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TexansBull
12-17-2010, 08:31 AM
The Texans are like...

....that driver you get stuck behind that driver on the highway that is going 55 in a 70. Your eventually going to get to where you need to go, but its going to take longer, get you pissed, and someone may die along the way.

TexansBull
12-17-2010, 08:36 AM
The Texans are like...

that hot girl in that used to invite you over when you her parents were out of town. She would tell you to expect something special, but when you would step up to the plate, be rounding second on to third, she would stop you, start talking about religion, ask you if you loved her still, and invite you over next weekend.

You keep showing up week after week expecting something different, but the same things happen like clock work.

TexansBull
12-17-2010, 08:37 AM
The Texans are the opposite of Yao Ming. The Texans never get break.

TexansBull
12-17-2010, 08:38 AM
The Texans are like Tracy McGrady. Do I need to go on?

TexansBull
12-17-2010, 08:42 AM
Keep the thread going. There have to be some funny ones out there. You got to laugh to keep from crying.

:gotexans1

Runner
12-17-2010, 09:15 AM
... the Lions.

Buffi2
12-17-2010, 09:20 AM
A 20 lb bass that you fight to the edge of the boat. As you get the net under him, the bass promptly spits out the hook in your face and swims away.

HuttoKarl
12-17-2010, 09:30 AM
...smashing your sack with a car battery and then doing it again just to see if it still feels like shit.

Thorn
12-17-2010, 09:32 AM
The Texans are like UFO fanatics; just keep looking like you might actually see something some day.

FirstTexansFan
12-17-2010, 09:35 AM
hemorrhoids... a total pain in the arse :)

DexmanC
12-17-2010, 10:00 AM
the guy in American Pie who loses control when the girl asks him to touch her.
(When it's winning time, the Texans become that guy.)

DBCooper
12-17-2010, 10:10 AM
Battle Blue Balls! (right joker?)

FirstTexansFan
12-17-2010, 10:12 AM
Battle Blue Balls! (right joker?)

:lol:

BigBull17
12-17-2010, 11:03 AM
Watching a girl you really like date a total tool. You know you were better, but couldn't close the deal.

NitroGSXR
12-17-2010, 12:11 PM
Battle Blue Balls! (right joker?)

Lock up your daughters!! He backed out of his vow earlier this season. He's happily humping away. Bunny rabbit.

DexmanC
12-17-2010, 01:40 PM
The Texans are like...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

texanfreak
12-17-2010, 01:45 PM
The Texans are like.........

Christmas Lights half of them don't work, and those that do ain't that bright.

jaayteetx
12-17-2010, 02:04 PM
my avatar.

Texan_Bill
12-17-2010, 02:05 PM
The Texans are like...


Masturbation without the payoff?

gary
12-17-2010, 02:11 PM
A cupcake without the icing.

Ryan
12-17-2010, 02:13 PM
Masturbation without the payoff?

:wadepalm:

TimeKiller
12-17-2010, 02:20 PM
The Texans are like.....

.....sitting *****. Yeah, you're in the front but that buckle is right up your...

The Texans are like.....

.......a reeeeeeeeeeeeeally ugly chick with a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally good dress on.

Texanator
12-17-2010, 02:34 PM
........ a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/BudOx/FGnotag.gif

TexansBull
12-17-2010, 02:40 PM
Nevermind. Do it later.

RagingBull
12-17-2010, 03:24 PM
the guy in American Pie who loses control when the girl asks him to touch her.
(When it's winning time, the Texans become that guy.)



http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqbW-PAnUB_ZbhEvEjGUJ8ytrHBn2hbQi5kB73yejN63CgUzq9ZRXM6-R0dA

ThaShark316
12-17-2010, 04:21 PM
Texans are like that girl that's sexy as hell...she's your girlfriend too...but she's a virgin and you ain't getting NOTHING til marriage. Maybe you get lucky and get to grab a titty or two, but that's all.

brakos82
12-17-2010, 04:28 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqbW-PAnUB_ZbhEvEjGUJ8ytrHBn2hbQi5kB73yejN63CgUzq9ZRXM6-R0dA

The Texans are like thinking that the picture is a .gif, you expect it to make some action, but it doesn't.

Texan_Bill
12-17-2010, 10:18 PM
Masturbation without the payoff?

:wadepalm:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqbW-PAnUB_ZbhEvEjGUJ8ytrHBn2hbQi5kB73yejN63CgUzq9ZRXM6-R0dA

The Texans are like thinking that the picture is a .gif, you expect it to make some action, but it doesn't.

Isn't that what I kinda said??? Masturbation, without the payoff!! No??


:pirate:

brakos82
12-17-2010, 10:23 PM
Isn't that what I kinda said??? Masturbation, without the payoff!! No??


:pirate:

Yeah we don't give a damn.

TEXANRED
12-17-2010, 10:27 PM
.......watching the 81-87 Oilers.

Texan_Bill
12-17-2010, 10:28 PM
Yeah we don't give a damn.

I'll beat you down!!!! :cowboy1:

:D

Fixin' to watch a movie called the "Human Cenipede".... Should I??

brakos82
12-17-2010, 10:40 PM
I'll beat you down!!!! :cowboy1:

:D

Fixin' to watch a movie called the "Human Cenipede".... Should I??

No.

charterTexanfan
12-18-2010, 08:46 AM
getting a leaf blower instead of the $2000 hooker your ordered