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TheRealJoker
12-14-2010, 05:28 AM
We put the playoffs on a pedestal.

PapaL
12-14-2010, 07:32 AM
Scoring less than we give up would've been my first guess.

HJam72
12-14-2010, 08:25 AM
The cheerleaders don't date us?

thunderkyss
12-14-2010, 08:43 AM
Problem?

We have a problem?

:kitten:

gwallaia
12-14-2010, 08:44 AM
Do you know what the Texans problem is?

As a matter of fact I do.

Winning teams win, losing teams lose.

Every time the Texans step on the field, they know in the back of their minds, they are probably going to lose. The other team knows this as well, just show up, strap on your helmet and just wait around for the Texans to screw up.

What were the Texans thinking when they were matched up against the Ravens? The Ravens!? Beat the Ravens? Are you kidding me? Beat the Eagles? How dare the Texans even consider it.

Winning teams win, losing teams lose.

The Texans are reinventing the Oilers old ways of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. This time, Matt Schaub finds a wide open Josh Wilson and throws a perfect strike right on his numbers to end the game.

Winning teams win, the Texans lose.

Come on NcNair, the time is now to do something.

Thorn
12-14-2010, 08:46 AM
Outer space aliens taking over the players and not giving them back up until the 2nd half of the games. Seriously, it's true. We'd be 13-0 if it weren't for the frigging aliens.

DexmanC
12-14-2010, 08:47 AM
We put the playoffs on a pedestal.

....and the Texans blow their load when they look like they're gonna "score."

TEXANRED
12-14-2010, 08:53 AM
The beer is to expensive at Reliant.

Craig.
12-14-2010, 08:56 AM
We need more escalators for post-game egress?

gtexan02
12-14-2010, 08:59 AM
I see what you did there Real Joker.

DoCRoN
12-14-2010, 09:37 AM
We need more escalators for post-game egress?

When walking down the ramp, you'd think it didn't feed into complete openness

DoCRoN
12-14-2010, 09:38 AM
We put the playoffs on a pedestal.

BTW :goodpost:

Rey
12-14-2010, 10:25 AM
The fans?

TheRealJoker
12-14-2010, 06:05 PM
Everybody knows that you'll never go all the way until you quit putting the playoffs on a pedestal.

FirstTexansFan
12-14-2010, 06:40 PM
The cheerleaders don't date us?

Speak for yourself :)

JB
12-14-2010, 06:49 PM
Speak for yourself :)

Damn right! Duyen and I keep it quiet though...

brakos82
12-14-2010, 06:54 PM
Outer space aliens taking over the players and not giving them back up until the 2nd half of the games. Seriously, it's true. We'd be 13-0 if it weren't for the frigging aliens.

I'm with Thorn.

FirstTexansFan
12-14-2010, 06:56 PM
I'm with Thorn.

I know you are, you both use Vista :)

brakos82
12-14-2010, 06:57 PM
I know you are, you both use Vista :)

:lol:

:kubepalm:

Carr Bombed
12-14-2010, 06:57 PM
Everybody knows that you'll never go all the way until you quit putting the playoffs on a pedestal.

Yeah, if you put the playoffs up on a pedestal, the playoffs will just put you in the "dead zone" where everybody else gets in except you.

BullsOnParade
12-14-2010, 07:41 PM
I know what you're saying OP. It's Super Bowl Champs or bust, not playoffs or bust.

TEXANRED
12-14-2010, 07:50 PM
Speak for yourself :)

It's one thing to be dating a cheerleader and another to have her know why you keep showing up to the same places and wear a shirt with the picture of her face on it.

Trust me, the state of Texas is very clear on the definition of dating and stalking.

JB
12-14-2010, 08:19 PM
It's one thing to be dating a cheerleader and another to have her know why you keep showing up to the same places and wear a shirt with the picture of her face on it.

Trust me, the state of Texas is very clear on the definition of dating and stalking.

And when she shows up wearing a shirt with my pic on it I don't file a police report...