003/lem_filipino_mullet.jpg (http://www.dankatie.com/photos/mc2003/lem_filipino_mullet.jpg)
Filipino mullet
:spit:

That's a nice shirt tho.. maybe it's cuz I'm Mexican...

JB
12-19-2010, 07:00 PM
She Bangs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qkas9mlMgE)



Nothing close. Have you ever heard of a butterfly knife? Know why they call it that?

Showtime100
12-19-2010, 07:01 PM
She Bangs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qkas9mlMgE)

New Texans fight song....lol.

I forgot about this line, "You know, I have no professional training in singing or dancing." :thud:

CretorFrigg
12-19-2010, 07:03 PM
She Bangs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qkas9mlMgE)

I have William Hung's album titled "Inspiration."

:hurrah:

JB
12-19-2010, 07:05 PM
If you want to know about Filipino haircuts, think Lorena Bobbit; but lower & slower...

CretorFrigg
12-19-2010, 07:11 PM
If you want to know about Filipino haircuts, think Lorena Bobbit; but lower & slower...

...thanks for making me Google that.

:smiliepalm:

CharloTex
12-19-2010, 07:26 PM
On that note.. I am going to drink myself into a oblivion.. starting.. now..

Dude, I've been waiting for you. I had a head start. Welcome to Oblivion.

GlassHalfFull
12-19-2010, 07:30 PM
That's right. Who would have thunk it when the Texans were 4-2 and the Cowboys were 1-5.

Since then the Texans have gone 1-7. Even the Lions have won more games during that stretch.

Geez. I used to like you.

Nice way to rub salt in the wounds.:gun:

Mr. Texan
12-19-2010, 07:32 PM
That's right. Who would have thunk it when the Texans were 4-2 and the Cowboys were 1-5.

Since then the Texans have gone 1-7. Even the Lions have won more games during that stretch.

and on that bombshell goodnight...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/08/article-0-02BB8838000005DC-279_468x428.jpg

thunderkyss
12-19-2010, 08:50 PM
thanks buddy! I needed that like I need a Filipino haircut... :choke:

Hey, I resemble that remark.

thunderkyss
12-19-2010, 08:57 PM
If you want to know about Filipino haircuts, think Lorena Bobbit; but lower & slower...

Forget my last post.


I don't think I know what a Filipino haircut is.

Runner
12-19-2010, 08:59 PM
Well, at least the Texans finally caught the Cowboys on the standings, if not in the hearts of Texans (people not team).

JB
12-19-2010, 09:03 PM
Forget my last post.


I don't think I know what a Filipino haircut is.

Do you know what a butterfly knife is?


Filipino haircuts is what filipina's give butterflies...

GlassHalfFull
12-19-2010, 09:03 PM
Forget my last post.


I don't think I want to know what a Filipino haircut is.

fixed it for you.

JB
12-19-2010, 09:06 PM
fixed it for you.

Exactly!

Double Barrel
12-20-2010, 06:07 PM
That's right. Who would have thunk it when the Texans were 4-2 and the Cowboys were 1-5.

Since then the Texans have gone 1-7. Even the Lions have won more games during that stretch.

So, at 5-9, does that mean both teams are on the right track? :um:

Showtime100
12-20-2010, 06:10 PM
So, at 5-9, does that mean both teams are on the right track? :um:

Let's see...one team got the Drano out and are 4-2 since. The other.....still needs their troubles to go down the drain. :gun:

Double Barrel
12-20-2010, 06:18 PM
Let's see...one team got the Drano out and are 4-2 since. The other.....still needs their troubles to go down the drain. :gun:

Yeah, but our kids played much harder than their kids, so it's not all about wins and losses.

What we need here is an additional column: W - L - T - E

The Texans record would OBVIOUSLY be 5-9-0-14*

*14 because while we might think they aren't giving effort, Gary says otherwise.

And if you go undefeated in the E-for-effort column, you get orange slices ON THA' HOUSE!

We're the hardest working little loser in the league, and that, my friend, is the stuff the right track is made of, right there.

Showtime100
12-20-2010, 06:38 PM
Yeah, but our kids played much harder than their kids, so it's not all about wins and losses.

What we need here is an additional column: W - L - T - E

The Texans record would OBVIOUSLY be 5-9-0-14*

*14 because while we might think they aren't giving effort, Gary says otherwise.

And if you go undefeated in the E-for-effort column, you get orange slices ON THA' HOUSE!

We're the hardest working little loser in the league, and that, my friend, is the stuff the right track is made of, right there.

I see what you did there. ;)